Quotes added on Thursday, October 7 2010

anabelle
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:21am UTC

One of the hardest things in life is to watch somebody you love, love someone else

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:25am UTC

M: Your body's like a temple.
F: Sorry, there are no services today :(
No Jocking.

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:27am UTC

M: I would go to the end of the world for you.
F: But would you stay there :)
No Jocking.

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:29am UTC

M: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
F: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing :O
No Jocking.

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:30am UTC

M: So, wanna go back to my place?
F: Well I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
No Jocking.

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:32am UTC

M: I know how to please a woman...
F: Then get the hell away from me!
No Jocking.

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Hanana
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:33am UTC

Day 1: Say ten different things to ten different People :)
J**s: Take a hint :/
J**z: Get ova it plz
Teagan: Soz you had to catch the bus today :)
Emma: Thanks for introducing me to Witty Profile
Aroha: Your name is soo cool (it means love)
Tyra: Your crazy hahah :)
Rachel: Stop feeling sorry for youself
Naomi: I feel sorry for you cause of two different ppl :P
J-L: your laugh is crazy
Tyler: You stole my bottle grrr hahaha

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:33am UTC

M: I want to give myself to you.
F: Sorry..i dont accept cheap gifts :)
No Jocking.

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redliubehtbob
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:34am UTC

I THROW MY SPANISH UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES! SINGING HEYOOOOO
NO COMPRENDOOOOOOOOOO!
-FACEBOOK

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:36am UTC

M: Haven't we met before...;)
F: Yah...im the receptionist at the VD Clinic :P
No Jocking.

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:41am UTC

M: What’s your number? F: It’s in the phone book!
No Jocking.
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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:46am UTC

M: But i dont know your name?
F: Thats also in the
phone book.
N o J o c k i n g. .

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jordanpaigee
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:47am UTC

ok so i was watching the music video to dynamite and i realized that all the girls are wearing revealing clothes because it is soo hot.
And all the girls are drinking water and sweating...
THEN taoi cruz comes out in tight jeans and a leather jacket....wtf!
weather confused much?

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arohalove
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:48am UTC

Each day i hope that he'll notice me.
but for some reason he never does.
what can i do?

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grownsimba
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:50am UTC

don't know if i could ever be without you cause
boy you complete me
*Simple_Simba*

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:51am UTC

M: Hey, c'mon, we're both here at the bar for the same reason..
F: Yeah!! Lets go pick up some chicks!!
No Jocking.

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Tygra18
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:54am UTC

Love is in the air

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trishydoll
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:56am UTC

M: I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy
F: You mean..youve got both a donkey and a Great Dane!?
No Jocking.

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grownsimba
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 1:59am UTC

////Quote
//////////#billion
///////////was made by
////////YOU
//////today and will be filed under
/////////a category
*simple_simba*

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Madie
posted a quote
October 7, 2010 2:00am UTC

You my friend...
Are too sweet..
For your own good..

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