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Quotes added on Thursday, June 2 2011

  1. fashionicon96 fashionicon96
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:11am UTC
    Life would be perfect if: some girls had mute buttons, some guys had edit buttons, bad times had fast forward buttons, and good times had pause buttons.

  2. abzadoo abzadoo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:11am UTC
    Exactly one month ago you broke up with me. and you said that on the bus today you are gonna kiss me?
    WTF?!?!!! THEN WHY DID YOU BREAK UP WITH ME IN THE FIRST PLACE?

  3. Vyeraa Vyeraa
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:11am UTC
    Dear Weight,
    Please make like "Shorty" and get low,
    Thanks,
    Frustrated teenage girls.

  4. LetitGo LetitGo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:11am UTC
    'I won't let you close enough to hurt me ♥'
    well, Adele, it sounded like a good idea at the time; but somthing tells me he's worth it

  5. Jayleigh Jayleigh
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:11am UTC
    I love you more than words can descirbe,
    I love you more than a fat kid loves cake,
    I love you more than the word it's self,
    I love you more than anything in this world...
    <3
    jayciecutie01's format

  6. live4dance1996 live4dance1996
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:11am UTC
    my gut...
    tells me
    he still loves
    her

  7. bettyblossomcool bettyblossomcool
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:11am UTC
    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    14 favs
    for
    14th
    birthdayy?
    <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
    ilwNMF

  8. Jalie5 Jalie5
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:12am UTC
    Can you guys do me a solid, =D, and wear sunscreen this summer. My Aunt Misty has Stage Four of Melanoma, and I don’t want any of my Witty Girls getting it. Thanks. =D

  9. aliexo12 aliexo12
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:12am UTC
    So..my boyfriend just fell asleep on me and i cried..i miss him like crazy if im not with him & his name makes me smile..i also dont like or find anyone else attractive..i need him..i get lonley without him..am i in love?

  10. KariRae KariRae
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:15am UTC
    California King Bed. [:

  11. haleyybabyy haleyybabyy
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:16am UTC
    [x] Kissed someone before dating
    [x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [x] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 3
    [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [x] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 7
    [x] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
    [x] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 12
    [x ] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 15
    [x] Threw something at the teacher
    [x] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [x] Broke the dress code
    [x] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 20
    [] Been called the worst student
    [] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 22
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Grand Total: 27
    Multiply by 3 for a total, i screwed up 81% of my teenage life.

  12. croatianlove croatianlove
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:17am UTC
    If only you know what your boyfriend does behind your back there would no longer be a
    you and him,but a him and .

  13. xbandxchickax xbandxchickax
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:17am UTC
    Doubt thou stars are fire, doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth be a liar, but never doubt I love. <3

  14. SimplySimplexo SimplySimplexo
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:18am UTC
    I asked him
    what he saw in her..
    his answer? ♥
    "You."

  15. KariRae KariRae
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:19am UTC

    Poking your eyeball isn't the smartest thing. ;/

  16. xbandxchickax xbandxchickax
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:21am UTC
    & my <3 beats faster when you IM me telling me you were glad you got to see me :)

  17. NATALiEx NATALiEx
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:22am UTC
    They didn't agree on much .
    in fact they rarely agreed on anything, they fought all the time and they
    challenged each other everyday. But in spite of their differenced they had
    one important thing in common, they were crazy about each other.
    [THE NOTEBOOK]
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  18. jaedong jaedong
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:22am UTC
    ☁☀☁
    You've got to take the good with the bad,smile with the sad,love what you've got, and remember what you had. Always forgive, but never forget.Learn from mistakes, but never regret.nmf

  19. KariRae KariRae
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:25am UTC
    W A I T O N M E ♥
    Kari is my naame. [:
    Don'tWearItOutFool.
    10Million Starving in different countries. :3
    Favorite this, If you WANT to make a change.
    GodIsGreat.
    Don'tLetHimDown.

  20. BrokenInTwo_HeldByGlue BrokenInTwo_HeldByGlue
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:26am UTC
    Look, I really want to
    call you a classless hoe
    but then I'd just be
    classless, hoe ;)

:)

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