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Quotes added on Thursday, February 28 2013

  1. TheMauveTwilightSeries TheMauveTwilightSeries
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 4:54am UTC
    Thinking About You Hurts Like Hell

  2. MurpleTurtle MurpleTurtle
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 4:55am UTC
    Serendipity
    -The accident of
    finding something good
    while not searching for it.
    nmf

  3. forever_and_beyond forever_and_beyond
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:00am UTC
    Me in class
    Teacher: Ohhh, I forgot to write this for your homework...ffffffffffffff
    All of us: *gasp*
    Teacher:fffffflauhulaughaluahauhula. heh.

  4. TheMauveTwilightSeries TheMauveTwilightSeries
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:19am UTC
    Just another crush?
    Or more to me than that?

  5. Gladerz Gladerz
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:21am UTC
    True story:
    Me: *Runs to the Club to get my new ear-phones
    Man: Here you go.
    Me: *Walks out*
    Man: *Use hand to block my way* Not so fast, kid.
    Me: *Think: You trying to stop me a$$? I will kick you where it hurts the most, and you know it*
    Me: *Stare at him with cold, deadly eyes*
    Man: *gasp* yah, yah, you can go, bye...
    Me: Boo-yah!!! Pro skills~~~

  6. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:23am UTC
    Chandler: When you flirt with a guy, you think, "I'm just flirting, no big deal." But the guy is thinking, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me!"
    Monica: No way!
    Chandler: It's true.
    Monica: Well that's pathetic!
    Chandler: Again, true.

  7. TheMauveTwilightSeries TheMauveTwilightSeries
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:23am UTC
    credit-kclove5layouts
    This Time
    Don't Hurt
    My Heart Like
    The Last One Did♥
    Format by kclove5layouts

  8. srtecstasy srtecstasy
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:25am UTC
    I always pack JOY when i go out

  9. immadragonhearmeRAWR immadragonhearmeRAWR
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:26am UTC
    Me: OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH
    Friend: What?
    Me: I got a quote on Top Today/Popular!
    Friend: OMG really? Which one? Which page?
    Me: Page 100.

  10. TheMauveTwilightSeries TheMauveTwilightSeries
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:27am UTC
    Don't You Love Strawberries??

  11. srtecstasy srtecstasy
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:31am UTC
    I want/need HER
    But
    I'm more afraid of the Consequences

  12. Gladerz Gladerz
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:32am UTC
    Friend: Hey, bro! I just beat.....
    me: *hold up hands* nope, i don't play games anymore
    Friend: But, i just won th.......
    me: Shut up, i told you i don't play anymore
    Friend: C'mon! I have 2 sets of sk......
    me: *pretend i can't hear him*
    Friend: Fine! I won't give you the new set of Oblivion Nuke Armor!
    me: Whoa, what!? What did you say? I want some of that crap!!!

  13. sarahlikesbands* sarahlikesbands*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:42am UTC
    JUST SAYING:
    If you are my school conselor or anyone i know you need to leave. especially if you are my counselor cause if you're on my profile thats just creepy okay what are you doing seriously.

  14. Yvonnee Yvonnee
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:45am UTC
    I love Niamh <3

  15. bubbliegirl bubbliegirl
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 6:13am UTC
    Summer has gone and passed,
    The innocent can never last,
    Wake me up when September ends.
    ~Green Day <3

  16. keshamonster3 keshamonster3
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 6:20am UTC
    I wonder,
    what goes through your mind when you hear my name.

  17. bubbliegirl bubbliegirl
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 6:25am UTC
    1. What's the weather like? Here we go again - Paramore
    2. What describes your bestfriend? The Man Who Sold the World - Nirvana
    3. How do you feel today? The Llama song :P
    4. How do you feel about love? Starlight - Muse
    5. Is your sister/brother gonna go to hell? We'll Kill You - Lonely Island (so yea :P)
    6. What time is it? The Vacation Song - Shane Dawson
    7. How do you feel when your a mess? Keep Holding On - Avril Lavigne
    8. Whats your fave hobby? We Are Broken - Paramore
    9. What does your breath smell like? Follow me - Muse
    10. Describe your crush? Good riddance - Green Day
    11. Are you a good person? Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
    12. What is your hero like? Stupid Stupid - Alex Day
    13. What do you look like today? 21 Guns - Green Day
    14. What are your parents like? Na Na Na - MCR
    15. What is one of your most annoying habbits? Wake me up when September ends - Green Day
    :D

  18. LetYourselfShine LetYourselfShine
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 6:32am UTC
    Day 11
    Thing closest to your heart
    Well, I'm guessing my rib cage. Maybe my lungs. Idk, I'm not a doctor...

  19. haley07 haley07
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 6:40am UTC
    i feel so rejected
    i feel so alone
    i feel so ashamed
    i wanna disappear

  20. forever_and_beyond forever_and_beyond
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 6:41am UTC
    Person: My kid is 24 months old.
    Me: *starts to OCD* WHY CAN'T YOU SAY
    2 YEARS OLD!? 2 YEARS OLD! HOW HARD
    CAN IT BE?!?!?! SAY IT! SAY IT!

:)

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