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Quotes added on Saturday, October 6 2012

  1. ilovepenguins46 ilovepenguins46
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:13am UTC
    Best voicemail ever:
    *serious voice*
    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking
    for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a
    very particular set of skills; skills that I have acquired over a very long
    career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you
    hang up now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will
    not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you,
    I will find you, and I will...
    *happy voice*
    Call you back, Leave a message! :)

  2. chethu chethu
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:15am UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT101:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    > He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    > He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    > He called you to talk about nothing at all
    . > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    > He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  3. fireflyxo fireflyxo
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:15am UTC
    Trust me.
    i'm (not) okay

  4. YoungForever_723* YoungForever_723*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:16am UTC
    One in a Million
    *Chapter One Hundred & Thirty-Four; Part One*
    Amber's POV:
    ~1 Month Later; August 29th~
    I woke up a little earlier than usual today so I could cook breakfast for Liam. It was his birthday today and I intended on making his day special. Still in my pajamas, I stood in front of the stove frying up some eggs while the waffels cooked across the way from me.
    "Need some help, Momma?" I felt Lilli's finger jab into my thigh. She was a very light sleeper and I must've woken her up. I don't know where she got her light sleeping from; Niall and I both could sleep through anything, really.
    After another fifteen minutes, or so, Liam's breakfast was set out on the kitchen table along with a tall glass of orange juice and two cards from his girls. I asked Lilli if she thought we should wake him up and she nodded with a mischievious smile on her face. We both quietly bargged into the bedroom and tip toed to the bed.
    "Wake up, wake up! Happy Birthday!" Lilli jumped up and down on the bed, waking Liam up and leaving me laughing in the middle of the room. "We made you breakfast!"
    "Really? Well thank you." Liam rubbed his eyes, trying to wake up while Lilli drug him out to the kitchen.
    "I am so sorry." I whispered in his ear. He just kissed my cheek as he trailed behind Lilli.
    The day was started off real boring, but we had plans later on in the day. The boys were coming over for a small party and I had a Skype date with my parents later that night. The Phillies were playing the Braves back home so my Dad and I were going to watch the game together. We did this a lot since I rarely got to see them now; it was a Daddy-Daughter bonding thing we had.
    I slipped into some comfy Phillies clothes and let my hair fall wavy. When I walked back out into the living room, Harry and Zayn were already settled into my sofa. They gave me a look of disgust and rolled their eyes at me.
    "What?"
    /set?id=60385597
    Format by Sandrasaurus


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  6. Secrets_Are_For_Me Secrets_Are_For_Me
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:17am UTC
    Secrets #09
    Its been about 2 weeks since I found out he cheated.
    I have a new boyfriend, but
    I still don't feel good enough.

  7. Lovelylovee Lovelylovee
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:17am UTC
    All a girl really needs,
    is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.

  8. awesomepeta awesomepeta
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:18am UTC
    ok, I don't usually do these but...
    HOW GUYS FLIRT101:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    > He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    > He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    > He called you to talk about nothing at all
    . > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    > He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  9. Madisonnnnn6425 Madisonnnnn6425
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:18am UTC
    God Damnit boys are hard to talk to.

  10. randomcrayon12 randomcrayon12
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:19am UTC
    Your'e fifteen....
    You should be feeling butterflies in your tummy...
    Not a baby kicking.
    Nmf/Nmq

  11. loukat loukat
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:19am UTC
    online crushes ♥

  12. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:19am UTC
    I hope that some day, some
    how, you'll read all my quotes,
    and realize, that they were
    All about you.

  13. Secrets_Are_For_Me Secrets_Are_For_Me
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:20am UTC
    Secrets #10
    I try to starve myself sometimes. Then I give up.
    I'm addicted to food. It's sad.

  14. MalloryTomlinson MalloryTomlinson
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:20am UTC
    Let this be the first good night of many. ♥

  15. ialmostlovedyouwhy ialmostlovedyouwhy
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:20am UTC
    TONIGHT HE TOLD ME
    I LOVE YOU.
    10/5/12

  16. wittylilly wittylilly
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:21am UTC
    I know you're fine, but what do I do?

  17. l0st l0st
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:22am UTC
    He Just stoPPeD LovinG me.
    » I don't know what I did or what I (didn't) do.
    He JusT sToppeD.

  18. Secrets_Are_For_Me Secrets_Are_For_Me
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:22am UTC
    Secrets #11
    Lately I haven't been able to figure out my emotions.
    I don't know whether I'm happy, angry, sad, calm or anything.
    I'm just..emotionless.

  19. BBallGurl1425 BBallGurl1425
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:23am UTC
    ok, I don't usually do these but...
    HOW GUYS FLIRT101:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    > He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    > He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    > He called you to talk about nothing at all
    . > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    > He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  20. YoungForever_723* YoungForever_723*
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2012 12:24am UTC
    One in a Million
    *Chapter One Hundred & Thirty-Four; Part Two*
    Amber's POV:
    ~1 Month Later; August 29th~
    "You are a Phillies fan. That is the only thing I don't like about you." Harry playfully teased me while I pretended to be offended by it.
    "They are the best team in the league and don't you deny that! All of Philadelphia's teams are the best, no matter what!"
    "Yeah, okay." Zayn laughed. A few seconds later, I heard the pitter patter of Lilli's bare feet running down the hallway. When she stood next to me, I looked down to see her in her Jimmy Rollins tee shirt and a Phillies cap my dad got her for Christmas. "Oh, you have got to be kidding me."
    "This girl and I are die hard Phillies fans." Lilli nodded her head and snapped her fingers at Zayn and Harry; she acted like Louis so much and sometimes I wondered why. Niall and Louis showed up within the hour and we all just chilled out in the flat.
    "Did you cook dinner too?" Louis teased me as I waddled into the kitchen, grabbing the landline to order us a pizza. I yelled at them to shut up and Lilli yelled at them too; she was so cute, I couldn't take it anymore.
    We had pizza and cake for Liam and then ended the night with our beat up Toy Story 2 DVD playing once again in our beat up DVD player. It was nearly nine o'clock and I was getting read to Skype my parents when I started to feel a little funny.
    "You alright, Love?" Liam asked me. I told him I was okay and got up to use the bathroom. As usual, Lilli followed me to the bedroom. I cracked the bathroom door while Lilli stayed in the bedroom, probably stretched out on the mattress. Lilli was rambling on about what she was going to tell my parents, but I couldn't really focus on that.
    I wasn't feeling right and couldn't really figure out what was bothering me. When it suddenly hit me, i started to panic a little, briefly, before the pain set back in. I yelled out to Lilli.
    "Yeah Momma? What's the matter?" I heard the sheets ruffle as trotted over to stand outside the door.
    "Get Daddy. Your little sister is coming."
    ***FAVE/COMMENT/FOLLOW/FEEDBACK***
    Thanks for reading, Loves! Omg, the moment yous have been waiting for! Sorry, it's taken awhile to write. I've been a little busy. I'll try to write a little more this weekend! Anyway, ideas? Predictions? Tell me what's on your mind?! And YES I really am a die hard Phillies, Eagles, 76ers, and Flyers fan!;)xx
    Amber's Outfit: http://www.polyvore.com/one_in_million_chapter_hundred/set?id=60385597
    Format by Sandrasaurus

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