IT NEVER FAILS.
My ex boyfriend breaks up with his girlfriend, and two days later, he texts me.
Every time.
We've been broken up for almost a year.
He's had 4 girlfriends that I can think of right now.
Every time he breaks up with one, he texts me.
He's already got another one lined up for prom.
He texted me today and told me.
He graduated last year.
Why does he have to come to my senior prom?
Why can't he stay away so that I can actually enjoy myself?
Last year was miserable because he and his date followed me around the whole night.
It was terrible.
I don't want that to happen again.
But seriously, the way he still likes to talk to me,
I'm just waiting on him to ask me to date him again.
Because I am dying to say this to him:
We are never ever ever getting back together.
You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me.
But we, are never ever ever ever
getting back together.
Like, ever.