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Quotes added on Thursday, April 12 2012

  1. FallenAngelbvbSixx FallenAngelbvbSixx
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:19am UTC
    When my parents are sleeping: Me: "Shh, they're sleeping."
    When I'm sleeping: My parents: "Let's vacuum the floor for three hours."
    not mine.

  2. xxherexgoesxnothingxx xxherexgoesxnothingxx
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:19am UTC
    & when a guy makes a status about a girl ,
    it means he truely wants to
    show her off and care.
    Format: twilightgirl995

  3. Janina9876 Janina9876
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:19am UTC
    That ADORABLE moment when a guy pinky promises that he likes you <3

  4. guzgirl1996 guzgirl1996
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:19am UTC
    I am a
    huge idiot

  5. tatertotz7 tatertotz7
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:20am UTC
    If you're gonna have two faces, at least give one of them legs that aren't full of cellulite

  6. ElevenElevenMakeAWish ElevenElevenMakeAWish
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:21am UTC
    Walmart:
    "Lets buy 30 cash registers
    and only keep two open!"

  7. Star1998 Star1998
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:21am UTC
    Strength Shows,
    Not only in the
    Ability to persist,
    but the ability to start over.<3
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  8. maddo143 maddo143
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:21am UTC
    Follow me and I'll
    blow up your
    notifications,
    write a paragraph
    on your wall, and
    a suprise (:

  9. hannah3497 hannah3497
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:21am UTC
    When you love somone, thier love doesn't die when they do.
    It stays in our hearts forever.

  10. xxxxlovexxxx xxxxlovexxxx
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:21am UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    I May not be the most popular girl,
    But, I'll be laughing at you, cleaning my car,
    WHEN I'M FAMOUS

  11. belleviee belleviee
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:22am UTC
     
    my life.
    my choices.
    my mistakes.
    my lessons. 
     
     


  12. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  13. lids* lids*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:23am UTC
    When your significant other refers to you as
    "soon to be ex."

  14. SoHelpMeMichael SoHelpMeMichael
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Yeah, I'm Mormon.
    But no,
    I'm not homophobic. I actually support gay marriage.
    I don't only watch G-rated movies. I have seen R-rated ones.
    I don't wear wrist length shirts and ankle length skirts. I love tank tops and shorts.
    I don't just eat green jello. I do eat other foods.
    I don't believe we are superior than everyone else. I love everyone.
    From Jewish to Athiest.
    I didn't grow up Mormon. It was a choice I made.
    So, before you go and judge me, actually think because I'm not the same.
    So who cares what religion you are?
    It doesn't define your whole life.

  15. bubbleheart* bubbleheart*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:24am UTC
    I want to fall in love.
    It would be amazing to know what that feels like for a change..

  16. xxhixhaterxx xxhixhaterxx
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:24am UTC
    AgirlsHeartIsAnOceanOfSecrets.<3
    ~Titanic.

  17. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:25am UTC
    Thankyou, for showing me
    who you are, underneath
    thankyou, i dont need
    another heartless misery
    you think im doing this to make you jealous
    and i know that you hate to hear this
    but this is not about you anymore.

  18. beccaa_trololaa beccaa_trololaa
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:25am UTC
    I've heard this life is overrated , but i hope it gets better as we go.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  19. loondynzograf loondynzograf
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2012 12:27am UTC
    &life can sometimes be hard.
    IT CAN BE MORE THAN HARD.
    [ it can defeat us. ]
    it can destroy us.
    but life is a priviledge
    NOT ALL GET TO LIVE.
    ( just think )
    whatever your situation is
    IT COULD BE WORSE.
    so instead of complaining about how
    hard and unfair
    life is.
    enjoy every second of it.
    NMF
    my quote


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

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