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i am crazy i know how to have fun and i wish people would just understand me . i sometimes feel like its me against this huge world . i just got in an argument with this boy i truely care about but he doesnt seem to care for me, but now we are friends n its hard to be friends with someone you love </3 . love is nothin to play around with i hate it when people take love as a joke because its not . - haley lynn <3
  1. haleyybabyy haleyybabyy
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 12:03am EDT
    on a sheet of paper,write:
    #1. a person of the opposite gender.#2. red, black, blue, green, or yellow#3. your first initial#4. your month of birth
    #5. black or white#6. a person of your gender#7. california or florida #8. lake or ocean#9. a realistic wishSCROLL DOWN T H E A N S W E R S1. You are completely in love with this person
    2. If you chose:Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.Black: You are conservatice and agressive.Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.3. If your initial is:A-K: You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossomS-Z:You like to help others and your future love life looks very good4. If you were born in:Jan-Mar:The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpectedApr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last foreverJuly-Sep: You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the goodOct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will findyoursoulmate5. If you chose:Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you atthe time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.6. This person is your best friend.7. If you chose:California: You like adventuresFlorida: You are laid back8. If you chose:Lake: you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    9. This wish will only come true if you re-post this bulletin on your profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday

  2. haleyybabyy haleyybabyy
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 11:42pm EDT
    Girl Facts: --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up she wants you back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever!
    --When you catch a girl glancing at you, she wants you to look back and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with you she wants you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing, she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be with her.
    --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause, she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you," no one in this world can miss you more than that.
    Guy Facts:
    --When a guy calls you, he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet, He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing, He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a pause, he means it .
    --When a guy stares at you, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's chest, he has the world.
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday, he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you, he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you, he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you," he misses you more than you could have ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true love will call you; text you; kiss you; or just surprise you (:

  3. haleyybabyy haleyybabyy
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 1:34am EDT
    When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you. I just defeated him. Like, copy & paste this if you're in God's army!♥

  4. haleyybabyy haleyybabyy
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 12:40am EDT
    Mature eyes only Okay when you read this; really think about it and what it means.
    Why do we sleep in church,but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to gossip?Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message, Yet we repost the nasty ones?Why are churches getting smaller, but bars and clubs are growing? Why is it so hard to fight for what you believe in, when its so easy to get in a fist fight?Think about it, are you going to repost this?Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?Just remember God is always watching you. The Lord said:"If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father." 90% of you won't repost this;Be part of the 10% that will.

  5. haleyybabyy haleyybabyy
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 11:51pm EDT
    people may say dont believe in fairy tales, but the other night made me start to believe. So im texting my crush and he calls. We talk and he says he is gonna walk to my house which is 30 minutes aways (walking time) and i didnt believe him but next thing i know he is at my house at 2:00 am and i sneaked out my window just for him and we didnt even go anywhere we just sat on my front steps talking and cuddling. The next day we hung out and everything was good and then my friend was there n he is kind of a flirt and he was flirting with her so i got mad. i dont know what to do but im not on here for likes or favs i just needed to vent n i need some advice if anyone has any to give me.
    - sorry for wasting your time.

  6. haleyybabyy haleyybabyy
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 11:25am EDT
    Perfect Boyfriend. ♥
    Girl: Do i ever cross ur mind
    Boy: No
    Girl: Do you like me?
    Boy: Not really
    Girl: Do you want me?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you cry if I left?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you live for me?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Would you do anything for me?
    Boy: No
    Girl: Choose--me or ur life
    Boy: my life
    The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
    The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't JUST want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life <3
    ♥A Perfect Guy
    • give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools
    • give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in
    • leave her cute messages
    •kiss her in front of your friends
    •tell her she looks beautiful
    • look into her eyes when you talk to her
    • let her mess with your hair
    • just walk around with her
    • forgive her for her mistakes
    • hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private.
    • let her fall asleep in your arms.
    • stay up all night with her when she's sick
    • watch her favorite movie with her
    • come up and grab her by the waist
    Remember This:
    • don't talk about other girls around her.
    • if u love her others shouldn't matter
    • when she's sad, hang out with her
    • let her know she's important.
    • kiss her in the pouring rain
    • when you fall in love with her, tell her.
    • and when you tell her, love her like you've never loved anyone else before
    • answer her phone calls no matter what
    Guys repost as: I'd do this for her.
    Girls repost as: Perfect boyfriend.
    --if you don't repost this in four minutes you will lose the one you love.
    If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will:
    -call you
    -kiss you
    -message you
    -get online and talk

  7. haleyybabyy haleyybabyy
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2011 12:16am EDT
    [x] Kissed someone before dating
    [x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [x] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 3
    [x] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [x] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 7
    [x] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
    [x] Text people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 12
    [x ] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 15
    [x] Threw something at the teacher
    [x] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [x] Broke the dress code
    [x] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class
    Total so far: 20
    [] Been called the worst student
    [] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 22
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Grand Total: 27
    Multiply by 3 for a total, i screwed up 81% of my teenage life.

