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Quotes added on Tuesday, July 3 2012

  1. beebessey beebessey
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    July 3, 2012 12:01am UTC
    So my cousin is being funny again and said "Oh he's 26!" So I said "Yup" then she continued, "OH and his birthdays coming up! He's gonna be 29." I really think she's trying to kill me...

  2. NeverForGetMe NeverForGetMe
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:01am UTC
    *3am phone call*
    "Hey are you sleeping ?"
    "No i'm f*cking skydiving ?"

  3. Wisconsin Wisconsin
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    July 3, 2012 12:01am UTC
    It's time for you to start living your own life and stop worrying about the expectations of others.

  4. bieberxfever bieberxfever
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    July 3, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Seeing NO one direction quotes on the 1st page of top quotes :D
    Seeing them on the 2nd page -_________-

  5. ItsBrittney ItsBrittney
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    July 3, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Gotta Be You
    Chapter 3
    Brittney's P.O.V.
    When we got to Dairy Queen, Niall and I ordered first. Niall got the Chicken strip basket and a soda of some sort, I got Ice cream. The Oreo Brownie Earthquake. I also got fries.
    The others got burgers and fries with Ice cream.
    Niall and I sat down in a booth. He grinned as he started eating.
    My phone vibrated and Brookes Name flashed. I answered it with a sigh.
    "Hell-"
    "Where are you?!" Brooke interrupted.
    "In Camden," I replied. "you abandoned me."
    "Still! You could've called my dad to pick you up!" She screeched.
    "Brooke!" I yelled. "Why did I even let you drive me here?!"
    "Brie!" She screeched again. "You're acting like a total b*tch!! What the hell?!"
    "I'm not!" I face palmed. "You are! You have been that way for the past 4 years and you've always thrown it towards me. I give up, Brooke!"
    "Fine!" She yelled. "Be a sl*t!"
    I hung up on her. I'm not a sl*t. How could I be one? I've never kissed a guy. A girl, yes, but that was 3 years ago.
    "You okay?" Harry asked sitting down next to me. I could feel tears forming in my eyes but, why now? Why in front of the guys? I shook my head and pushed my food to the side. I pace my head on the table and sighed. I could feel the tears streaming down now. Harry's arm wrapped around me and he was shushing me. "Calm down. What's wrong?"
    "Sorry for my language, Harry," I warned him. "A really b*tchy girl getting on my dam*ed nerves for the last time! Why did I even trust her as my friend?" I lifted my head off the table.
    Niall sighed. "Eat, It'l make you feel better."
    I nodded. "It might."
    Harry's POV
    Brittney sighed and shovel a spoon ful of ice cream in her mouth. From the looks of her, this "friend" of hers had done some damage. I couldn't stand seeing a girl looking like this, it irritates me. She looked at me, noticing that I was staring at her. I quickly looked away and she giggled.
    "Thank you, guys," She smiled. "I never thought I'd actually meet you, but thanks."
    She climbed out of the booth and Niall called her back over.
    "Aren't you forgetting something?" he grinned.
    She turned and raised an eyebrow. "What?"
    "Your number," Niall replied. "so we can call you sometime soon."
    "Oh," she smiled. She wrote it down on a piece of paper. She turned to leave and paused in her steps. "Uh, can I ask a favor?"
    "Sure," I smiled.
    "Can you guys give me a ride home?" She asked. "I'm sort of stranded here."
    "Of course," Niall grinned. "Anytime,"
    Niall had a crush. I could tell.
    "Thank you," She smied again.
    - - -

    **A TWIST?! O: Feedback? xoxo, Bree**

  6. xXjustapersonXx xXjustapersonXx
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    July 3, 2012 12:02am UTC
    If you would just,
    Open your eyes you would realize I love you.

  7. HannaKScar HannaKScar
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:02am UTC
    You use so much,
    "Tan in a can"
    You caused pollution.

