True story:
Me: *Runs to the Club to get my new ear-phones
Man: Here you go.
Me: *Walks out*
Man: *Use hand to block my way* Not so fast, kid.
Me: *Think: You trying to stop me a$$? I will kick you where it hurts the most, and you know it*
Me: *Stare at him with cold, deadly eyes*
Man: *gasp* yah, yah, you can go, bye...
Me: Boo-yah!!! Pro skills~~~