  8. haleyybabyy haleyybabyy
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2011 2:08am EST
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  9. haleyybabyy haleyybabyy
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2011 9:28pm EST
    i dont know what to do so i need you witty fans help.
    I really like this boy named Adam and we've dated before but my friend convinced me of breaking up with him and i ended up finding out that she liked him. I see him everyday and its been 5 months now and hes still the only guy on my mind. I really do love him and i want to win his heart back. I told him how i felt but my friend all ask him stuff bout me and talk bout me which makes him mad so what do i do to get him back? Please help me I hang out with him everyday and just need some advice because its hard to hug him goodbye and know that were just friends and that i cant give him a goodbye kiss. </3 HELP! -comment below(:

  10. haleyybabyy haleyybabyy
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 10:25pm EST
    According to Greek Mythology, humans were originally created with 4 arms, 4 legs , and a head with 2 faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them in two seperate parts, condemning them to spend their lives in search of their other halves.

  11. haleyybabyy haleyybabyy
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 2:29am EST
    Each day I love you more

    your smile
    your laugh
    everything about you
    you are my whole world
    I love him... SO much.
    & as i said before, i'm never giving up.

  12. haleyybabyy haleyybabyy
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 2:16am EST
    when i look into your eyes they sparkle like the stars that light up the sky ✮
    & then you kiss me and i feel your heart having the same beat as mine ♫
    and thats how i know we are in love ❤

  13. haleyybabyy haleyybabyy
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2011 1:40am EST
    Do you even really care about me ?
    Do you even love me like you say you do ?
    Tell me now before its to late.

  14. haleyybabyy haleyybabyy
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2011 1:27am EST
    Test Your Tongue
    find the 3 and get a kiss tomorrow
    *find the B! DON'T skip or ur wish wont come true...
    *Once youve found the "b" Find The Mistake
    Once You've Found The Mistake Find the 1
    Once you found the 1. Find the 6
    once you've found the 6... Find the N (it's hard!!)
    once you've found the N... Find the Q...
    Find the i
    now, make 2 wishes!
    *~*they will come true!!!!!! *~*
    As soon as u made ur two wishes repost this as "test ur tongue" ;)
    if u don't ur wishes wont come true! :(

  15. haleyybabyy haleyybabyy
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 12:58pm EST
    and you will never know because you never take the time to listen ♥
    - f a k e s m i l e s m a k e e v e r y t h i n g b e t t e r (:

  16. haleyybabyy haleyybabyy
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 12:47pm EST
    i realize that you dont love me anymore , well thats what you tell me and all my friends but you say its because i changed i didnt change i just grew up and if you saw how much i am in love with you and am afraid to let go i dont think you would say i changed at all. I wish you would tell me how you exactly felt because i already had my turn now its yours. <3

  17. haleyybabyy haleyybabyy
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 12:26pm EST
    Can you name 13 people off the top of your head?
    1. Adam T
    2. Eve T
    3. Melanie
    4. Dominique
    5. Aimee
    6. Gabriella
    7. Brielle
    8. Rachel
    9. Amber
    10. Imani M
    11. Imani T
    12. Jordan V
    13. Tyler
    How did you meet 10?
    school , bus (:
    Have you ever seen 4 cry?
    Would 11 and 2 make a good couple?
    haha 2 girls..uh no
    Are you good friends with 13?
    Do you think 5 is cute?
    shes my best friend..shes adorablee:)
    Something about 1..?
    My crush / my love / my ex / my world <3
    How did you meet 12?
    school and were like brother and sister
    Whats 7s fav color?
    What would you do if 6 confessed that they like you?
    ew..thats my sister umm werid much !
    Fact about 9?
    shes like my cousin
    Would you ever live with 4?
    shes my best friend so yeah
    Is 2 single?
    yupp , thats my best friend
    Where does 7 live?
    new jersey
    What do you think about 2?
    thats my best friend and my crush brother
    What's the worst thing about 5?
    nothing..love herr
    Whos 11 going out with?
    no onee
    What do you think about 3?
    my bestfriend (:
    * not my quote or format *

  18. haleyybabyy haleyybabyy
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2011 12:27am EST
    & to think that talk we had meant nothing to you .....
    *& i thought you loved me*
    ... but so much to me

  19. haleyybabyy haleyybabyy
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2011 12:44am EST
    Dontbe the one to always make an effort it takes 2 to be in a relationshipso let them make some effort <3

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