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Quotes added on Sunday, May 22 2011

  1. Ginger@War* Ginger@War*
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Guys only act like dicks
    to make up for the ones they don't have.

  2. SingSong63 SingSong63
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:01am UTC
    Hello! My name's Adrianna, and I lick my own ball sack. (:
    hacked by yourr bestfrann;
    suckkaa(:

  3. Letsbedangerous Letsbedangerous
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:01am UTC
    She let you hurt her,
    she let you walk all over her. she let you use her., and make her feel so small. she let you play her., until there was no end. she let you make her feel special., and break her down.. she let you leave , after you said you wouldn't. you showed her things,no one thought she'd see. you brought her to hell., and left her there to rot. she thought you didn't care, so she tested it, she put that gun to her head, and she pulled the trigger. you then realized. you really liked her. HOW IRONIC?

  4. cutsonpaperhearts cutsonpaperhearts
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:01am UTC
    I have become,
    comfortably numb.

  5. endlessdreamer96 endlessdreamer96
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:01am UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥
    Now Lay me down to sleep
    I Pray the Lord my soul to keep If I die before I wake I pray the Lord My soul to take;
    My soul to take
    NMF
    not my format
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥

  6. BellyBass BellyBass
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:01am UTC
    The definition of "lol"
    Lol is an a quicker way of saying "laugh out loud" it is mostly used in text messages or IM-ing. Many Facebook members will use the term "lol" many wittiers will also use the term.
    Drowning man: lol
    Well that wasn't very fun: lol
    I do not know what to say now: lol
    I'm silently laughing to myself: lol

  7. zahraa123 zahraa123
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:02am UTC
    i dont wanna grow up.........fav if you just thought i wanna be a toys r us kid (:

  8. razzbabiee razzbabiee
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:02am UTC
    I Died But I Survived
    Cos I'm A
    Cool Kid
    ;)

  9. Jaderbugg Jaderbugg
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:02am UTC
    & I don't bust back, Because I shoot first. & I ain't no killa, but dont push me.

  10. XoeminemXoo XoeminemXoo
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:02am UTC
    Long but worth reading,
    Poem I found
    I went to a party, Mom I remembered what you said
    You told me not to drink, Mom So i drank soda instead.
    I felt so proud inside, Mom The way you said i would
    I didn't drink & drive, Mom Even though the others said i should.
    I know i did the right thing, Mom I know you are always right
    Now the party is finally ending, Mom As everyone is driving out of sight.
    As i got into my car, Mom I knew I'd get home in one piece
    Because of the way you raised me So responsible & sweet.
    I started to drive away, Mom But as i pulled out into the road,
    The other car didn't see me, Mom And hit me like a load.
    As i lay there on the pavement, Mom
    I hear the policeman say, "The other guy is drunk", Mom
    And now I'm the one who will pay
    I'm lying here dying, Mom I wish you'd get here soon
    How could this happen to me, Mom? My life just burst like a balloon
    There is blood all around me, Mom And most of it is mine
    I hear the medic say, Mom I'd die in a short time.
    I just wanted to tell you, Mom I swear i didn't drink
    It was the others, Mom The others didn't think
    He was probably at the same party as I The only difference is, He drank
    Now I'm the one to die Why do people drink Mom?
    It can ruin your whole life
    I'm feeling sharp pains now, Mom Pains just like a knife
    The guy who hit me is walking, Mom And i don't think its fair
    I'm lying here dying And all he can do is, Stare
    Tell my brother not to cry, Mom Tell daddy to be brave
    And when i go to heaven, Mom Put "Daddy's girl" on my grave
    Someone should have told him, Mom Not to drink and drive
    If only they had told him, Mom I would still be alive
    My breathe is getting shorter, Mom I'm becoming very scared
    Please don't cry for me, Mom When i needed you, you were there
    I have one last question, Mom before i say goodbye
    I didn't drink and drive, Mom so why am i the one to die?

  11. musiccspeakss13 musiccspeakss13
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:03am UTC
    you lift
    my feet off the ground,
    //////// you spin me around
    you make me crazier, crazier.
    Feels like I'm falling
    and I, I'm lost in your eyes
    you make me
    crazier, crazier
    not my format - taylor swift

  12. Pandasrule Pandasrule
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Mimi: You stole my apple!
    Jennifer: No, I just borrowed it without permission!
    miminguyen
    Mimi: You stole my slice of pizza!
    Jennifer: I never had pizza!
    Mimi: Then where did my pizza go?
    Jennifer: The dog ate it!
    Mimi: Where is the dog?
    Jennifer: In my Stomach!
    Mimi: ....? T.T
    jennifernguyen

  13. lOvE802 lOvE802
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:03am UTC
    Dude , he liked my status .. he wants me .

  14. blahhblahhblahh blahhblahhblahh
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:04am UTC
    holyshitfuckdamn♥

  15. ventanonymously ventanonymously
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:04am UTC
    I love Big Time Rush & Justin Bieber
    and I'm 15 years old ♥

  16. heeeap86 heeeap86
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:04am UTC
    sugarland concert tomorrow?
    i think so :)

  17. ILoveEz145 ILoveEz145
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:05am UTC
    when i am witth you im shy but when im with outt u like i could die <3 dont ever say i wont love u like i love him too
    - myaaaaaaa

  18. YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:05am UTC
    My friend bent over and her whole butt was hanging out.
    So I looked at her straight in the eyes and said...
    "CRACK KILLS."

  19. oddyNjet oddyNjet
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:06am UTC
    §NothingcanbeataKodakmoment§

  20. behappy111 behappy111
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2011 12:06am UTC
    as we grow up,we learn///
    the one person who we dont think will let us down, probably will.
    You will have your - heart - broken,
    and you will break other hearts.
    you will fight your b.e.s.t. f.r.i.e.n.d.
    ««« or maybe even fall in love with them
    and you'll cry, because time's flying by • • •
    so take too many pictures
    laugh too -----much-----
    forgive ←and← forget
    love like you've never been hurt
    [ [ [ life comes with no guarantees, no time outs, no second chances ] ] ]
    you h a v e to live life to the f u l l e s t
    live in the moment, because every second you spend being angry or upset♥
    is a second of happiness you will never get back.(:

:)

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