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Quotes added on Saturday, March 31 2012

  1. ella4july ella4july
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:00am UTC
    I wake up so early on the weekend.
    But I sleep in on Monday, leaving me five minutes to get ready for the day.
    Just more proof that weekends hate me.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. Kiah Papaya* Kiah Papaya*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Ok, I might start posting another story, its gonna be a One Direction fan fic, but I am not going to abandon Silent Noise, so dont worry my patient readers! I shall not create something and not finish it! Lol I just am having some SERIOUS writers block for that particular story... So please ANY ideas you have TELL ME!! Please!! Lol

  4. StormWolf StormWolf
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:01am UTC
    NCIS #58
    Abby: I'm pregnant, McGee. Twins. I haven't told the father yet. It's Gibbs. I know it's wrong, but there's something about his silver hair that gets me all tingly inside.
    Tony: Excuse me, I think I'm going to vomit.
    Abby: I'm joking, Tony. Except for the part about Gibbs's hair. That is really hot.
    Tony: What seems to be the problem Abs?
    Abby: McGee's ignoring me!
    Tony: Easily fixable.
    [slaps McGee on the back of the head]
    McGee: Ow! What was that for?
    Tony: Don't ignore Abby; she's sensitive.

    NMF/NMQ

  5. Stevieeeeeeeeee Stevieeeeeeeeee
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:01am UTC
    ░░░░
    Today I went to a One Direction Concert,
    They showed so much dedication to the crowd.
    Niall: You guys are amazing
    Liam: Yeahh, I agree.
    Zayn: Yes, they're.
    Louis: Justin Bieber Is Jealous. *winks*
    Niall: Woahh lad to far to far.♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. briannamegan briannamegan
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:01am UTC
    Friends-no definition your friends do that for you my friends make that deffenation like a novel and will still make it longer <3

  7. Hetalia Hetalia
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Am i the only one who is in love with
    Finnick Odair?

  8. BiteMyLip BiteMyLip
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Tonight i'll go back to the ways,
    of crying myself to sleep...

  9. UNICORN101 UNICORN101
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:02am UTC
    Imagine:
    You're playing spin the bottle with 1D, but instead, they ignore you and get caught up in their bromances leaving you to be forever alone.♥
    nmq/nmf -Tumblr-

  10. Kayak2014 Kayak2014
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:02am UTC
    what people say:
    You're so pretty/gorgeous/beautiful/etc.
    what i say:
    Oh, thanks! :)
    what i think:
    liar...
    so i guess that's why all the guys look at my like i'm
    from another planet?
    -_-

  11. lestrangeXstaygold lestrangeXstaygold
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:02am UTC
    our relationship is complicated
    we're idle
    like the yellow light on the stop sign
    we're not red, because we have something
    we're not completely stopped
    but we're not green
    because we can't just go and take a chance
    we're not completely free to do that yet
    we're the yellow light
    we're just kind of waiting patiently for the light to turn green
    he's waiting to tell her goodbye
    and i'm trying to convince my family that he's a good person
    no matter what they might think.....

  12. Unbroken1 Unbroken1
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:03am UTC
    It is not okay that
    Katniss gets Peeta and Josh Hutcherson.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  14. briannamegan briannamegan
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Looking trough your text messages latter that night and you smile :)

  15. zebrasrocks101 zebrasrocks101
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:03am UTC
    I hate it when it takes
    forever to text back....

  16. noellembailey noellembailey
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:03am UTC
    That lovely moment when your friend decides to chuck a water bottle at you face &..
    BAM!
    Instant black eye-__-

  17. StormWolf StormWolf
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:03am UTC
    NCIS #59
    Paula: I'm afraid your lawyer's gonna miss your execution tomorrow.
    Tony: He's kinda dead.
    [Boone is speechless]
    Gibbs: Enjoy hell.

    NMF/NMQ

  18. stardollprezgurl stardollprezgurl
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:04am UTC
    I would like to take the time to thank,
    Law & Order for getting us kids & parents prepared for Facebook.

  19. Samantha4713 Samantha4713
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:05am UTC
    ♥♥♥
    Once upon a time
    something happened
    to me. It was the
    sweetest thing ever...
    A dream, a fantasy!
    It was the day I met you!
    ♥♥♥

  20. LilacVenom LilacVenom
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2012 12:05am UTC
    suicide
    i had a sub today and she told a story about a suicide...
    she used to be a teacher at a school in rock island, illinois. and there was a boy that would always dress in black, he never had self confindence, and he would always say he was gunna kill himself.
    after school he would go work at his dads store. and one day my sub went in there to buy some stuff and she over heard the boy talking to his mom really fast and his mom says hay slow down i cant understand. and the boy says dont worry mom this is the last time i will talk fast. and those were the last words my sub ever heard from that boy. and that night he called his ex girl friend and said he was gunna kill himself and she didnt believe him and his dad had owned a gun shop so he got a gun and the last thing that girl heard was the gun shot.
    the story really got to me. it made me sad for the rest of the day. im still sad now. because that sub looked at me the whole time and so did about 5 other poeple in my class. all because i never say a word in class, i lack self confidence, and i wear black. well they have a reason to stare.
    thanks for reading this for those who did.
    sad story huh?

:)

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