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Quotes added on Thursday, June 28 2012

  1. InternetAndAnimeChick03 InternetAndAnimeChick03
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:35am UTC
    Favourite this Quote: If you agree with me that Avril Lavigne would of made a better Alice in the movie of Alice In Wonderland ?

  2. candyluster87 candyluster87
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:35am UTC
    So I heard you like water...
    Good, you already like 70% of me.

  3. gingertummy456 gingertummy456
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:35am UTC
    Dear Zendaya,
    Sorry I couldn't send you your mail, the postman sent it back, coz, you know, you need a LAST NAME.
    Sincerely,
    Just a person.

  4. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:35am UTC
    Look, I’m not the one with the problem, okay?
    It’s the world that seems to have a problem with ME!
    People take one look at me and go
    “Aargh! Help! Run! A big stupid ugly ogre!”
    They judge me before they even know me
    – that’s why I’m better off alone…
    -Shrek

  5. teenteen teenteen
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:35am UTC
    I'm afraid of 14 out of 72 common fears.
    () the dark
    (x) staying single forever
    (x) being a parent
    (x) giving birth
    () being myself in front of others
    () open spaces
    () closed spaces
    () heights
    () dogs
    () birds
    () fish
    (x) spiders
    () flowers/plants
    () being touched
    (x) fire
    () silk
    () the ocean
    (x) failure
    () success
    () thunder/lightning
    () frogs
    (x) bf/gf's mom
    () bf/gf's dad
    () rats
    () wind
    (x) jumping from high places
    () snow
    () rain
    () crossing hanging bridges
    () deep water
    () heaven
    () death
    () being robbed
    (x) falling
    () clowns
    () dolls
    () large crowds
    () men
    () women
    () having great responsibilities
    (x) doctors/dentists
    () tornadoes
    () hurricanes
    (x) incurable diseases
    () sharks
    () Friday the 13th
    () ghosts
    () poverty
    () Halloween
    () school
    () odd numbers
    () even numbers
    () being alone
    (x) becoming blind
    () becoming deaf
    () growing up
    () creepy noises at night
    () bee stings
    (x) not accomplishing goals
    () needles
    () blood
    () dinosaurs
    () the welcome mat
    () high speed
    () throwing up
    (x) falling in love
    () super secrets
    Repost this, and at the top write "I am afraid of __ out of 72 common fears."
    If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend counseling.
    If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.
    If you get more than 10, you're normal.
    If you get less than 10, you're fearless.

  6. heyshea812 heyshea812
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:36am UTC
    Miss Sweet Tea?
    *Prologue*
    I rolled out of bed on a cloudy Sunday morning, hoping my mom would forget what today is. I tumbled down the stairs, more asleep then not, and walk into the kitchen to see my mom sitting at our small breakfast table with a huge smile spread across her face.
    “You know what today is!” My mother exclaimed, in a voice much too loud for this early in the morning.
    “I was hoping you forgot.” I moaned.
    “How could I, silly! It’s just the most important day in your life! The Sweet Tea Pageant! Oh, darling, I’m so excited!” My mom squealed.
    All my life, my mother has been waiting until the day I could compete in this pageant. She was “Miss Sweet Tea” when she was my age, and all she wants is for me to follow in her footsteps. All year we have been practicing, preparing for something I don’t even want to do. But once my mom gets an idea, she is impossible to stop. And since my birth, it was decided I was to win this pageant. So basically, my whole life was based around an event. Not even an event. A pageant. And my fate was going to be sealed in less than twelve hours. Great.

  7. lynzee lynzee
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:36am UTC
    Staying up all night in Witty because you can.

  8. want2bskinny want2bskinny
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:37am UTC
    i hate my dad ge makes me feel wierd he makes stupid comments he smokes he is the reason we moved and the reason i cant evr be ggood anough


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  10. HudaMan23 HudaMan23
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:37am UTC
    I hate feeling replaced.

  11. PinkQT PinkQT
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:38am UTC
    Peeking out of your
    3d glasses in a movie
    just so you can
    see the difference.

