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Quotes added on Thursday, January 3 2013

  1. distance distance happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:33am UTC
    Personality Quiz
    Girlish
    [] I like at least one shade of pink
    [} I don't like being messy
    [] My belongings are organized
    [] I don't like rock music
    [] I like wearing accessories
    [] Bright colors amaze me
    [] I hate black
    [] I go to the salon once a week
    [] I comb my hair almost all the time
    [x] I bring my phone with me everywhere
    Boyish
    [] I like wearing baggy pants
    [x] I play video games
    [] I like Akon
    [x] I like wearing jackets with hoods
    [] I'm too lazy to do chores
    [x] I don't like shopping unless it's for me
    [x] I would go bungee jumping
    [] I like being sweaty
    [] I'm a big fan of marvel heroes
    [] I always wear perfume/cologne
    Nerdy
    [] I always carry a pen in my purse or pocket
    [] I enjoy studying
    [x] I wear glasses
    [] I'm a straight-A student
    [x] I've never skipped any class in my whole life.
    [] I like my shirt tucked in
    [] One of my favorite subject is science
    [x] I like reading mystery books
    [] My assignments are passed up on time
    Emo
    [x] I am crazy about the color black
    [x] I sit at the corner
    [x] One side of my hair is covering one of my eyes.
    [xxxxxxxxxxxxxx] I like heavy metal rock music
    [] I have a lot of problems in my life
    [x] I don't talk much(when you dont know me)
    [x] I don't have that many friends
    [] I barely have fun
    [] I barely go out with my folks or friends
    Childish
    []I love to stare at the ceiling for ten minutes
    [x] I sleep with a stuff toy/pillow.ALL THE TIME
    [x] I watch cartoons
    [x] I love to invent words only i understand
    [] I sleep with a night light
    [] My parents are the ones who choose my outfit.
    [] I'm scared of roller coasters
    [x] I like being with my family relatives (Cousins, Family Night Out Etc.)
    [] I take bubble baths

  2. arianagrande* arianagrande*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:33am UTC
    Can you die from drinking
    too much WATER?
    nmq

  3. ilovemustaches830 ilovemustaches830
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:34am UTC
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    I NEED SOMEONE...
    SOMEONE WHO WON'T TELL ME I HAVE NO REASON TO BE DEPRESSED.
    SOMEONE WHO WILL TRY AS HARD AS THEY CAN TO UNDERSTAND.
    SOMEONE WHO WON'T TELL ME THEY DON'T CARE.
    SOMEONE WHO HAS BEEN WHERE I AM.
    SOMEONE I CAN TELL EVERYTHING TO.
    SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT ITS LIKE
    SOMEONE WHO WON'T JUDGE ME.
    SOMEONE I CAN TALK TO IN PERSON
    SOMEONE WHO JUST LIKE ME.
    PLEASE.
    I JUST NEED SOMEONE WHO WILL LISTEN.
    SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE ME...
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  4. Gigi_Tirado Gigi_Tirado
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:34am UTC
    "Watching you walk out of my life does not make me bitter and cynical about love. But rather makes me realize that if I wanted so much to be with the wrong person how beautiful it will be when the right one comes along."

  5. takemetoneverland* takemetoneverland*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:35am UTC
    Someone Out There ❤
    was meant to be the love of your life the
    one you can tell your dre ams to and he'll smile at
    you when you tell him,but he'll never laugh ,he'll brush the hair out of your face , and he'll stare at you during a
    movie even though he paid $10 to see it , he'll call you to
    tell you how he couldn't stop thinkin about you . and
    most importantly. he'll look right in your eyes and
    tell you that you are the most beautiful girl
    he's ever seen and for the first time
    in your life ... you'll believe it
    that is what they
    mean by true
    LOVE
    Love ... ahh hell why can't it find me ?? (oh p.s sorry if the heart is messed up .. not as easy as it looks haha )

  6. Melancholic Alcoholic* Melancholic Alcoholic*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:36am UTC
    I
    have become
    far
    far
    far
    too talented
    at
    silent
    weeping.

