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NeverForGetMe

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Member Since: 22 Nov 2011 06:45pm

Last Seen: 30 Dec 2013 09:44am

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DamagedSouls
is my new witty .
yer , just go to my other account , kay thanks. ;)
I want a fresh new starts to yeaaah .

NeverForGetMe
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 1:35am UTC

1 : Say 'Dale '
2 : Mumble 3 spanish words
3 : list 4 cities
CONGRADULATIONS , you just made a pitbull song .
nmf

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NeverForGetMe
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July 23, 2012 1:28am UTC

Me : That dude is cutee .
My friend : HEY DUDE , MY FRIEND THINKS YOU'RE CUTE !!
Me : .__.

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NeverForGetMe
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 1:25am UTC

Teen xpression ;
Once you hate someone , everything they do is offensive . "Look at that b/tch , eating those crackers like she owns the place ."

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NeverForGetMe
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July 23, 2012 1:20am UTC

Feeling like a str/pper when you take you're clothes off at the pool .
nmf

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NeverForGetMe
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July 23, 2012 1:16am UTC

That Moment When ;
one of you're strings on you're jacket is longer than the other -____- .
nmf

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NeverForGetMe
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July 23, 2012 1:13am UTC

That Moment When ;
something falls in my room in the middle of the night , i'm like "o___o"

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NeverForGetMe
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 1:11am UTC

That moment when ;
you spell a word correctly but it looks wrong so you stare at it forever , questioning it's existence .

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NeverForGetMe
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 1:07am UTC

Dear Parents ,
Thanks for gicing me such a weird name
Sincerly , my name is never on those customized keychains .

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NeverForGetMe
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 12:58am UTC

You're facee ..
I likee that sh/tt . ;)

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NeverForGetMe
posted a quote
July 21, 2012 2:25pm UTC

Two guys fighting at thee park I go too .
Guy 1 : Dude you're so f//cking fat .
Guy 2 : Yeah , you wanna know why i'm fat ?
Guy 1: Yeah ?!
Guy 2 : Cuse everytime I f//ck you're girlfriend she gives me a cookie .
Guy 1 : WHAT YOU SAY !
Guy 2 : Oops gatta go , Cookie break ;)
lmaoo true story .

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NeverForGetMe
posted a quote
July 19, 2012 5:59pm UTC

My conversations with my friend Max
me: Did you guys finish dinner yet ?
max: Yup , just had chicken .
max: Oh by the way , I laid the baby sitter .
me: Uh , good for you ?
max: omg , i ment paid !!! lol .

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NeverForGetMe
posted a quote
July 13, 2012 5:11pm UTC

My conversations with my friend Max
me: K.
max: Every kiss begins with K .
me: Yeah & every ugly begins with U .;)
max:
me:
me: lOl , i love you Max .

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NeverForGetMe
posted a quote
July 4, 2012 2:43am UTC

When life throws you down
Get back up & say
"you hit like bi//tch"

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NeverForGetMe
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 11:43pm UTC

I would really like to know how to put your playlist thingy up on your profle . Thanks . Please reply asap ;)

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NeverForGetMe
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 12:04am UTC

Tired of B*tches
B*tching about other b*thces b*tching
& being b*tches.

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NeverForGetMe
posted a quote
July 3, 2012 12:01am UTC

*3am phone call*
"Hey are you sleeping ?"
"No i'm f*cking skydiving ?"