Quotes added on Friday, June 15 2012

Altair
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June 15, 2012 12:21am UTC

.How To Break A Heart.
Step one: Find a girl. Not just any girl, A girl with a great heart, and an awesome personality. Make sure she's shy and insucure. Make sure she needs someone to depend on.
Step Two: Fill in that spot in her heart. Make her push everyone away. For you. Make her think your the love of her life, and make sure, to treat her just so she know's your the one controlling the relationship.
Step Three: Lie to her. Doesn't matter how, Cheat on her, lie to her about doing drugs, make plans and then go hang out with her best friend. Doesn't matter you'll come up with something right bro?
Step Four: Ignore her calls when she trys to fix things. Make her feel like crap, make her feel like she's lost you.
Step Five: Call her and apologize the next day. Beg for her back, tell her your sorry.
Step Six: Repeat process.
But when you fall in love with her and She learns to not take you back after all your bullshit. Don't be surprised. When your left sitting alone. Don't be surprised she finally beat the player at his own game..
Because boy you deserved it.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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olsonruth3
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:22am UTC

lets get something straight. i love harry styles and one direction. they are beast. i fangirl over them all the time. <-- true story
but i do gotta say something about styles cutting weight.
people do that everyday and they never make a big deal out of it.

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inbetweenersdance
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:22am UTC

GGUURRLL...
you a homosexual

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AlyssaLovesYou
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:22am UTC

that awkward moment when
the package says "Easy Open" and you end up using scissors and a knife to get it open..

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Justice299
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:23am UTC

So. Tomorow is My Dance.
School Dance.
I Dont care If He Broke Up With me Because of His Parents.
I Want one more dance.
Is that too much to ask for?

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Br33zyLovesYou
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:23am UTC

How to Dubstep:
Step #1: Wait for drop.
Step #2: Have a seizure.
Br33zyLovesYou

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FakeIt
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June 15, 2012 12:23am UTC

I want to tell her but I know she'll be mad at me. She's just gonna have to find out on her own.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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funky_monkey52
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:23am UTC

All of my friends actually sleep at night so I have nobody to text.
I guess I can eat ice cream and read manga.
Wait I do that during the day too.
\m/

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LoveToday
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:24am UTC

Everyone has secrets that they can't tell thier family or friends because of the fear of being judged....
People are cruel but you are beautiful no matter what
But they know that if a random stranger were to ask what's wrong, everything would spill out <3

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letsdanceinStyles
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:25am UTC

THAT'S LIKE SO
15 seconds ago.

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SorrowUnleashed
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:25am UTC

When someone jocks your quote and uses the same format...Wow, you're cool. It's not even worth it to report you.

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decemberluvsyhuu
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:25am UTC

Words dont mean anything actions are everything

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LoveToday
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:26am UTC

Oh, I wanna dance with somebody
I wanna feel the heat with somebody
Yeah I wanna dance with somebody
With somebody who loves me
~Whitney Houston

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AlyssaLovesYou
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:27am UTC

Hey remember me?
We were bestfriends when you were single.

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MollyMonster11
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:27am UTC

When you're freakin' cold but can't be bothered to get a jacket so you grab a blanket:)

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CrazyLove101
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:28am UTC

having one of the best nights i've had in a while:)

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Lexxie23
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:28am UTC

Josh: I hope you go bald.
Drake: I hope Oprah is canceled.
Josh: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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HayleeAngel
posted a quote
June 15, 2012 12:29am UTC

You want to hear my story? Well I'm a 16 year old girl who is afraid of being alone. I have that guy that I have been dreaming of my whole life at the tips of fingers. But the only problem is.. is that guy is just part of my dream only wishing it could be reality. I can't do much about that now can I? I cut myself out from reality because honestly I just want to live in my dreams..? The worst part.. is that I can't figure out myself sometimes. this isn't a sympathy paragraph I just want people to understand so I'm not alone anymore.

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