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Quotes added on Saturday, June 23 2012

  1. siLLyGirLL siLLyGirLL
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:07am UTC
    SORRY,
    If I couldn't give you the things you need.. If you don't get what you need with me, you're going to have to find someone else to give it to you.

  2. AutumnAlexis88 AutumnAlexis88
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:07am UTC
    The only reason management could have for stopping Niall from singing:
    The teen pregnancy rate has increased by thousands.

  3. allie12180 allie12180
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:07am UTC
    B!+<H please yhur birth
    Certificate is just an
    Apology letter from
    The condom
    Factory !

  4. unbroken_love0x unbroken_love0x
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:08am UTC
    Confession 6:
    Before you get to know me, I'm the
    shyest person ever. But trust me, I'm
    the complete opposite of that.

  5. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:08am UTC
    They should pay people to #4:
    Eat.
    q u o t e c r e d i t t o M o l l y m o n s t e r 1 1

  6. FOBsessed3621 FOBsessed3621
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:08am UTC
    calling Fall Out Boy fans!!!! Friday the 29th will be 'overload witty with FOB/Patrick/
    Pete/Andy/Joe
    quotes&lyrics' day!!!! thank you!

  7. 13andFearless 13andFearless
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:09am UTC
    Relatable Post #4
    Putting your hand on your hip for a photo because you know, you are a great little teapot.
    Format: twilightgirl995

  8. XObreeOX XObreeOX
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:09am UTC
    Thanks for getting Toby out of my way.
    -A


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. hammoud194 hammoud194
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:10am UTC
    good girls go BAD because
    bad boys don't treat them
    RIGHT
    - n m f

  11. ImWillingToxx ImWillingToxx
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:10am UTC
    Amazing Fact #1
    If you are struck by lightning, your skin will be heated to 28,000 degrees Centigrade, hotter than the surface of the Sun.

  12. PeaceLoveHappiness223 PeaceLoveHappiness223
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:10am UTC
    The Evolution of Eating Popcorn
    5 minutes: one kernel at a time
    10 minutes: two-three kernels at a time
    15 minutes: take half a handfull and eat it four kernels at a time
    20 minutes: take half a handfull and shove it in your mouth
    25 minutes: take a whole handfull and eat it in two bites
    30 minutes: take a double handful and shove it in your mouth, getting kernels all over the place


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. amberlylovesdinosaurs amberlylovesdinosaurs
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:11am UTC
    They could of saved me,
    instead I'm drowning in my own mind.
    I'll be damned if I let you be the death of me.

  15. beary0630 beary0630
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:12am UTC
    One Direction Update:
    6/22/12 12:15 AM EDT
    Today was an extremely hectic day in the fandom. The boys were just seen leaving their hotel in LA with thier luggage. They are definitely on their was to Dallas now. They leave at 1 AM PST and the flight is approx 3 hours. So since Dallas is 2 hours ahead it will be 6 AM Dallas time when they arrive.
    To anyone in Dallas planning on going to the hotel, they have changed hotels and will stay somehwere else because too many fans found out.
    Today despite all the rumors Harry was returning the Ferarri to the rental place then did some recording with Niall and then they went to a BBQ.
    Fans made it impossible for Niall to sleep this afternoon. Very rude.
    Liam golfed with Andy. Louis went to Disneyland with Eleanor.
    Zayn is already at the hotel and went out for dinner with a friend tonight.
    Rumors: Harry has a new girlfriend who he was riding with in LA. Status: FALSE No one really knows who was in the car with Harry these past few days but whoever it is, they are not dating. And even if they were there's nothing anyone can do and we should all want his happiness.
    Harry was arrested. Status: FALSE Harry was most definitely not arrested for anything. I also heard that he died in a car crash wich is also not true.

  16. ImWillingToxx ImWillingToxx
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:12am UTC
    Amazing Fact #2
    If you trace your family tree back 25 generations, you will have 33,554,432 direct ancestors – assuming no incest was involved.

  17. sail sail
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:12am UTC
    I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO
    CARE.

  18. suicideemo14 suicideemo14
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:13am UTC
    It's sad.. knowing.. you were compleatly inlove with another girl.. while you were dating me, but still lied to my face and break my heart even more then you already did. Come to think of it, the messages you have sent me, not long ago, still make me cry..

  19. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:13am UTC
    Dear Bullies:
    I've got a few things to clear up about homeschoolers.
    1. Our Cardigans are NOT our best friends
    2. Just because we don't go to school does NOT mean we are not as intelligent as you.
    3. We are NOT bored 100% of the time. There's a whole oranisation of Homeschoolers linked together by E-mail.
    So don't tease us anymore please!!!
    XOXO
    DestinyTulip
    Format by DestinyTulip

  20. babyjenny650 babyjenny650
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2012 12:13am UTC
    The feelings you gave me became so strong , I stopped being able to describe them . . . ♥ '

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