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Quotes added on Monday, August 6 2012

  1. CallTheAngels CallTheAngels
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:00am UTC
    and you told f/cking everyone except for me

  2. Bpavlovitch1 Bpavlovitch1
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:01am UTC
    I hate when people compare teenagers lives to the life of a kid in Africa.
    Just because some one else has it worse, doesn't mean our problems don't matter.

  3. LOLkim LOLkim
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:01am UTC
    TV: Whats better than a Cover Girl?
    Me: The internet..
    TV: 2 Cover Girls!
    Me: I disagree.

  4. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:01am UTC
    I'm troublesome, I've fallen,
    I'm angry at my father.

  5. shortyac1357 shortyac1357
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:01am UTC
    I'm still wondering
    wtf was going through Louis Tomlinson's
    mind when he was picking out his
    audition outfit...
    I mean;
    long trousers
    a dress shirt
    a sweater
    suspenders
    gay hair swoop that was so out in 2010...

  6. jellybean1234 jellybean1234
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:02am UTC
    person:omg so I heard this rumor about you-
    me:you heard? oh good I'm glad your hearing abilities are intact.

  7. luckeyy luckeyy
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:02am UTC
    If your dreams dont scare you,
    Then they aren't big enough.
    format by sandrasaurus

  8. BriBri27 BriBri27
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Ooh! A notification!!
    wait, it's just from me following myself XD

  9. slimshady330 slimshady330
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:03am UTC
    I want to be the only hand you ever need to hold.

  10. TouchTheClouds TouchTheClouds
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:03am UTC
    life (n)
    a sexually
    transmitted disease
    which always ends
    in death.
    there is currently no
    known cure.

  11. pinkhairdontcare pinkhairdontcare
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:04am UTC
    dad: dry all of these dishes and put them away *points to massive pile of dishes*
    me: *does it without complaint*
    mom: you missed a drop of water, why don't you ever do anything around here!?
    me: oh, sorry, lemme dry that a little more
    mom: ugh, and you're always complaining!!!
    me: wait, wat?

  12. guzgirl1996 guzgirl1996
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:04am UTC
    A fun day with friends means 3 toilets full of puke :(

  13. Thelight Thelight
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:05am UTC
    The phrase:
    "DO NOT BE AFRAID"
    Is written in the Bible 365 times.
    That's a daily reminder from God
    To live everyday
    FEARLESS

  14. xoxcmsoftball34xox xoxcmsoftball34xox
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:05am UTC
    If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pancakes can fit on the roof?
    Purple. Beacuse aliens don't wear hats!
    come on guys its simple !!(;

  15. hiddenfromyou hiddenfromyou
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:05am UTC
    why does it feel like everyone hates me?
    is it because evryone really does hate me?

  16. NiallHoranAteMyHeart NiallHoranAteMyHeart
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:05am UTC
    s t e v e ' s s o l u c k y . .
    he's got like 9000 followers
    every quote he posts is a top quote
    God knows, he could post about
    poop and get a top quote

  17. brookeleigh626 brookeleigh626
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Kill them with success, and bury them with a smile (:

  18. _to_the_kids_who _to_the_kids_who
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Here's to the kids who
    have ever tried to catch a fly without killing it.

  19. GreenDay21 GreenDay21
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:06am UTC
    I'm taking all you down with me
    Explosives duct-taped to my spine, nothing's gonna change my mind. ♥

  20. LlamaLoni LlamaLoni
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 12:06am UTC
    I know..
    I'm always asking you all to be strong..
    I'm sorry..
    It's hard..
    I know..
    I'm fighting myself right now..
    I can't do anything right..

:)

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