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Quotes added on Monday, December 31 2012

  1. Tiggy7 Tiggy7
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 12:00am UTC
    I think you better come get Santa..he's outside my window and he keeps saying " Ho ho ho" and I keep telling him you're not here!❤

  2. ajxo* ajxo*
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 12:01am UTC
    my mom and dad treat me so differently at 17 then they did my sister and brother.. and i know its cause im their baby,
    but im tired of not getting the freedom my siblings did at this age

  3. frenchcountry_girl frenchcountry_girl
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Things are different, but I'm the same.

  4. Cat445 Cat445
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Try to be like a turtle : be happy in your own shell

  5. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 12:03am UTC
    "Sometimes I think I was born backwards...
    The people I should love, I hate
    & the people I hate..."
    - Effy


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  7. EndingMyLife EndingMyLife
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Coding by GoGS(c) lyrics taken from Nine Inch Nails' piggy
    Tell me what's wrong with society
    When everywhere I look I see
    Young girls dying to be on TV
    They wont stop 'til they've reached their dreams
    Diet pills, surgery
    Photoshop pictures in magazines
    Telling them how they should be
    It doesn't make sense to me
    Is everybody going crazy?
    nmf

  8. truegurl09 truegurl09
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Why do you have to be so damn frustrating?

  9. chethu chethu
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Strangers take way what you got
    But
    Loved ones bring back what you lost

  10. BellaZoia BellaZoia
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 12:05am UTC
    Banzai: Hey! Who's the pig?
    Pumba: Are you talking to me?
    Timon: Uh oh. They called him a pig.
    Pumba: Are you talking to ME?!?
    Timon: You shouldn't have done that.
    Pumba: ARE YOU TALKING TO MEEE?!?!?
    Timon: Now they're in for it.
    Pumba: THEY CAAALLLL ME MRRRR. PIGGGGG!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Frozenlife5 Frozenlife5
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 12:06am UTC
    I deserve better.

  13. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 12:06am UTC
    My dream? To travel the world!

  14. blackroses179 blackroses179
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Ok so I need some advice...
    So kinda like this guy and I think he might be interested in me
    BUT my friend likes him also (she liked him first)
    WHAT DO I DO!!!?!?!?
    Should I just pretend I don't like him or hope she never finds out, or...?
    HELP!
    God I'm such a terrible friend
    p.s- it's not like I started flirting with him every chance I got after I found out she liked him, it kinda just happened

  15. xXjustapersonXx xXjustapersonXx
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 12:07am UTC
    Multiple choice test:
    A, B, C, or D? "Well I haven't
    had a B for like 5 questions so
    I'll choose that."

  16. 1mrsseguin9 1mrsseguin9
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 12:07am UTC
    “I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be MY Squishy.”
    — Finding Nemo

  17. Trustmeee Trustmeee
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Things that will never happen #1
    Wittians get a social life.
    Nmf

  18. T1nk3rF4iryk T1nk3rF4iryk
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
    Me:
    Me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face

  19. wheresmarissa wheresmarissa
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2012 12:10am UTC
    "Now there's a school that self-destructed, not because society didn't care, but because the school was society."


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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