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Quotes added on Friday, July 15 2011

  1. BrittanyLoveYou2 BrittanyLoveYou2
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:03am UTC
    "Sometimes" said Pooh
    "the smallest things take up the most room in your heart" ♥

  2. ptp0136 ptp0136
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Dear math worksheet,
    Please don't have a back, please don't have a back, please don't have a-.
    Sincerely, just died a little inside.
    credit to: dear blank, please blank

  3. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Didn't you say that I could trust you?
    What happened to that?

  4. 310babe 310babe
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:03am UTC
    All life guards are automatically hot.

  5. redsox15 redsox15
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:04am UTC
    oh simple thing, where have you gone?
    I'm getting old & I need something to rely on
    so tell me when, you're gonna' let me in
    I'm getting tired & i need
    somewhere to begin...

  6. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:04am UTC
    TEXTS #64
    Dad: Why you get B?
    You not B-sian, you A-sian.

  7. emilyoxoxo emilyoxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:04am UTC
    Why are you trying so hard to fit in////////////////
    \\\\\\\\\\\\\\ when you were born to stand out(:

  8. xxitskaykayxx23 xxitskaykayxx23
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:05am UTC
    Sky full of lighters ♥

  9. Chels548Xo Chels548Xo
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:05am UTC
    i hate jockers. not because of credit or whatever but i dont like seeing the same quote on here i saw a few days ago come on witty girls

  10. brandy41395 brandy41395
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:06am UTC
    You KNOW THAT SAYING ..."if you dream about a person it means they went to sleep thinking of you...?"
    well... i had a dream about this guy i haven't talked to in like months last night...
    and he texted me
    this morning and i woke up to the text saying...
    "Hey Babe"

  11. rasgirlx018 rasgirlx018
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:06am UTC
    Secret Love
    Chapter 25
    Brandon's POV:
    After following Tyler to his room, where he had mine and Darcy's birthday present hidden, he gave me a small wrapped box.
    I quickly opened it, not even caring that my twin sister wasn't here, and found a watch. A g-shock to be exact.
    "Dude, these are mad expensive. How'd you get it?" I asked Tyler, eyeing my new watch.
    He shrugged, like it was nothing. "I have connections."
    After admiring my birthday present for the two minutes, I noticed Darcy was missing.
    "Dude, where's Darc?" Tyler's face immediately turned pale as I said her name.
    "She's, uh, downstairs."
    I looked at Tyler funny, then decided to go get her.
    "Jason, I'm serious." Is that Darcy? I've never seen her and Jason speak once.
    What were they up to?
    "Fine, but Brandon can't be there." I can't be where? Okay, now I need answers.
    "There for what?" I blurted as I found Darcy and Jason talking.
    I leaned on the door frame and watched their faces drain of color, much like Tyler's had before.
    What was going on with everyone?
    "Uh, hey Brandon." Jason said with a shaky voice.
    The two of them stood there in silence, staring at me wide-eyed for the next few minutes.
    That is, until Darcy spoke up.
    "There when Jason buys your birthday present!" Darcy exclaimed excited.
    She is so lying, but it looks like this is the best I'm gonna get.
    Looks like I'm doing some snooping around her room later.
    "Alright, guys. You coming for cake?" I asked as I left the room.
    "Yeah, two minutes." Jason said, turning back to Darcy.
    What was going on and why were the avoiding it?
    I sighed and walked into the bathroom and stared at my reflection in the mirror.
    What were my friends hiding from me. Especially Tyler? We tell each other everything.
    We're brother's for Christ's sake! What could be so important for him to keep from me?
    An egg timer placed on the side of the sink caught my eye. Why was it in here?
    I turned around and found the small white stick laying on top of a pile of garbage in the waste bin.
    I grabbed the stick and stormed out of the room and down the hall.
    I have a feeling I now know what's going on.
    Credit to jencourt for the plot idea! You're the greatest!
    Hope you guys enjoyed! Leave some feedback<3

  12. kaylaaxohh kaylaaxohh
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:07am UTC
    If ANYONE ever needs someone to talk too
    I'm here.
    I love my witty friends.<3

  13. alwaysnforeve141 alwaysnforeve141
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:07am UTC
    that feeling inside when you see your
    ex boyfriend with another girl....

  14. ScarsMeanEverything ScarsMeanEverything
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:07am UTC
    Dear Pillow,
    Sorry For all the tears.
    Dear Tummy,
    Sorry for all the butterflies.
    Dear Heart,
    Sorry for putting you through al of this.
    Dear Brain,
    You were right.
    NMF
    ......

  15. fairytaledreamer fairytaledreamer
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:07am UTC
    "Dude, I wasn't that drunk."
    "You were cutting pineapples yelling,
    'SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE!'"

  16. punklove182* punklove182*
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:08am UTC
    My summer romance lasted a day,
    But boy what a day.
    >♥<

  17. ispeakswag ispeakswag
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:08am UTC
    condoms prevent minivans.

  18. PunkyB70 PunkyB70
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:08am UTC
    I Don't Give A Hoot ♥

  19. Natsuo44 Natsuo44
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:08am UTC
    -----------♥-----------
    I know you're feeling down like no one's around, but baby,
    you're wrong.
    - AJ Rafael

    -----------♥-----------
    nmf

  20. sofigarcia sofigarcia
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 12:08am UTC
    I don't want to impress you but,
    I'm potty trained.

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