Quotes added on Thursday, July 12 2012

GillyHicks
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:00am UTC

30 day challenge ♥ day 1 - 15 facts about you. day 2- the initials of the person you love. day 3- your closest friends to you. day 4- the thing you most fear. day 5- the saddest moment in your life. day 6- favorite sport(s). day 7- favorite song. day 8- your deepest secret. day 9- first impression on the guy you like now. day 10- last time you cried. day 11- thing closest to your heart. day 12- when you hear this song you cry. day 13- place wanna visit really badly. day 14- favorite book. day 15- favorite animal. day 16- favorite show. day 17- last time someone hurt you. day 18- the story behind your life. day 19- person who scares you the most. day 20- last major injury. day 21- favorite youtube video. day 22- phone type. day 23- biggest confession. day 24- last break up. day 25- last heart break. day 26- the day you regret the most. day 27- first friend. day 28- favorite drink. day 29- a letter to someone in your family. day 30- a letter to a friend. 1. Ive been inlove♥2. Im a gymnast.3. I love cheese, lmfao.4. Im in highschool; sophomore(:5. I LOVE SLEEP.6. Country music is my favoriteee.7.im single now..8. danced for 3 years9. Was a runnner(:10. lost a lot of friends, yet gained many<311. My bestfriend (guyy) is Shea<33333(:12. I can be a bit*hh.13. I like to have a good time(: YOLO(;14. Nightowl(:15.ilovewitty.&JB&1D&CodySimpson&imaMahomie&alotofothersss(:::::♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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lilygoesrawr
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:00am UTC

people these days just dont know how to act

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peacelovevolleyball24
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:00am UTC

Spencer: Ezra's your boyfriend, not a baby squirrel- and everytime you baby squirrel him you taking away his nuts.
-Pretty Little Liars

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CaptureTheCrown
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:00am UTC

You're not with me right now
Yet my heart still beats the same at the thought of you..♥

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xocali4evalovexo
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:00am UTC

How do
you get
over your
first love?

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hanha039
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:01am UTC

MY SCHEDULE:
•Wake up
•Go on Witty
•Eat Breakfast
•Go on Witty
•Brush Teeth
•Go on Witty
•Get Dressed
•Go on Witty
•Go to Camp
•Go on Witty
•Come back from camp
•Go on Witty
• Eat Dinner
•Go on Witty.
•Go on Instagram
•Go on Witty.
•Go to bed
•Go on Witty
•Pretend fall asleep
•Go on Witty

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Sxymofo99
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:01am UTC

Sweet by light
Naughty by night
Angel from above
Just 4 u 2 l0ve!!

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bubblebubblegum1998
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:01am UTC

PLEASE READ, ITS LONG BUT WORTH READING!
me: *unlocks phone, 1 mssed call, rings caller back*
chick: hello welcome to ... child services how can i help you?
me: hi, i had a missed call form you?
chick: um.. we havent called oyu today sorry you must have a wrong number *hangs up*
me: *rings back*
chick: hello welcome to ... child services how can i help you?
me: *indian accent* hello would you likea tv?
chick: is this some kind of prank call?
me: no, no prank, i have frre tv here for you! i drop off at your house very soon
chick: *hangs up*
me: *calls back*
pedo man: hello welcome to ... child services, how can i help you?
me *hangs up*
10 mins later
me: *calls back*
chick: hello welcome to ... child services how can i help you?
me: *american accent* well hi theere could i pease have a happy meals?
chick: sorry could you repeat that?
me: yeah sure can i please have a happy meal?
chick: ummm..??
me: can i just please a godd dammn happy meal! for god sakes!!!
chick: sorry.. um..
me: *starts fake crying* pleeease can i have a happpy meal?! :( pleeeeeease!
chick *hangs up*
me: *rings back*
chick: hello welcome to ... child services how can i help you?
me: *lil asian kid accent* hello, can you please help me, i really need your help, please dont hang up!
chick: whats wrong?
me: i cant find my mummy!!!
chick: ok, whats your name?
me: umm.. i dont know my name..
chick: what is your name?
me: ondongo!
chick: um. ok, how do you spell that?
me: O N D O N G O!
chick: ok, ondongo how old are you and where are you?
friend: *hangs up*
me: awh y did you hang up i was gonna say i was 54 and at garden city!
friend: *falls over from laughter*
next day
me: *rings back*
autoanswer chick: sorry, the phone you have called is dissconnected, goodbye.
friend: omfg!!!
me: cheyeeeeeeeeeeeeah budday!!!
^^true story!!!

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SpecialSomeone
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:01am UTC

If you listen closely you can hear her heart breaking. Not straight down the middle.. But all over. In a million peices. If you listen closely... You can hear her weeps at night. If you actually payed attention to her... She can't wait to leave, because she can't deal with heart break.
"cause when a heartbreaks, no it don't break even."
*Breakeven - the skrip*
nothing_to_everyone. do not steal.Format by twilightgirl995

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Alaska Young*
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:01am UTC

Lol at people who make "hate accounts" you're just signing yourself up to get comments from people who care about the person you're giving hate to. Of course we're going to defend them thats what "true friends" do

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HannahLovesYou123
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:02am UTC

We all know that certain song, certain scent, or that certain place that you can't stand beacuse it brings back the memories.

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OrangeFlashingRage
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:02am UTC

Chatting is a waste of quote time.