  7. arianagrande* arianagrande*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:36am UTC
    Most Common Lies:
    I won't laugh. I promise.
    Your table will be ready in a few minutes.
    I'm just kidding.
    I never got your text.
    I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions.
    You will need to know this later in life.
    I'm fine.
    No, I'm okay. I'm just tired.
    Okay, just one more episode
    I'm on my way.
    Sorry, my parents said no.
    nmq

  8. Dakota398 Dakota398
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:36am UTC
    I am so cold
    And all alone.
    Haha

  9. SubsidingOne SubsidingOne
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:37am UTC
    Everyone wants Happiness
    No one wants Pain
    But you can't have a Rainbow
    Without a little Rain

  10. basketball_27 basketball_27
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:37am UTC
    All you're life friends, strangers and maybe even family will tell you about things you cannot do, but little do they know you can do anything you set your heart to<3

  11. broken3 broken3
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:38am UTC
    i can’t say i’m proud of my life, but i can say i’m proud that i’ve learned. i’ve learned that i can’t rely on everyone, but i can’t expect everyone to hurt me. i know some things don’t work out, but i know everything that has has been for the better. i can’t guarantee i’ll be able to walk around with a smile, but i know where i’ve been and where i’m going. i know who i am and who my friends are. i’ve had some tough stuff thrown at me, but i’ve gotten by. i’m not one to complain so i’ll keep trying and in the end, i’ll know i did my best.

  12. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:40am UTC
    Me;Ohh really . Ill get some watch .
    Johnny;lol ok
    Me;I'm serious !
    Johnny;idk
    Me; why do you think I won't get some?
    Johnny;Cuz ill eat them all if I have to
    Me;ohh you're funny we bout to fight
    Johnny;Bring it ill be right here waitin for you
    Me;Alright ! You're going down .
    Johnny;Ok im in lexington kentuky ill be waitin
    Me;Haha . No i pass we can fight it out when I see you again
    Johnny;Ill be waitin for it but it wont happen, it never dose
    Me;That's cause this is about my peaches ! No ones comes between my peaches
    Johnny; expect Johnny
    Me;that's what you think Hun
    Johnny;that's what I know
    Me;be scared Because . I said so . & I'm Jenny .
    Johnny; Ur too cute to be scary . Yeah our crazy conversations that we have . We're fighting when I see him.

  13. Gigi_Tirado Gigi_Tirado
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:40am UTC
    BEFORE MARRIAGE
    He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
    She: Do you want me to leave?
    He: NO! Don't even think about it.
    She: Do you love me?
    He: Of course! Over and over!
    She: Have you ever cheated on me?
    He: NO! Why are you even asking?
    She: Will you kiss me?
    He: Every chance I get!
    She: Will you hit me?
    He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
    She: Can I trust you?
    He: Yes.
    She: Darling!
    AFTER MARRIAGE
    Read from the bottom going up
    - Unknown
    You guys, too funny I had to post it :)

  14. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:42am UTC
    I was screaming, and nobody heard me.

  15. SubsidingOne SubsidingOne
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:42am UTC
    I Need To Tell You Something
    1. I need to tell you something look at 5
    2.The answer is look at 11
    3. Dont get mad look at 15
    4. Calm dowb don't be made and look at 13
    5. First look at 2
    6. Don't be angry look at 12
    7. All i wanted to say is hi
    8. What i wanted to tell you is look at the number 14
    9. Be patient look at number 4
    10.This is the last time look at 7
    11. I hope your not made when i say look at 6
    12. Sorry look at 8
    13. Just have a look at 10
    14. I don't know how to say this but look at 3
    15. You really need to look at 9

  16. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:45am UTC
    SWEET NIBLETS.

  17. MyNamesDillon MyNamesDillon
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:45am UTC
    then suddenly, I became sad for no damn reason at all.

  18. Hyouka* Hyouka*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:45am UTC
    Dad: *comes out of his room to tell me to do something*
    Me: *On witty* Yeah dad ill do it in a minute.
    *10 minutes later*
    Me: what did he tell me to do? ....
    Am i the only person that has this happen to them because you're so distracted?

  19. SubsidingOne SubsidingOne
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:46am UTC
    Math Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 5 in the other,. Whast do i have in total?
    Student: A drinking problem

  20. StormWolf StormWolf
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2013 12:48am UTC
    Hurting yourself on the outside
    To kill the monster within

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