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onedirectioner123

1. onedirectioner123
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   December 15, 2012 1:38pm UTC
   Why does the world have to end before Christmas!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!
   
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2. onedirectioner123
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   November 1, 2012 6:39pm UTC
   I GOTS NO POWA!!!!!!!!!
   
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3. onedirectioner123
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   October 29, 2012 11:11am UTC
   THANKS SANDY NO SCHOOL
   
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4. onedirectioner123
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   October 29, 2012 11:02am UTC
   Its you they add up too
   
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5. onedirectioner123
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   August 23, 2012 12:29am UTC
   I JUST MET PHILLIP PHILLIPS, COLTON DIXON, HEEJUN HAN,AND EVERYONE ELSE FROM AMERICAN IDOL AND HAD A FULL CONVERSATION WITH THEM AND COLTON CALLED ME ADORABLE I JUST DIED!!!!!!!!!
   
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6. onedirectioner123
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   August 23, 2012 12:26am UTC
   i love eating goldfish and pretending that you are eating their head
   
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7. onedirectioner123
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   August 22, 2012 1:32am UTC
   does any body remember pass
   the plate with brenda song?
   
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8. onedirectioner123
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   August 21, 2012 12:12pm UTC
   HELLO
   GOODBYE!
   
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9. onedirectioner123
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   August 21, 2012 11:53am UTC
   how do you arrest someone on a horse
   " your under arrest get on the horse!"
   
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10. onedirectioner123
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    August 19, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    my birthday is in 5 days fave or comment if you know someone with a birthday in august
    
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11. onedirectioner123
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    August 19, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    i saw paranorman and it was a lot more PG-13 than i thought i mean im fine with it but i was with my 7 year old brother
    
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12. onedirectioner123
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    August 12, 2012 11:11pm UTC
    Plot Twist: Niall isn't hungry, Harry likes dogs, Zayn shaves his head, Liam does the flip not the flick,and Louie likes brussel sprouts not carrots,
    
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13. onedirectioner123
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    August 10, 2012 10:36pm UTC
    i like to tell myself, ALYSSA, YOUR A REBEL!!!!
    
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14. onedirectioner123
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    August 5, 2012 2:15pm UTC
    this is my buddy,... this is my pal!!!!
    -denis the menis
    
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15. onedirectioner123
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2012 11:57pm UTC
    im pretty new on
    witty still so can
    someone plz help
    me get some
    favorites on my
    quotes plz ????
    
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16. onedirectioner123
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    August 4, 2012 11:53pm UTC
    i like it in the middle of the night when you are texting someone and for some reason you get up and when you do and all the lights are off in your house the light from your phone shine in just that one spot and it looks like your investigating a murder scene.
    
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17. onedirectioner123
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    August 4, 2012 11:48pm UTC
    bad boys bad boys watchya gonna
    do watchya gonna do when they
    come for you bad boys
    
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18. onedirectioner123
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    August 4, 2012 1:03pm UTC
    Patrick: why are there so many stairs!?!?!?!?!
    Squidward: you've only walked up 3 stairs.
    Patrick: well it felt like 4.
    =p
    
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19. onedirectioner123
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    August 2, 2012 12:24am UTC
    YOLNT
    [you only live nine times stupid humans}
    
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20. onedirectioner123
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    August 2, 2012 12:05am UTC
    dont you think its awkward when your in victorias secret and see a man shopping with his wife and when she goes to check out he runs straight to the poster of the girl in panties????????????? I mean AWKWARD!!!!!!!!!!!
    
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