Quotes added on Monday, May 20 2013

luvmeplz
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May 20, 2013 1:49am UTC

Today a girl told me she didn't like my earrings.
I looked her in the eye and told her I didn't like the fact that she was breathing.

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*Yours Truly*
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May 20, 2013 1:55am UTC

Put your iPod on shuffle, and answer these questions:
My friends see me as: What the hell - Avril Lavigne
My day will be like: Dear John - Taylor Swift
I’ll have a good day if I can just hear: Fearless - Taylor Swift
Next time I’m in front of a crowd, i'll say: The First One - Boys Like Girls
My message to the world has always been: Heart Attack - Demi Lovato
Somewhere in my wedding vows: I Love You - Avril Lavigne
My best friend is like: Here's To Us - Avril Lavigne
My alter-ego is: Going Under - Evanescence
Right now, I feel: Ur So Gay - Katy Perry
My innermost desire is: Mine - Taylor Swift
What makes me happy is: My Happy Ending - Avril Lavigne
My birth was like: Firework - Katy Perry
My theme song: Titanium - David Guetta ft. Sia
My deepest secret is: The Drug In Me is You - Falling In Reverse
If I reached the top of Mount Everest, what I would scream: Hello - Evanescence
My favorite thing to do is: Speak Now - Taylor Swift
The story of my life is: The Last Song Im Wasting On You - Evanescence
At my funeral they’ll play: 22 - Taylor Swift
When I’m drunk I say: Teenage Dream - Katy Perry
Behind my back, my friends think I'm: Round and Round - Selena Gomez
If I got lost on a desert island, I would yell: Contagious - Avril Lavigne
When I’m in the shower, I sing: Taking Over Me - Evanescence
My love of life was inspired by the song: Life is Beautiful - Vega 4
Middle school was like: Bullet Proof - Laroux
My family is described by the song: Push - Avril Lavigne
How will you die?: Someone like you - Boys Like Girls
To cheer myself up I: Everything has Changed - Taylor Swift ft. Ed Sheeran

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capsized*
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May 20, 2013 2:02am UTC

Reasons to date me:
•No one in real life is ever going to try and steal me from you.
• I'm funny on occasion.
i can't think of anything else...

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capsized*
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May 20, 2013 2:09am UTC

and we were just kids in love,
the summer was full of mistakes
we wouldn't learn from.
The first kiss stole the breath
from my lips.
why did the last one
tear us apart?
DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

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capsized*
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 2:13am UTC

don't you dare give up on this life
not today; not tomorrow; not ever ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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whaddupbro
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May 20, 2013 2:26am UTC

My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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capsized*
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May 20, 2013 2:35am UTC

when someone else's happiness
is your happiness
that is love.
-lana del ray

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noortycool999
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May 20, 2013 2:41am UTC

The word “I love you”
Take from you 3 second to spiel it
And 3 hours to explain it
And your whole life to prove it

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littlenutellagzella
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May 20, 2013 2:42am UTC

haters gonna hate
potatoes gonna potate
tomatoes gonna tomate
dogs gonna bark

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littlenutellagzella
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May 20, 2013 2:44am UTC

i dont regret my past, but i regret the time i have spent
with the wrong people

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littlenutellagzella
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May 20, 2013 2:46am UTC

i have a hopeless crush on someone i have no chance with

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zeel7
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May 20, 2013 2:47am UTC

i hope i'm one of those kids that just magically
becomes hot after they leave high school
-Tumblr

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nova12
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May 20, 2013 2:48am UTC

I HAVE A HOPLESS CRUSH ON SOMEONE WHO I HAVE NO CHANCE WITHNMQ

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littlenutellagzella
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May 20, 2013 2:48am UTC

i dont care if we talk about nothing..... i just want to talk to you

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littlenutellagzella
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 2:51am UTC

she likes him
he likes her
everyone knows
except them

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nova12
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May 20, 2013 2:54am UTC

I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best

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CreasedButterfly
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May 20, 2013 2:55am UTC

Friend: I am a directionebier.
Me: What the hell is that?
Friend: Oh, it's a mix between a directioner and a belieber, has a nice ring to it, don't ya' think?

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littlenutellagzella
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May 20, 2013 2:56am UTC

dear best friend
you are weird. you fail. you are think someone is waiting for you. dont worry i am kinda like you only prettier, smarter, sexier so you know you have someone thats worth knowing.

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