My Crush: say your crushes name 6 times now close your eyes and make a wish about them decide whats more important love, or 10 million dollars now make another wish about love or the money repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "my crush" and you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, and unless you repost this she will creep in you room at 12:00a.m. and kill you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. So apparently im gonne die because i didnt repost this..hmmm... k :/
in maths class me: *doing something other than work* teacher: what are you doing? me: i dont get it sir! teacher: well you should put your hand up! me: OK! *puts hand up* teacher: hello there.. me: hi sir, how are you today? teacher: good thanks, now whats your problem? ........ haaha ^ true story! :D
unpacking mum`s boxes in the garage into a cabniet me: *finds a piece of paper with a stick glued to it* what the heck mum?! mum: oh.. your brother made that when he was in prep me: and you kept that why?! mum: because so shutup and keep putting stuff in the box please.. 5 mins later me: *finds something i made in prep* ohh.. thats so cool! i was so creative! mum: see, when you make its cool but when he... me: mum.. he glued a stick to a piece of paper in no way is that creative! -.- ^^true story
in maths lesson teacher: *trying to find work on my laptop, sees 1D cursor* tell me thats not one direction or something! me: heehe.. teacher: it is isnt it? me: yeeah.. teacher: haha thats so cute! *best maths teacher ever, just sayin* ^true story^
Can you name 13 people off the top of your head? 1-7 boys, 8-13 girls 1. Oli 2. Beverage 3. Tim 4. Will 5. Lachie 6. Justin 7. Jesse 8. Sarah 9. Vic 1O. Cheyz 11. Teesh 12. Bird 13. Eleanor How did you meet 10? School last year Have you ever seen 4 cry? yepp Would 11 and 2 make a good couple? hell no Are you good friends with 13? yeaah Do you think 5 is cute? maybe;) Something about 1... Hes my besties brother..? Whats 7s fav color?. dunno.. blue i think What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you? Be really really really scared! 1 fact about 9? Known her since primary Would you ever live with 4? I do hes my bro.. Is 2 single? I think so..
PLEASE READ, ITS LONG BUT WORTH READING! me: *unlocks phone, 1 mssed call, rings caller back* chick: hello welcome to ... child services how can i help you? me: hi, i had a missed call form you? chick: um.. we havent called oyu today sorry you must have a wrong number *hangs up* me: *rings back* chick: hello welcome to ... child services how can i help you? me: *indian accent* hello would you likea tv? chick: is this some kind of prank call? me: no, no prank, i have frre tv here for you! i drop off at your house very soon chick: *hangs up* me: *calls back* pedo man: hello welcome to ... child services, how can i help you? me *hangs up* 10 mins later me: *calls back* chick: hello welcome to ... child services how can i help you? me: *american accent* well hi theere could i pease have a happy meals? chick: sorry could you repeat that? me: yeah sure can i please have a happy meal? chick: ummm..?? me: can i just please a godd dammn happy meal! for god sakes!!! chick: sorry.. um.. me: *starts fake crying* pleeease can i have a happpy meal?! :( pleeeeeease! chick *hangs up* me: *rings back* chick: hello welcome to ... child services how can i help you? me: *lil asian kid accent* hello, can you please help me, i really need your help, please dont hang up! chick: whats wrong? me: i cant find my mummy!!! chick: ok, whats your name? me: umm.. i dont know my name.. chick: what is your name? me: ondongo! chick: um. ok, how do you spell that? me: O N D O N G O! chick: ok, ondongo how old are you and where are you? friend: *hangs up* me: awh y did you hang up i was gonna say i was 54 and at garden city! friend: *falls over from laughter* next day me: *rings back* autoanswer chick: sorry, the phone you have called is dissconnected, goodbye. friend: omfg!!! me: cheyeeeeeeeeeeeeah budday!!! ^^true story!!!
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My Crush ♥ Say your crushes name six times. Now close your eye's and make a wish about them. Decide what's more important, love,or 10 million dollars. Now make one last wish, the love, or the money. Re-post this in 60 second's with the subject "My Crush" and you'll get an unexpected talk from your crush...
I want... someone who will run around the park with a nerf gun with me, someone who will chase after me and give me the "from behind hug" and pick me up.,someone who will let me play with his hair, someone who plays the guitar, someone who wont be afraid to kiss me in front of my/his friends, someone who lets me have piggy-back rides, someone who lets me sit on their lap, someone who is funny, someone that will text me more than one worded text messages, someone who will send me ''good morning beautiful'' texts occasionally.
This is sad.....if this doesn't touch you......you're heartless. One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings have changed & that it was time to move on. A Silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passes her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die." If you make this your status in the next two minutes someone special will text or call you. If you don't post this, your worse week will start tomorrow!
What a kiss really means... Kiss on the stomach = I'm ready Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we're together forever ... Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything Kiss on the Cheek = We're friends Kiss on the Hand = I adore You Kiss on the Neck = We belong together Kiss on the Shoulder = I want you Kiss on the Lips = I love you What the gesture means... Holding Hands = We definitely love each other Slap on the Butt = That's mine ;)<3 Holding on tight = I don't want to let go Looking into each other's Eyes = I just plain love you Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go Laughing while Kissing = I am completely comfortable with you --ADVICE!-- -Dont ask for a kiss, take one. -If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love --REQURIEMENTS-- Post this again after reading!! Or you will have a bad year of Relationships. If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now and can't get them out of your head then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you