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Quotes added on Saturday, February 25 2012

  1. musicalgrl08 musicalgrl08
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:00am UTC
    Touch her heart, not her body.
    Steal her attention, not her virginity.
    Make her smile, not cry.

  2. PerfectManList PerfectManList
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:00am UTC
    ........................
    Him #10 plays with my hair
    .....................................................................................................

  3. Samsung Samsung
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:00am UTC
    When you think you've reached your breaking point, and you don't want to live anymore.. Think about who you love. Think about the people or things that mean the most to you. Think about your bestfriend. Think about your parents. Think about your siblings. Think about the one you love. This will make a difference. Out of one of those people or some of those things, I hope it makes you rethink your decision about dying and it makes you realize that you can't leave some of these people or things because they mean too much to you to hurt them like that.

  4. SheWhoMustNotBeNamed SheWhoMustNotBeNamed
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:01am UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    Fave if you have ever
    Watched Pokemon
    Seen Lord of the Rings
    Watch Disney Channel
    Watched all Harry Potter Movies
    Seen Charlie the Unicorn
    Read the Hunger Games
    Follow for a Follow?

  5. alisonx87 alisonx87
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:01am UTC
    i'm just sad because i really like you more than anyone i've liked in a long time. tonight i got slapped in the face with the reality that i'll never be good enough for you. and i'll never be able to truly call you mine and it isn't a big deal to you .♡
    Format Credit: PaperLung

  6. xEmily13x xEmily13x
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:01am UTC
    I OFTEN MISS THE LITTLE GIRL
    WHOSE DREAMS HAD NO BARRIERS. WHO BELIEVED IN EVERYTHING. WITH A HEART THAT WAS FULL AND UNBROKEN.

  7. amezzo17 amezzo17
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:02am UTC
    guy friend 1: yo bro can i have the map to route
    72?
    guy friend 2: yea here u go
    guy friend 1: wtf is this?!!
    guy friend 2: its the map
    guy friend 1 : no its a play boy magazine?!
    guy friend 2: oh crap give me that! uhh i can
    explain :/
    guy friend 1: wht the hell?!!!!!!!
    guy friend 2: ur making it feel awkward for me now
    guy friend 1: u shud man that wuz gross u handed me
    a play boy magazine u think tht wuznt awkward for me
    all i wnted wuz the map.

  8. ienjoyhittingchildrenwithfryingpans ienjoyhittingchildrenwithfryingpans
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:02am UTC
    You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana.

  9. lilphliyough lilphliyough
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:02am UTC
    letter 3: your parents
    Dear mom and dad,
    you both are amazing. enough said. ♥

  10. wittygiraffelover wittygiraffelover
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:02am UTC
    i'm smileing but i'm
    very close to bursting into
    tears right now.

  11. neoncolorsxx neoncolorsxx
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:03am UTC
    I love when people say
    "I'm in love with (insert famous person)."
    Lol, no honey, you just love them. There's a difference.

  12. LoveLikeWoe11223 LoveLikeWoe11223
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:03am UTC
    . . . .
    Everyday I fake a smile , a laugh , happiness.
    Then when I lay my head at night, the tears just fall . ♥
    . . . .
    format by jaybear.

  13. kaybbyxo kaybbyxo
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:03am UTC
    WITTY SURVEY:
    Cross Off the Things You Have Done
    Graduated high school
    Kissed Someone
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out
    Rode in a police car for something you didnt do
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected someth't doing really stupid
    Gone to a rock concert
    Help someone
    Gone fishing
    Watched four movies in one night
    Gone long periods of time without sleep
    Lied to someone
    Snorted cocaine
    Failed a class
    Dealt drugs
    Been in a car accident
    Been in a tornado
    Done hard drugs
    Watched someone die
    Been at a funeral
    Burned yourself (on accident)
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep
    Spent over $200 in one day
    Flown on a plane
    Sat first class (1st seat ) on a plane
    Cheated on someone
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter
    Gone skiing
    Been sailing
    Cut yourself on accident
    Had a best friend
    Lost someone you loved
    Shoplifted something
    Been to jail
    Dangerously close to being in jail
    Skipped school
    Skipped class
    Had detention
    Got in trouble for something you didn't do
    Stolen books from the library
    Gone to a different country
    Dropped out of school
    Been in a mental hospital
    Been treated in a mental hospital
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies
    Had an online diary
    Fired a gun
    Had a yard sale
    Had a lemonade stand
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand
    Been in a school play
    Been fired from a job
    Taken a lie detector test
    Swam with dolphins
    Gone to sea world
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show
    Written poetry
    Read more than 20 books a year
    Written over a 30 page essay
    Gone to Europe
    Loved someone you shouldn't have
    Befriended someone you shouldn't have
    Used a coloring book over age 12
    Had surgery
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi
    Seen the Washington Monument
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once
    Overdosed
    Had a drug or alcohol problem
    Relative to someone with a serious alcohol/drug problem
    Been in a fist fight
    Gone surfing in California
    Had a hamster
    Pet a wild animal
    Used a credit card
    Did “spirit day” at school
    Dyed your hair
    Got a tattoo
    Had something pierced
    Got straight As
    Been on the honor roll
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS

  14. Samantha1116 Samantha1116
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:03am UTC
    Hey babe
    Dont you "hey babe" me! I saw what you did today!!
    What!?! What did i do- ohhhhhh yaaaa

  15. Kate_loves_you Kate_loves_you
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:03am UTC
    That Random Moment
    When You Get Unbearably Lonely. And You Just Want To Cry.

  16. Shuddupwhore Shuddupwhore
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:03am UTC
    -Single;
    It's not a status, it is a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without depending on others.

  17. ericaa05 ericaa05
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:04am UTC
    day 1- 15 facts about you
    day 2- the initials of the person you loved for the longest.
    day 3- your closest friends to you
    day 4- the thing you most fear
    day 5- the saddest moment in your life
    day 6- favorite sport(s)
    day 7- favorite song
    day 8- your deepest secret
    day 9- first impression on the guy you like now
    day 10- last time you cried
    day 11- thing closest to your heart
    day 12- when you hear this song you cry
    day 13- place wanna visit really badly
    day 14- favorite book
    day 15- favorite animal
    day 16- favorite show
    day 17- last time someone hurt you
    day 18- the story behind your life
    day 19- person who scares you the most
    day 20- last major injury
    day 21- favorite youtube video
    day 22- phone type
    day 23- biggest confection
    day 24- last break up
    day 25- last heart break
    day 26- the day you regret the most
    day 27- first friend
    day 28- favorite drink
    day 29- a letter to someone in your family
    day 30- a letter to a friend
    day 31- a letter to a teacher that has the greatest impact on you
    day 6- soccer, swim, lacrosse, hockey, basketball, volleyball, track, softball
    (lol i play a lot...)

  18. FrancescaMarie FrancescaMarie
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Guys drink to forget about girls
    Girls drink to think back about a guy.
    When guys are in love, they become poor
    When girls are in love, they become pretty.
    Guys can forget, but can't forgive
    Girls forgive, but can't forget.
    Guys break up when they feel love from another girl
    Girls break up when they feel separation from their man.
    Guys feel curiosity towards all girls
    Girls feel curiosity towards guys who are interested in them.
    When guys are heartbroken they try to forget about the girl by going out with another
    When girls are heartbroken they try to find his characteristics in another guy.
    But finally,
    Guys want to be her first love, while girls want to be his last.

  19. WittyXDDDD WittyXDDDD
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Those times when you start to say a story to your friends but slowly stop because you realize nobody is paying attention to you. (x

  20. iheartpenguins1 iheartpenguins1
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:05am UTC
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