Quotes added on Tuesday, March 13 2012

Fake_a_smile
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March 13, 2012 12:00am UTC

Hello, My name is:
Shh... I'd tell you, but that would give away my secret spy identity

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swagginitup96
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 12:00am UTC

You want what you
can't have,
&& you know thats
too damn bad

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yolo2012
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 12:00am UTC

Ways to get weird looks at wal-mart #1: smear chocolate on your hands, walk out of the bathroom stall when someone walks in, licking your hands!!!
series??
series?/

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klahhkayy
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 12:00am UTC

Cirque Du Freak<3

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Shuddupwhore
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March 13, 2012 12:01am UTC

I flush public toilets with my foot so I don't have to touch it with my hand.
Am I the only one?
Yeah, thought so.

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NoTimeForTricks
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 12:01am UTC

===Everyone Feels Broken Sometimes===
tumblr

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xxniicoleexx
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 12:01am UTC

Dora: What was your favorite part?
You: My favorite part was -
Dora: I liked that part too!
You: DON'T INTERRUPT ME, BlTCH.

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lollipoplover
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 12:02am UTC

That awkward moment ...
when your writing
a really long text to someone but right before you send it,
they tell you they have to go.
-_-

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ItWillRain
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 12:02am UTC

forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
& When he doesn't text back,
a million thoughts run through my head..

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KaarenPereez
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 12:02am UTC

Your 90% of The Reason
I Get up In The Morninq ,
The Other 10% Is
.C.ause I Needa Pee <3

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swagginitup96
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 12:03am UTC

"I'm the wizkid who grew up a little different".

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_love_stinks_
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 12:03am UTC

so tonight i'm calling all astronauts,
calling all the lonely people that the world forgot.
if you hear my voice come pick me up.
are you out there?
Format: twilightgirl995

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jadanicolegalland64
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 12:03am UTC

I ________ you.
a) love c) hate
b) miss d) want

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_brotips
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 12:04am UTC

brotips #145
if you're unhappy in a
relationship, reconsider it.
you're not married or like,
kidnapped or something.
find someone as cool as
you.
brotips.com

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AnaCastro196
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 12:04am UTC

CrushingmyDemons
Inspired by the movie "Jennifer's Body"
Chapter 5:
The concert was crazy. Jason, Erick, and Jack were on the dance floor. Me, Macy, and Mary were standing checking guys out.
"Hey Darienne... bet theres drugs in here somewhere ;)." Said Mary.
"What the f*ck are you talking about, we're underaged."
"...our fake ID's say that we are over 21..."
"Seriously -_-. How much into trouble are you trying to get us?"
"Whatever. I don't need fake IDs... I'll distract them with my body.*chewing gum and looking and Macy* You want some?"
"Sorry... I don't do drugs." said Macy.
"-___-... come on girls! Don't you wanna have fun?! You.Only.Live.Once!(Y.O.L.O!) Watch how its done." Mary walked towards some band members but her cousin stopped her.
"'Cous were do you think your going?"
"... I just wanna have some fun."
"Not that kind of fun."
"...seriously Blake..."
"Yeah... i'm serious." Mary walked back to us.
"Here's the plan. MACY. You go over there and distract him while we sneak past him."
"Uh. What am I supposed to say?"
"Just get to know him. And besides theres a bunch of strangers that talk to each other so its cool." Macy headed over to Blake and talked to him. Me and Mary sneaked pass him and got the goods...sorta.
"Hey guys... I just wanna say you did *sexy voice* REALLY good ;)"
"*whispering to Macy* seriously, this is your plan."
"*Whispering back* Shut up"
"Thanks girls... so whats up?"
"... I was just wondering... do you happen to have some... weed?Mariguana?"
"*whispering to Macy* Are you crazy! I'm not taking that!"
"Haha... your a virgin aren't you."
"If I wasn't, I wouldn't be here."
"You wanna come with us... to get the goods?"
"Sure ;)"
Macy got in there van and they drove away. I was pretty sure they would come back.
****Feedback PLEASE!! Comment what you think!****

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_Hey_Bro_
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 12:05am UTC

I'm not a second option. You either
choose me or you lose me.

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MusicLover05
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 12:06am UTC

F*** D r a m a
J u s t p a r t y
Format by Sandrasaurus

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BroSkii_Madisonn_
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 12:06am UTC

❒ Workout
❒ Jog
✔ FOOOOOOD.
mq/nmf
;D

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marie1616
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 12:07am UTC

Wakes up late: YOLO
Fails test: YOLO
Embarrasses self publicly: YOLO
Loses virginity: YOLO
Murders someone: YOLO
Is on Americas Most Wanted: YOLO
Goes to jail: YOLO
Is on death row: YOLO
Gets executed: YOLO
Format; Paperlung/nmq

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Champagnat
posted a quote
March 13, 2012 12:07am UTC

What i learnt from witty, is to live life to its fullest while I'm still young because i see 'Remember when...' and I want to do all of them! learn from other peoples mistakes and thats what i will do. i dont want to grow up!

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