Quotes added on Tuesday, November 16 2010

shan1362
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 2:00am UTC

Sweetie in case you
haven't realized
I'm too good for you
get over yourself
:)

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shan1362
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 2:03am UTC

To my best friends
Zeke your amazing and i don't know what i'd do without you i love you so much :)
Erin I love you your so perfect and i wish you'd believe me when i say you are beautiful :)
troy thanks for been an epic bro :) and been there when i needed you
alan i know your going through a hard time and i wish i could help but thank you for all the times you've helped me :)
and thank you to all the witty people who write such nice things on my comment thing :) it really makes my day :D

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xyseantv
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 2:09am UTC

Sally : "Say fork 5 times!"
Josh : "Fork, fork, fork, fork, fork,"
Sally : "Say fork 3 times."
Josh : "Fork, fork, fork."
Sally : "Say it 6 times!!!"
Josh : "Fork, fork, fork, fork, fork, fork."
Sally : "What do you eat soup with?"
Josh : "Hah! I'm not falling for that one again! With a spoon!!!"
Sally : "Well I eat it with a fork!"
fail for life.

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blazeskee
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 2:11am UTC

Everything I know about love I learned from you, and everything I know about pain, I learned from you.
You were my only, you were my first. You showed me lonely, and you took me in when I was hurt, but the most important thing you ever gave me was the one that hurt the most, so thank you for the broken heart and thank you for the permanent scars.

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blazeskee
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 2:16am UTC

Now I know you were the only one, and now I'm the lonely one. Watching the days go by and I can't ever forgive myself. Think that I need some help because
I'm afraid of love.

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blazeskee
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 2:16am UTC

▲
DOES THIS MAKE ME HIPSTER?

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blazeskee
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 2:20am UTC

Money can't buy you happiness,
but it can buy you weed (:

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Coriix3
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 2:25am UTC

Cross out the things you've done.
Graduated high school.
Kissed someone
Smoked a cigarette.
Got so drunk you passed out
Rode every ride at an amusement park
Collected something really stupid.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time with out sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Watched someone die.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself.
Ran a marathon.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $200 in one day.
Cheated on someone.
flown on a plane.
Been cheated on.
Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing.
Been sailing.
Cut yourself on accident.
...on purpose
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.
Had detention.
Skipped school.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school.
Been in a mental hospital
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.
Fired a gun.
Had a yard sale.
Had a lemonade stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Taken a lie detector test.
Swam with dolphins.
Gone to sea world.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
Used a coloring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches.
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Had a hamster.
Pet a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Gone surfing in California.
Did “spirit day” at school.
Dyed your hair. (
Got a tattoo.
Had something pierced.
Got straight A’s.
Been on the Honor Roll.
Known someone with HIV or AIDs.

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MaddiieeJay
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 2:31am UTC

Why do all quotes have to be about HIM,
it just makes
Me
miss him
more.♥

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MaddiieeJay
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 2:34am UTC

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiago had a kid,
No one would EVER find him.
......

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amorlili
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 2:37am UTC

Dear, Noah
We could of sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns.

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blazeskee
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 2:38am UTC

Helloo, what's your name?
Really I thought it was Google ..
Cos you have everything I'm searching for ;)

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blazeskee
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 2:43am UTC

Sticks and stones may break her bones, but names could make her starve herself to death.

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ShadowPhoenix2010
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 2:46am UTC

I've learned that if something isn't meant to be,
then there's no reason to put time and energy into it
if it will never work.
Sometimes you have to say: "I understand we're never going to change;
I'm fine with being just friends if it means I can still be with you."

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blazeskee
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 2:46am UTC

Behind every fake smile is a back stabbing bxtch.
Nobody is any different.

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blazeskee
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 2:48am UTC

Maybe you'll call me someday, hear the operator tell you the number's no good, and that she had a world of chances for you, chances you were burning through.

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blazeskee
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 2:54am UTC

The truth is all I can hear every time you lie.

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blazeskee
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 2:58am UTC

I'll tell you nothing's wrong, only because I don't want to tell you that you are the problem.

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blazeskee
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 2:59am UTC

How long's it gonna take before you see that she's no me?

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Tails
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 3:06am UTC

GOD LET ME OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im trapped in this god damn hole SCREAMING out for freedom
yet no one listens
I WANT OUT FOR GOD SAKES!
why was i so stupid as to make a promise insuring i will never be free
im a butterfly if you hold me in your hands for to long without light,air and freedom... i will die
GOD I WANNA GET OUT

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