  12. LiveLoveHappiness LiveLoveHappiness
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:38am UTC
    There was a girl who grew up with only her mother and the mother only had one eye. The girl was always embarassed so she told her mother to stay away from her if they go anywhere outside of the house. One day when the girl was in grade eight, her mom came to pick her up and everyone saw her one eye. her friends made fun of the girl and she ran home crying. years went by and as soon as the girl graduated university, she left the house and married someone. more years went by and now she had children of her own. one day, she heard that her mother had died quietly in the house where they used to live together. The girl did not shed a single tear and did not even attend the funeral. when she went to their old house to take some things she might need, she saw a note that said" im sorry for embarassing you all those years. i never wanted to. but there is something i want to tell you. when you were born, you... were born with only one eye, and as your mother, i couldnt watch my own daughter grow up with one eye so i had the doctor give you one of mine. i hope you understand and i want you to live peacefully now that i am gone."

  13. candyluster87 candyluster87
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:38am UTC
    If Pocahontas and the Smurfs had babies,
    the result would be Avatar.

  14. Bananabrains316 Bananabrains316
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:39am UTC
    Our eyes are placed infront because its more important to look ahead then to look back.

  15. sommerr2317 sommerr2317
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:39am UTC
    There will come a day i can't wait to say you belong to me ;)

  16. Dance171 Dance171
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:39am UTC
    Isn't funny how shocked guys are when you tell them you play video games!!!!

  17. thatcoolkidcameron thatcoolkidcameron
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:40am UTC
    I felt a piece of my heart break,
    But when you're standing at a crossroad,
    There's a choice you gotta make.
    I guess it's gonna have to hurt,
    I guess I'm gonna have to cry,
    And let go of some things I've loved,
    To get to the other side,
    I guess it's gonna break me down,
    Like falling when you try to fly,
    It's sad, but sometimes moving on with the rest of your life,
    Starts with goodbye.

  18. LiveItRightLiveItUp LiveItRightLiveItUp
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:40am UTC
    Forever
    Prologue
    "Stella!----Stella!---STELLA!!!!!!. Get down stairs now!" my mother yelled.
    I brushed me perfect white teeth. I brushed through my long black/brown hair.
    "Mom, I dont wanna go to school." I moaned.
    "Look, I dont wanna hear it. Get dressed & take you & your brother to school."She said.
    "Ok, but after school I'm going to Zac's house." I spoke lightly
    "Whatever. I guess you want your pregnant mother to drive & get your sister after school." She spoke in a mean tone.
    She never liked my boyfriend Zac. But, ever sense my Dad left us she didnt seem to care for me much. I love her & She loves me. But not as much as she used too...
    I quickly ate & ran upstairs. I put some black flats on & a cute sundress. I added cute accescories & applied bright eyeshadow & light pink blush & light pink lipstick.
    "ASHLEY, LETS GO!" I yelled. I saw a bothersome look on my mothers face.
    I dropped Ashley off at school [2nd Grd]. I walked into school going to my locker. I sawa door slam beside me. It was Zac. He looked.... annoyed. As usual...
    "Hey sexyy. You lookin fine!" He said trying to look cool infront of his friends.
    "Ugh.." I walked away.
    *AFTER SCHOOL*
    I drove to his house behind him. We walked in I waved to his parents & went straight to his room. He looked as if he was in a hurry. He sat on the edge of the bed.
    "Whats wrong?" I said shrugging.
    "You made it seem like I have a b/tchy stupid f/ckin girlfriend. GOD. I WISH YOU WERE HOT LIKE THEIR GIRLFRIENDS & A CHEERLEADER & A PARTIER!"He yelled.
    "Okay, whats going on? I've never seen you like this!" I yelled.
    You'd think after a year of being together I would've seen him like this...
    He punched me in the face & punched my hip. Right in the middle someone walked in.
    ok soooooo! Fave it up & PLEASE COMMENT FEED BACK. Its gonna get WAYYY better. Give it time. :) Ok so I will start off little & 10+ faves & I'll give a hint next chapp :) PLEASE SHARE MY STORY! :) & im changing the word thingy next time & next chapp will be longer & will have polyvore. :)

  19. J I L L I A N ; )* J I L L I A N ; )*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:40am UTC
    i got a witty husband <3 haha(;

  20. thatgirlnobodysees thatgirlnobodysees
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 12:40am UTC
    Dream as if you'll live forever
    Live as if you'll die today

:)

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