FrancescaMarie

FrancescaMarie
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 9:34pm UTC

Of course..
my brain waits until i'm alone in the dark to say
"hey, remember paranormal activity...GREAT MOVIE"
NOW I'M LIKE
<.< >.> ^.^ v.v *slight noise* o.o

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FrancescaMarie
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March 31, 2012 6:48pm UTC

"Hey, do you like water?"
-"yeah.."
"Great, then you already like 72% of me"

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FrancescaMarie
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March 11, 2012 4:28pm UTC

Fave if you want a guy like this..
-I want a boy who would hold my hand in line at the mall& make all the girls jealous.
-I want someone who would sing to me at random moments.
-Someone who is more goofy than romantic.
-A boy who would throw stuffed animals at me when i'm acting dumb.
-Someone who would bet kisses that he could beat me at the old playstation games and then let me win.
-a guy who would make fun of me just to hear me laugh and see me smile.
-He'd play with my hair all the time& surprise me with 25 cent rings.
-Someone i could share lollipops with& lay on a blanket and count the stars with.
-We'd buy tons of disposable cameras and take millions of silly pictures of eachother
-One to squirt water guns at eachother in the house.
But mostly, one who would be my best friend& would never break my heart. He would always just know exactly how to make me smile, even on my worst days.<3

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FrancescaMarie
posted a quote
March 11, 2012 4:14pm UTC

If i woke up from a coma and
Channing Tatum
informed me he was my husband
psh, i would not question it..;)

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FrancescaMarie
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March 5, 2012 6:31pm UTC

Your looks, your smile, your kiss, your style, everything about you boy, drives me wild <3

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FrancescaMarie
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March 5, 2012 6:23pm UTC

Cinderella walked on broken glass.
Sleeping beauty let a whole lifetime pass.
Belle fell in love with a hideous beast.
Jasmine married a common thief.
Ariel walked on land for love and life.
Snow White barely escaped a knife.
It was all about blood, sweat, and tears,
Because
Love
means fighting your biggest fears.<3

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FrancescaMarie
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 6:18pm UTC

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted,
the only real kiss is a kiss tasted ;*

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FrancescaMarie
posted a quote
March 5, 2012 6:11pm UTC

That awkward when you thought i said moment..

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FrancescaMarie
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February 25, 2012 12:04am UTC

Guys drink to forget about girls
Girls drink to think back about a guy.
When guys are in love, they become poor
When girls are in love, they become pretty.
Guys can forget, but can't forgive
Girls forgive, but can't forget.
Guys break up when they feel love from another girl
Girls break up when they feel separation from their man.
Guys feel curiosity towards all girls
Girls feel curiosity towards guys who are interested in them.
When guys are heartbroken they try to forget about the girl by going out with another
When girls are heartbroken they try to find his characteristics in another guy.
But finally,
Guys want to be her first love, while girls want to be his last.

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FrancescaMarie
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 11:55pm UTC

I hope you know..
That your birth certificate is a sorry letter from the condom company..

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FrancescaMarie
posted a quote
February 24, 2012 11:51pm UTC

Sweetie, I can remove 90% of your "beauty" with a wet kleenex..

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FrancescaMarie
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 3:36pm UTC

Sorry,
I can't hangout.
My uncle's cousin's sister in-law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's girlfriend's goldfish died.
Maybe next time, though!

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FrancescaMarie
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 2:17pm UTC

Me without you is like..
a shoe without laces,
a geek without braces,
and asentencewithoutspaces.<3

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FrancescaMarie
posted a quote
February 19, 2012 2:14pm UTC

Facebook: "what's on your mind?"
Twitter: "what's happening?"
Myspace: "where did everybody go!?"

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FrancescaMarie
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC

I feel so flattered when someone favs one of my quotes
that sometimes in my head i bow and say "thankyou,thankyou"

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FrancescaMarie
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 8:02pm UTC

Calories are just little creatures
that sit in your closet and
sew your clothes tighter each night..

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FrancescaMarie
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 7:58pm UTC

*looking in mirror*
fix hair, check makeup, check butt, fix hair, check teeth, side check, suck in, fix hair.
Sighs and walks away

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FrancescaMarie
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 7:50pm UTC

If your girlfriend has Taylor Swift lyrics as her status
you have either done something
very right or very wrong

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FrancescaMarie
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 7:45pm UTC

I swear my brain is more than 80% song lyrics

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FrancescaMarie
posted a quote
February 13, 2012 7:42pm UTC

Typing "lol" when your face has less expression than a brick.

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