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Quotes added on Friday, February 3 2012

1. Fraaz
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2012 12:14am UTC
   I miss when we were kids...
   The hardest choice was which ice cream flavor to pick
   
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2. imurwittygurl
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2012 12:14am UTC
   GO SUCK A PICKLE :)
   
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3. XslowlyfadingX
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2012 12:16am UTC
   Beauty tip#6
   if you have a zit when you pop it don't constantly scratch off the scab it will leave a scar.
   
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4. RainaK123
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2012 12:16am UTC
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   I love it when
   my heart smiles but when it does,it smiles becauses of you <3
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   Format: TristanIsAGuysNameToo
   
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5. Fraaz
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2012 12:17am UTC
   Me: Ask!
   You: No,you ask!
   Me:Waiter,May we have some crayons?
   
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6. imurwittygurl
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2012 12:17am UTC
   Yesterday's secret
   Is now today's topic
   because of you.
   
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7. AelisRicci
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2012 12:20am UTC
   Dear Girls,
   I saved my father, my army captain, the Emperor, and China and all you got from all of that was that I took off my make-up quickly?
   Sincerely, Mulan
   
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8. Flowerchick101
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2012 12:20am UTC
   I have a new favourite song.....
   Does that mean I am over you??
   I THINK NOT...
   I still love you!
   
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9. eyeliner_girl
   posted a quote
   February 3, 2012 12:20am UTC
   YOU KNOW WHAT GUYS ? SITTING AROUND FEELING SORRY FOR YOURSELF IS DUMB, OKAY HE BROKE UP WITH YOU? OKAY SHE WAS YOUR BEST FRIEND WHO TURNED ON YOU.. LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT SO SCREW THE PEOPLE WHO HURT YOU DO SOMETHING FOR YOU, BE HAPPY.
   
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10. XslowlyfadingX
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 12:21am UTC
    Beauty tip#7
    Most important you are beautiful no matter what people say.
    
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11. Peacock17*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 12:21am UTC
    Confession #1
    I'm to chicken to
    stick my finger down my throat or
    swipe the blade across my skin.
    
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12. letmedowneasy
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 12:23am UTC
    Beauty without intelligence is a
    masterpiece painted on a napkin.
    
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13. drummerpup
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 12:28am UTC
    Math team whiteboards:
    Not Paying Attention ->
    Angry birds player ->
    Angry Birds
    ->
    ^^
    Should be working
    This legit happened
    
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14. like2balive1234
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 12:29am UTC
    I Would Run Away Tonight,
    but then I would also be leaving
    the people I care about...
    
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15. ashyyboo
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 12:29am UTC
    Why do you choose now to tell me that you love me? I have a boyfriend now, you lost your chance.
    </3
    
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16. Cinto26
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 12:30am UTC
    I'm not as strong as everyone thinks i am.
    
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17. Lmsx123
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 12:31am UTC
    Only In America we have,
    cheese in a bottle
    and we depend on,
    on a groundhog to determine the weather.
    
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18. xcayliebabyx
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 12:31am UTC
    Thinking of an amazing quote & seeing it on the top page the next day..
    
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19. Youlovedhim
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 12:32am UTC
    Today I tried to kill a bug with hair spray. It didn't die, but its hair looked fabulous.
    
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20. GirLovesWaffles000
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 12:32am UTC
    .
    Life ;
    Don't regret it .
    
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