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sassypants473

1. sassypants473
   posted a quote
   November 20, 2012 12:27am UTC
   ugly ik
   my best friend who is my neighbor has been my best friend since i was born. he has also been the one to cheer me up make me laugh and come over when im lonley. he even set me up with my first boyfriend. lately he has been going out with soo many girls (hes a big player) and hes become full of himself because he has a new girl every month and he gets older girls too. hes losing all if his friends and all the girls that used to respect him cant even look at him. he only talks to me when he needs homework or help on breaking up with girls. everyone tells us " omg you guys are gunna get married" but little do they know i secretly hope we do one day. the only downfall is he smokes and drinks which is one of the biggest turnoff of a guy for me so yeah im really confused and yeah. so if youre still readin leave a comment but you probably arent unless youre bored with your life like me. lol okay bye.
   
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2. sassypants473
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   August 28, 2012 6:50pm UTC
   going to see my ex for the first time since he broke up with me tomorrow at a party. WISH. ME. LUCK. it is going to awkward as something that is really awkward.
   
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3. sassypants473
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   August 28, 2012 4:09pm UTC
   Why did Mary fall off the swings?
   Her hands were cut off.
   Knock knock
   Who's there?
   Not Mary!!
   Gets me every time... :)
   
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4. sassypants473
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   August 15, 2012 11:57am UTC
   What I say: "This is my new favorite song!"
   What I mean: "I'm going to listen to this song over and over again until I get soo sick of it and never want to hear it ever again"
   
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5. sassypants473
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   August 13, 2012 11:13pm UTC
   Normal People: I wonder what the person I'm gunna marry is doing right this second.
   Me: I wonder what my future cats are doing right now...
   
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6. sassypants473
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   August 13, 2012 6:02pm UTC
   theres nothin less classy than a boy breaking up with a girl over a text....
   
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7. sassypants473
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   August 13, 2012 2:48pm UTC
   everyone dies, but not everybody lives.
   
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8. sassypants473
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   August 13, 2012 8:43am UTC
   I love how everyone says America is lazy and fat, but I'm pretty sure we just kicked all your butts in the Olypics...
   
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9. sassypants473
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   August 12, 2012 11:45pm UTC
   I think we could mesh shark week and the Olympics nicely...we could see how fast Michael Phelps really is :P
   
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10. sassypants473
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    August 12, 2012 10:52am UTC
    Mission Impossible: Having a Disney actor/actress not become a singer...
    
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11. sassypants473
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    August 10, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Who cares what other people say. Be yourself. Dare to be different. Don't worry about what other people think because you should just be yourself. Everyone else is taken.
    
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12. sassypants473
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    August 5, 2012 11:49am UTC
    "Not much has changed but they live underwater"
    I dont know about you but that's one huge f/cking change if you ask me...
    
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13. sassypants473
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    August 5, 2012 7:40am UTC
    ZACK KISSED A GIRL, ZACK KISSED A GIRL, HE KISSED A GIRL A FEMALE, A FEMALE!
    Fav if you remember this ❤❤
    
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14. sassypants473
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    August 5, 2012 7:36am UTC
    And I miss you, without you I just don't fit in. I know we're through but I'm wishing we could try it again ❤
    
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15. sassypants473
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    August 2, 2012 12:06am UTC
    MY FAVORITE THINGS #1
    Laying down in bed after a long, tiring day..❤
    
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16. sassypants473
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    August 2, 2012 12:01am UTC
    You know who your true friends are by whose house you get wifi at without logging in...
    
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17. sassypants473
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    July 28, 2012 9:14pm UTC
    So girls know that we can be b*tches but do guys know that most of them completely succkk?
    
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18. sassypants473
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    July 28, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    "Don't cry becuase it's over, smile becuase it happened."
    ~Dr. Suess
    
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19. sassypants473
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    July 28, 2012 8:02am UTC
    you can plan on a change in weather or time,
    but i never planned on you changing your mind.
    
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20. sassypants473
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    July 28, 2012 7:56am UTC
    ive been pushed over the limit.
    i can only take so much.
    
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