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Quotes added on Tuesday, August 2 2011

  1. Danyellersx22 Danyellersx22
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:11am UTC
    a apple a day keeps the doctor away.
    but if the doctor is cute, then screw the fruit.

  2. ily54 ily54
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:11am UTC
    I want to be beautiful.
    Make you stand in awe.
    Look inside my heart,
    and be amazed.
    I want to hear you say
    Who I am is quite enough,
    Just want to be worthy of love.

  3. hello_universe hello_universe
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:11am UTC
    Thinking it's time for a change. :)

  4. mandee1428 mandee1428
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:12am UTC
    I demand you buy
    me an ice cream
    YOU DESERVE IT!
    make it chocolate.

  5. lostinyou490 lostinyou490
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:12am UTC
    so let me get this straight, say now you loved me all along,why did you hesitate,to tell me with words what you really feel.

  6. melissa8910 melissa8910
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:12am UTC
    I just want to be pretty, and liked.

  7. colton104 colton104
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:12am UTC
    Baby ur beautiful to me no matter what (:
    i dont care what you got or what u wear
    ull always be perfect to me

  8. MATERZ143 MATERZ143
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:13am UTC
    LAUGH!!!
    i like seeing you smile(:

  9. heatherx157 heatherx157
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:13am UTC
    i honestly don't know what you have become</3

  10. xkelsrox918 xkelsrox918
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:13am UTC
    ░░░░
    Im not as
    think as you
    drunk i am♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  11. rdawn1994 rdawn1994
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:14am UTC
    5 out of 4 people have problems with fractions.
    [[Click the <3 if you got this the first time;;]]
    [[Comment if you had to read it twice!]]

  12. socccer18 socccer18
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:14am UTC
    And favorite this if. . .
    you know what a true heartbreak feels like. ♥

  13. sadieshepard77 sadieshepard77
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:14am UTC
    Fave if you have music or facebook in another tab...
    :)

  14. Lindsey1818 Lindsey1818
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:14am UTC
    MOVE ON. it's
    JUST A CHAPTER IN
    THE PAST. BUT
    DON'T CLOSE THE BOOK
    JUST TURN
    THE PAGE.

  15. xxtaytayxx5 xxtaytayxx5
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:14am UTC
    That really sad moment when:
    you scroll to the end of a witty page and realize that you are to lazy to click on the next number
    not just me right?

  16. redapple7592 redapple7592
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:14am UTC
    I'm in love.
    And even though it's the worst thing in the world , it makes me so happy .♥

  17. softball890 softball890
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:14am UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.10. NO white pants that week.11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".14. boys are 10x more annoying.15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.19. you don't care about anything BUT food.20. you wish you weren't a girl.21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.

  18. peacex3jenn peacex3jenn
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:14am UTC
    fall for you .
    part three.
    "oh dear... i'm sorry pheebs!" i say while laughing my head off. i smile really big as i see phoebe and mason sitting next to each other, looking into each other's eyes. dear lord phoebe, how can you not know that mason likes you? its freaking obvious! i think and i'd love to scream that out, but i save phoebe the embarassment. lucky lucky girl.
    i lean against a tree while mason and phoebe chat it up. good golly, it seems like hours as the chat about the most random things. if only robbie were here right now.. i think, but i know thinking about it won't make it happen. oh well. i let phoebe and mason have their fun until mason's mom comes out from the door. "mason, time for dinner- oh, hi phoebe! i haven't seen you in a while!"
    phoebe smiles nonchalantly but i know inside she's freaking out. "hi, mrs. kaserman." she says calmly and i can see the fear in her face. ever since they broke up, she hasnt seen his mom... i think and shuffle over to phoebe. "hey pheebs, we better get ready for the dance!" i say, locking her arm in mine while yelling "bye mason!"
    "that was awkward.." phoebe whispers. i nod, and we run freakishly back to her house.
    "you're impossible to find, you're impossible to find."♥ ""
    *nmf
    i think it's going good! comments please? :3

  19. raniel1 raniel1
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:15am UTC
    Falling asleep for what
    seems like hours,
    & it's only been 10 minutes
    only me?

  20. cirkel96 cirkel96
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 12:15am UTC
    Love Always
    part sixteen
    My heart was pounding and everything to be moving in slow motion around me. All I could do were repeat Ace's words over and over in my head. Oh wait, it must look like I'm actually considering this! I am not at all! My mind has been made up since the moment the words left his lips, which must have been at least three minutes ago. I look over and sure enough Ace is beginning to look concerned. I better tell him, and I better tell him now.
    "Ace-" and he interrupts me before I can even finish my thought. " No wait this was stupid, just go to sleep and forget about it."
    "No I won't forget about it, Ace I can't forget about it. That was the most amazing speech I have ever and I mean ever heard, and you know I have certainly watched a lot of romantic movies since I always make you watch them with me. And Ace I wouldn't have it any other way. I don't want to marry you, I need to marry you. I need to be yours forever and ever. I love you more than anything in this life and you are the only thing that I remembered when I woke up today. I knew it had been a bad accident and all I could think was that something terrible could have happened to you and Ace I could not have lived in a world where you aren't."
    Ace is staring at me with that sly grin that I love slowly appearing on his face, and he whispers "So is that your longwinded way of saying yes?" and as I slowly nod my head up and down he grabs my hand and laces his fingers through mine bending over to give me a sweet kiss, and whisper in my ear, "And one day real soon we will get married because I will love you. Always.".
    Mere moments later we are both exhausted, and after our goodnight ritual, we curl up together on my tiny hospital bed, fingers laced together and fall asleep. Early morning comes, and I am to tired to open my eyes. I know it's morning because I can hear Ace shifting gently next to me trying not to wake me. But I am too tired to open my eyes. And then I hear him whispering softly to himself.
    I strain to hear what exactly it is he is saying. I hear him whispering something about how much he loves me, and how glad he is that this day has finally come. I am far to curious to keep to myself any longer. Without opening my eyes I simply ask, "Ace honey what exactly are you doing?".
    Then slowly I open up my eyes turning to face him. And for the first time in many many years I notice that he is blushing. He clears his throat softly and says, " I am working on my vows for you...I have done this every morning since I proposed to you when we were seven years old, right before I come into your room to wake you." And in that moment I don't think that it is possible there could be anyone who loves a person more than I love my Ace.
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    hehe you didn't think I would let her say no did you? :) Hope you all continue to enjoy! <3

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