Quotes added on Sunday, July 29 2012

EmmaTomlinson69
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:00am UTC

When people ask me 'Plz'
because it's shorter than
'Please', I tell 'No' because
it's shorter than 'Yes'

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hollywood11
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:00am UTC

People Always Say How The First Hug And Kiss Were Awkward...
Well What If It Was Just A Beautiful Moment Where Both People Knew Exactly What To Do?

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HockeyZC
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:00am UTC

Can someone go buy me a kite so i can go fly it

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MuffinFries1962
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:01am UTC

Sorry, I can't today.
my sister's friend's brother's uncle's
second cousin's twin sister's step-son's
half-brother's best friend's girlfriend's
hamster died.
It was tragic.

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skyblue946
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:01am UTC

Looking at someone's quotes and thinking 'oh look they made *that* quote!

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blackrain17
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:01am UTC

can somone please help me get a new backround step by step? please?

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whymegirl101
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:01am UTC

When your best frand says
exactly what your thinking♥

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ordinarygirl19
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:01am UTC

the person that helps people with there problems is
always going to be the one with the most problems

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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EmmaTomlinson69
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:02am UTC

Everything becomes 100
times louder when you're
trying not to wake someone
up

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skyscraper13
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:03am UTC

You know what makes me
smile?
My face muscles do.
(OneDirection)

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JenHeartsYuu
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:03am UTC

Why so Sirius?
So raise your glass if you are Ron.
In all the right Blaise.
All my under dogs.
We will Neville be, Neville be, anything but loud.
And nitty Ginny.
Dudley little freaks.
Won't you Krum on and Krum on.
#Potterhead. #P!nk.

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AshleyyMariee
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:04am UTC

What Girls like..
When you show us to your friends. It makes us feel like you're not ashamed to hangout with us.
should I do a series?

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Kayboo36
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:04am UTC

My best friend has a twin, ironic that she has the same name as me. That is besides the point. Her sister is lazy, makes D's and F's in school, doesn't do anything she is told, is rude and disrespectful. My best friend makes C's and B's, does what she is told, isn't rude or disrespectful yet she is the 'bad child'. She is looking for a job because her parents are cutting her off but not her sister. They have also have told my friend that they wish they didn't have her only her sister. How can you look your child in the face, the one who has a future and say that. They don't deserve to be parents.

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EmmaTomlinson69
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:04am UTC

Police Officer: How high are you?
Me: No officer, it's 'Hi, how are you?'

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livelifealltheway
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:04am UTC

You know what makes me smile?
My face muscles do.

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kaylamarie113
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:05am UTC

Format credit: Sandrasaurus
one good
thing about music.
is when it hits you..
you feel no pain
-bob marley.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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ilovehim44899
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:05am UTC

witty is so different now

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your_perfect
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:05am UTC

I've never actually seen a bully steal a nerd's lunch money?
anyone else?

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shyanaperez13
posted a quote
July 29, 2012 12:05am UTC

my little bros birthday is suppose to be his day all about him but nah when it comes to any type of party in my family in the end of the day our family ends up drunk!:D

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