  8. Jasminekaybutterfly Jasminekaybutterfly
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    July 3, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Today Is me and my boyfriends 4 months♥
    Ben you are everything a girl could want and more.
    You make me feel beautiful.
    And the way you look at me,
    Makes me feel like you are looking at the most beautiful thing on earth.
    You are always there for me,
    No matter how many times I need you.
    You make me feel alive,
    Like I can survive another day.
    Actually.... You make me look foward to it.
    My heart doesn't feel broken anymore.
    You're different from all the other guys,
    And that scares me.
    But I trust you more than I've ever trusted a guy.
    I can tell you everything,
    And you will just listen.
    You've always believed in me,
    And you don't treat me like I'm broken.
    You make me feel like I'm not so alone.
    I never understood why I was put through heartbreak after heartbreak.
    But now I do.
    It was because all those heart breaks lead me to you.
    And I promise,
    No matter how hard it gets,
    Or
    How many fights we get in,
    I wont give up on us.
    I love you so much,
    And I will spend the rest of my life proving that to you.
    It's true that a hero doesn't come until the girl really needs one.
    Because baby,
    You're my hero,
    My bestfriend,
    And my life.
    Forever and always,
    I promise.♥
    3.3.12

  9. ienjoyhittingchildrenwithfryingpans ienjoyhittingchildrenwithfryingpans
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Pain has no warning sign, it just enters and escapes leaving a gaping hole...

  10. IGoNowhere13 IGoNowhere13
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:02am UTC
    i need beauty and a beast
    and my life will be complete
    partially not my quote...

  11. xxGenevievexx xxGenevievexx
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:02am UTC
    When your finally letting out your feelings about losing your friendship with someone who meant everything to you , and they just give you a sentance in reply? Having a friendship with a guy you liked for 4 years .. gone? What would you do? But i guess ill still hold it all in. Because clearly nobody gives a crap about what i think.

  12. smileyboo97 smileyboo97
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    July 3, 2012 12:02am UTC
    0 faves= I'm ugly
    3 faves= I'm okay
    7 faves= I'm cute
    15 faves= I'm pretty
    25 faves= I'm beautiful
    30 faves= I'm breathtaking
    Repost this if you aren't afraid

  13. neversaynever16 neversaynever16
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    July 3, 2012 12:02am UTC
    neversaynever16
    How to cook something frozen: 1. Take it out of the box. 2. Put the food in the oven/ microwave 3. Throw away box. 4. Take box back out of the bin because you forgot to check the cooking instructions.
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  14. freakingbeautiful freakingbeautiful
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    July 3, 2012 12:03am UTC
    11:11 COMES TWICE A
    DAY
    because everyone deserves a second chance.

  15. fishylax13 fishylax13
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:03am UTC
    I have secrets. Who dosen't?

  16. DayDreamer21 DayDreamer21
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Going through life is like a puzzle.
    You start with the border that gives you an over look at the size and where everything will fall into place.
    Then you start on the most obvious parts that stand out and it gives you hope that youll be able to finish it quick.
    Eventually you get to a point where you cant find a few pieces and you get frusterated with it and want to give up.
    Then the pieces fall into place and you work till its finished.
    That moment where you accomplish your goal gives you the motivation to go onto a harder one.
    Everyone starts with the border of life, has the obvious easy times in life, the frusterating missing parts of life, the times where giving up seems like the only choice,and that moment where everything falls into place.
    ... never give up because in the end, you create a work of art,and that leads you to the start of another

  17. torimoriluv torimoriluv
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    July 3, 2012 12:04am UTC
    That Awsome Moment ...... When someone's lying and you know the truth .

  18. Emma_Dawn519 Emma_Dawn519
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    July 3, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Doesn't it suck when your bestfriend gets a boyfriend and then she just like falls off the side of the earth... yeah i know that feeling... :/

  19. NeverForGetMe NeverForGetMe
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Tired of B*tches
    B*tching about other b*thces b*tching
    & being b*tches.

  20. Racheeeeeel Racheeeeeel
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    July 3, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
    nmq

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