Quotes added on Tuesday, April 30 2013

永久*
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April 30, 2013 8:14am UTC

I lost someone around 4 months ago... and now I get him back...
WOW <3 The power of love.

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MurpleTurtle
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:15am UTC

That one friend Who gets away
with
Everything because of their "innocent" face

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:16am UTC

That awkward moment when
the package says "Easy open"
And you end up using
scissors, a knife, a hammer, a gun, and a lightsaber to open it.

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srtecstasy
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:20am UTC

Spring is the QUEEN of all Seasons
🌷

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Jennybamf
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:21am UTC

Don't worry about those who talk behind your back.
They're behind you for a reason.

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CelestialSummer
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:22am UTC

Crying in the shower is one of the most
dramatic and sensational ||||||||||
ways to release all of the sadness, fear and loathing
life is causing you to endure
* * * * * * *
CelestialSummer|true

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LayziLatino
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:22am UTC

Despite the well-known urban legend, if a bird ingests uncooked rice it will not explode.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:24am UTC

That awkward moment when
All your friends are talking about their skills
And your like,
"I can breathe."

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:27am UTC

That awkward moment when
your about to hug someone sexy
and you head butt the mirror.

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Loves_First_Kiss
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:27am UTC

This Is Called The Eye Test!
Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .
Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
Now Find The Mistake:
abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
****** *** *** ****** *** ******
Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite
This is so annoying.

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LayziLatino
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:28am UTC

William Shatner (Captain Kirk from Star Trek...Duh) could never spread his fingers for the Vulcan greeting unless the studio crew taped or tied fishing line around his fingers.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:29am UTC

When you buy a bag of air
and the company even put a few chips in.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:31am UTC

I hate how
everyone's in a relationship
or in love
And I'm just like
" I like that tree. That's a nice tree..."

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LayziLatino
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:31am UTC

President James Garfield could write Greek with one hand while simultaneously writing Latin with the other....teach me your ways kind sir

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:35am UTC

That awesome moment when
you say a funny joke
And everyone laughs
And you just sit there like a boss.

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luvmeplz
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:36am UTC

friend: wow, look at all these awards! a 1st place in math and then all these small certificates. ur rly talented!
friend 2: yeah, uh they accidentally gave me the 1st place, and then that led to the small certificates...

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:37am UTC

Before my shower :
I don't want to get in.
During my shower :
I don't want to get out.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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maddie_gold17
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:45am UTC

This Is Called The Eye Test!
Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .
Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
Now Find The Mistake:
abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
****** *** *** ****** *** ******
Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite
This is so annoying.
Whoever started this:
I better get fxcking kissed tomorrow...by someone other than my mom.

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RadioCatastrophe
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:45am UTC


I'm just a man
I'm not a hero
I'm just a boy
Who had to sing this song
I'm just a mand
I'm not a hero
I! Don't! Care!
We'll carry on
We'll carry on
And though you're dead and gone
Believe me
Your memory will carry on

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