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♥Je t'aime∞*
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:02am UTC

SUICIDE:
Should not exist. but what is a quote going to do?
its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around
of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your
name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to
make a youtube video of all the witty profile names
that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote.
lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
staystrong
signatures:
daddygirl99.
notyouraverageb*tch
Smileyz316
xpeacexbluex
SexiPurpleZebra
conklineli5280
kaerottina
Eatmypants
quotinglikeaboss
xoStayBeautifulxo
Meganbbz
AnaisHeartsYou
Marie1388
ImNotAlone
SecretGurl123
bananaman
ProudToBeGeeky
KateehKracklady of the night
eternalsunshinex
BooILoveSkittles
JustinBieber4ever
screwsociety
Green1098
brancsy
Jahyvie
EjSweet2♥
imkrazydealwithit
lady_red
beautifullybrokeninside
lynskywalker ♥
BestfriendsForever3
mor5GANlovesmuffins
missmeltdown♥
breedancerchick101
Forgetmenot924
Reeses_21
mysexynameislogan
oreogurllawlz
hopeless_romantic444
MaddyWaddy ♥Stay strong
behindthissmilexx
Peekabooismynamex
SnowPrincess

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DAnderson1237
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:02am UTC

my name is _________ and i am 15 years young
i know this place is full of girls but i didn't come here
to flirt with them i came here because i want to inspire
people with my quotes .
I am a real boy and I have a fake picture because no good looking 15 year old boy would actually use this website.
i think all girls are beautiful and amazing and i just really want you all to see this so bad. oh and i love followers♥♥♥
BYE BEAUTIFUL.
works everytime^^^^^^

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justbeautifulme14
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:02am UTC

When our eyes first met we were both speechless u took my breath away and I hope I did the same when i hear u laugh u can't stop laughin i would try to get u to stop by staring in ur brown eyes we ahare the same color which is aqua marine like the ocean that stretches for miles to keep us together when U smile I smile ur words touch me deep uk who I really am and ik who u really r Ik ur secret and uk my secret we know each other stories and when ever I go I can't get u off of my mind
i wish he could read this

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XxBOTDF4LYFExX
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:02am UTC

Its not fair when you say that i didnt try...... i just dont care about you anymore...... </3

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AshleyyMariee
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:03am UTC

Someone messaged me on facebook.
They asked me this, word for word.
"Do you think I articulate unwholesomely?"
Why'd he use such massive words? -.-
nmf.

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smileykidd
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:03am UTC

65 Girl Confessions
1. Do you sleep in your bra? Sports braaaa.
3. Do you enjoy drama? Why would I?
4. Are you a girly girl? I can be.
5. Small or large purses? Smalll.
6. Are you short? Quite.
7. Do you like somebody? my boyfriend<3
8. Do you care if your socks are dirty? Yes.
9. Do you like Halloween? Duh! Free candy.
10. Are you double jointed? Nope.
11. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? Stairs.
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? Sure thing.
13. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? Probably.
14. Do you call anybody by their last name? Oh yeah.
15. How many people will read this just because it says Girl Confessions? Probably no one.
GIRLS BE HONEST...
16. What color is the bra that you're wearing? Skin Colored.
17. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys? Darkkk<3
18. Are you currently frustrated with a boy? Not at all.
19. Do you have a best friend? Of course.
20. Have you ever had your heart broken? I thought it was at the time, but now that I look back at it, I don't think so.
21. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? I don't need it.
22. Do you like your life? Love it.
23. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Yessss
24. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? I think girls.
25. How long have you had a Facebook? Too long.
26. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? Sure have
27. What are your biggest fears? Elevators, death, the future.
28. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? all the time.
29. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? For about a month now.
30. Do you believe in the saying "once a cheater, always a cheater"? I think people can change but nine times out of ten they won't.
31. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? Sure have
32. Do you ever wish you were famous? Not really.
33. Are you currently missing someone? With all my heart.
34. Who are you texting right now? My boyfriennnd
THIS GUY OR THAT GUY?
PICK ONE...
35. Cowboy or gangster? Cowboy
36. Face or body? Body
37. Sweet or sexy? Sweet<3
38. Contacts or glasses? Glasses :)
YOURSELF...
39. Eyeliner or mascara? Mascara
40. Pink or black? Blackkkk
41. Pumps or flats? flats
42. Skirts or pants? pants
43. Socks or leggings? socks
44. Hoodies or jackets? hoodies<3
45. Heels or sneakers? heels :)
46. Straight or curly hair? Curly
47. White or black? White
48. Smoothies or lattes? Smoothies
49. Diet or regular sodas? Bleck. I don't drink sodas.
50. Water or Daiquiris? Water.
51. Pearls or diamonds? Diamonds
52. Mary-Kate or Ashley? Mary-Kate
53. iPod or cell phone? Cellular
54. Friends or family? Family
55. Lip gloss or lip stick? Glossss
56. Manicure or pedicures? Mani
57. Tank tops or beaters? Tank tops
58. Big sunglasses or small? big
59. Sunglasses or purses? sunglasses
IN A GUY...
60. Funny or serious? Seriously funny
61. Romantic or daredevil? Romantic!
62. Dark eyes or light eyes? Dark<3
63. Long hair or short hair? In the middle
64. Curly hair or straight hair? Straight
65. Hockey player or football player? Football

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lynzee
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 12:03am UTC

I don't know why my parents worry about me smoking so much.
I can't even stand the smell of it.

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