Quotes added on Thursday, July 19 2012

alissagorgeousx3
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:10am UTC

I'm going to start making wishes at
12:34
because the numbers are in order, so maybe, everything else will fall into place too.

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david12332197
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:11am UTC

Dear chicken that crossed the road,
Why are you so popular?
Sincerely,
cow that jumped over the moon

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xxGraceypooXX
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:11am UTC

Me: Who wants to be my boyfriend?
World:
World:
World:
World:
World:
Me: Whoa, don't all shout out at once.
^_^

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love4music
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:11am UTC

She gave it her bestShe tried to fit inShe tried to be coolBut she never could winHer mom says she's greatThe kids think she's weirdHonestly she wishes she could disappearHeadphones- Britt Nicole

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Endi13
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:11am UTC

I don't care who you are, cute guys always look better with braces

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JimmyIsWeird
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:11am UTC

Stop hating on the 2000 kids, they are the near future of witty.
And another thing, if we ruin witty there is no future. Think about that.

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xXxrhiannonxXx
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:11am UTC

Imagine if,
Everyone was blind and could only judge by personality,
then you would know who's truly beautiful.

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Cheysmiley123
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:11am UTC

My Life In The Making
Chapter One
“Krista! Guess what! “ Said my mom as she sat me down to talk. “I’m getting married!“
“Congrats mom! I’m so happy for you!” I said. I really liked Bobby and could tell they were head over heels for each other.
Now that my mom is getting married to him, this means Niall Horan is going to be my brother. I was so excited! I quickly called Niall and he already had heard the news and he seemed to be just as excited as I was. He invited me over to Zayn’s house to hang out with him and the guys. Surprisingly, I have known Niall for almost a year and I have only ever met Zayn from the band. I agreed and ran upstairs to get ready.
I was your average looking girl, brunette hair, 5’4, and brown eyes. I guess I would consider myself pretty. I quickly ran the flat iron through my hair, and put on some dark jean shorts and a cute green tank top with matching green flip flops. I rushed out the door after yelling to my mom I would be back later.
It was surprising how nervous I was. I wanted them all to like me now that I would be around them a lot more.
Once I got there Niall met me at the door and introduced me to all the guys. They were all sitting at the couch playing video games. I smiled and said hi to all of them. Louis and Harry both looked at me their jaws dropped. I felt myself blushing as they just sat there starring. Embarrassingly they shook their heads and went back to there game. I had a feeling today would be a good day.
Authors note:
what do you think? Its not that long but I wanted to know what poeple thought before I really got into the story.

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andreapicii
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:11am UTC

I was so excited because I got a top quote.
But now I'm just here sitting, crying, dissappointed of life and just wanting to die

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xdaniellex44
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:11am UTC

I'll never let
myself believe someone
really loves me.

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Chlohoey
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:12am UTC

i kissed the scars on her skin;
i still think you're beautiful,
and i don't ever want to lose
my best friend

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zebraspotz4
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:12am UTC

i have a good life.
a nice sized two story
two lovely parents
two amazing older sisters
lots of friends who love me to death
a big backyard with a pool
an amazing education
fun afterschool activities
everything.
so why do i hate myself so much?
why do i act depressed?
why did/do i cut?
some people on witty say i just do it for attention....
do i?
because honestly i think its becoming a problem
but everyone here has like a horrible backstory and thats why they're doing things to themselves
but i dont have an excuse
so what does that make me?

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kelseyrc43134
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:13am UTC

SEXUAL WEDNESDAY
I'm still waiting for Jenna Marbles 100th video...and pretty tired...
Anyone Else?(:

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basketballchickkforeveer1
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:13am UTC

even when im moved on , i will always take you back every chance i get ..

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ThatsJustLifee
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 12:13am UTC

I hate it when people are driving,
and they have to literally waste 5 seconds of their life, turn their heads at a180 degree angle, and stare at me while im walking up the sidewalk.
I know you want my swag and all, but Damnn, what happened to
'eyes on the road.'

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