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Quotes added on Thursday, August 2 2012

  1. InLoveWithHim1040609 InLoveWithHim1040609
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:00am UTC
    You Know You're Mexican If..
    #4:
    You're In A 5 Seat Car With 8 People In It And Someones Yelling
    "Subanse Todavia Caben Mas!"

  2. love's a wild thing ♔* love's a wild thing ♔*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:00am UTC
    FACT:
    there is no english word you can make with the bottom row of the keyboard.
    Another fact:
    You just checked to make sure.

  3. KissxxxMexxxInxxxThexxxRainxxx KissxxxMexxxInxxxThexxxRainxxx
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Google
    Love
    Search About 1 result (0.27 seconds)
    Did you mean: Something that does not exsist?
    credit to PaperLung

  4. AzaleaMeow AzaleaMeow
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:01am UTC
    ..................

    Arrogant boy, love yourself so no one has to.
    ..................

  5. love__your_life love__your_life
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:01am UTC
    FAV FOR GRYFFINDOR
    COMMENT FOR SLYTHERIN
    Harry Potter!!!!!

  6. blueeyedblonde blueeyedblonde
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:01am UTC
    30 Day Challenge.
    Day 30. A letter to a friend.
    Well I just want to say to all my friends,
    I LOVE YOU. & thankyou so much for putting up with me.
    Through my stupidness.
    and heartbreaks.
    And endless chitterchatter.
    y'all are amazing. And I can honestly say I don't know what id do with out y'all.
    I hope one day I can be famous so I can show the world what amazing friends I have. & one more thing.
    Y'all better be getting married soon, cause my d a m n wedding craving are back & I wanna be a bridesmaid.
    That's all.
    Love you < 3

  7. sassypants473 sassypants473
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:01am UTC
    You know who your true friends are by whose house you get wifi at without logging in...

  8. klahhkayy klahhkayy
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:01am UTC
    ☯☮☯☮☯☮☯☮☯☮☯☮☯☮☯☮☯☮☯☮☯☮☯☮☯☮☯
    Make love; not war;♥
    ☯☮☯☮☯☮☯☮☯☮☯☮☯☮☯☮☯☮☯☮☯☮☯☮☮☯☮

  9. cutikinz37 cutikinz37
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Dear wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11 and birthday candles: Do your job.”

  10. Justanotherguytoyou Justanotherguytoyou
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Hey its Alex
    Uhh I just discovered the chat thing,
    ummm and im online so I was wondering
    if anyone wanted to talk
    Uhh I guess you can comment on this if you do (:

  11. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:03am UTC
    I'm just saying maybe there's a reason
    that even my best friends hate me.

  12. CrazySashi CrazySashi
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:03am UTC
    When you read a romantic love story and think "Wow, why can't that happen to me?!?!?"

  13. MrefusetosinkH MrefusetosinkH
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Life Tip
    #4
    Don't change for anyone. True friends will accept you for you.
    ~♥~
    (fav for more)

  14. xoxoCandyxoxo xoxoCandyxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:04am UTC
    And you will never know, just how beautiful you are to me
    but maybe I'm just in love when you wake me up ♥

  15. 9pudtz9 9pudtz9
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:04am UTC
    A woman brought you to
    to this world,
    so you have no right to disrepect one.

  16. onedirectioner123 onedirectioner123
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:05am UTC
    dont you think its awkward when your in victorias secret and see a man shopping with his wife and when she goes to check out he runs straight to the poster of the girl in panties????????????? I mean AWKWARD!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. InLoveWithHim1040609 InLoveWithHim1040609
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:05am UTC
    You Know You're Mexican If..
    #5:
    You Grew Up Watching El Chavo Del Ocho

  18. OneBreathAway OneBreathAway
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:05am UTC
    The difference between
    her and me?
    I would do anything for you.
    She would do anything with you.

  19. goaliechic999 goaliechic999
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:06am UTC
    You buy a six pack of beer... I buy a six pack of Ramen Noodles.

  20. CrazyGirlBroskii CrazyGirlBroskii
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2012 12:06am UTC
    Heyyy youuuu guyyyysss!!!
    you should like this page on facebook!
    its for my twin sister Jenni and my Bestie Andie:
    http://www.facebook.com/PLUABOTDFX3
    Follow them and me on here and go like there page!! <3
    Andie : 0xandie0x
    Jenni: OhhBeautifullBroox3
    It would be very muched appreciated if you liked there page!!
    Thanks guys! (:
    Love, Jasmine ♥

:)

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