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Quotes added on Sunday, June 6 2010

  1. heartbreak_cutie heartbreak_cutie
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:09am UTC
    Yes, I'm sorta dumb, clumsy, werid. But we're dumb, clumsy and weird together♥

  2. maddiebieber maddiebieber
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:09am UTC
    I love you more than:
    spongebob loves jellyfishing
    sandy loves karate
    mr. krabs loves money
    &&
    squidward loves his clarinet.
    Baby,
    i need you more than plankton needs the krabby patty secret formula.

  3. kellycannibal kellycannibal
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:09am UTC
    No, you are not the only one who thinks that!
    STFU or GTFO, please?

  4. love_of_my_life love_of_my_life
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:10am UTC
    Wrestling With Friendship part 30
    Before we left, we changed into our cutest bathing suits. We looked hot! We giggled the whole way to the pool. When we got there we sam Sal and Nick talking to 2 girls. The looked familiar. Not Again! The people they were talking to were Nicole and Hannah! Sam and I both starred in disbelief. We couldn't believe they would do this to us! As we watched in amazment, Sal picked up Nicole and threw her into the pool. There were no lifeguards so it was pretty funny. She popped her head up out of the water and everybody started laughing! She was wearing about 10 pounds of wet makeup! It was hilarious. The next thing we knew, Hannah was in the pool with her. Everybody starred and laughed. Next thing Sam and I know, We were both in Sal and Nick's arms. They then jumped into the pool with us in the arms. We laughed. Everyone in the pool area did one of those group 'awwwwwes." It was amazing! I looked over at Nick. He swam towards me and kissed me. It was so nice. The 4 of us swam around for a while. It was fun! We then tanned and decided to go out to eat. As friends or as a double date. I didn't really care which one it was. It was sweet either way that they were both taking us out to eat. We got into Sal's car and drove to Applebee's. We had a great dinner! It was really good food and we all had a great time! I think that I will remember this day forever! As one of the sweetest, most funny day ever....

  5. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:10am UTC
    I've been here since first
    period. I have a col and I
    took all my antibiotics at
    the same time... Now I
    can't remember how to leave.
    Brittany
    Glee

  6. sydney7892 sydney7892
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:11am UTC
    i dont understand how the rugrats are "all grown up" now, but dora has been like 5 forever..

  7. xoblueglasses xoblueglasses
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:12am UTC
    Hello.
    my name is a spider.
    And i can-
    Make your
    //Girlfriend,
    Scream!
    ;* Loader than you can!]♥*
    not mine!♥
    love it tho,

  8. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:13am UTC
    Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?
    Brittany
    Glee

  9. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:14am UTC
    Oh, hey buddy!
    I thought I smelt
    failure!
    Sue
    Glee

  10. emzz966 emzz966
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:16am UTC
    Someone showed this to me. Everyday, for 30 days, you would write the following letters. Try it:)
    On this day you write a letter to:
    Day 1 — Your Best Friend
    Day 2 — Your Crush
    Day 3 — Your parents
    Day 4 —Your sibling (or closest relative)
    Day 5 — Your dreams
    Day 6 — A stranger
    Day 7 — Your Ex-boyfriend/girlfriend/love/crush
    Day 8 — Your favorite internet friend
    Day 9 — Someone you wish you could meet
    Day 10 — Someone you don’t talk to as much as you’d like to
    Day 11 — A Deceased person you wish you could talk to
    Day 12 — The person you hate most/caused you a lot of pain
    Day 13 — Someone you wish could forgive you
    Day 14 — Someone you’ve drifted away from
    Day 15 — The person you miss the most
    Day 16 — Someone that’s not in your state/country
    Day 17 — Someone from your childhood
    Day 18 — The person that you wish you could be
    Day 19 — Someone that pesters your mind—good or bad
    Day 20 — The one that broke your heart the hardest
    Day 21 — Someone you judged by their first impression
    Day 22 — Someone you want to give a second chance to
    Day 23 — The last person you kissed
    Day 24 — The person that gave you your favorite memory
    Day 25 — The person you know that is going through the worst of times
    Day 26 — The last person you made a pinky promise to
    Day 27 — The friendliest person you knew for only one day
    Day 28 — Someone that changed your life
    Day 29 — The person that you want tell everything to, but too afraid to
    Day 30 — Your reflection in the mirror
    ^^^^^ ima do this on heree [:
    i forgot who i got it from thou ]:

  11. xoBLONDIEox xoBLONDIEox
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:16am UTC
    i thought i was over you.
    until
    you hugged me the way you used to </3

  12. maddiebieber maddiebieber
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:16am UTC
    Your Real Name:
    (uhhh, self-explanatory):
    Maddie
    Your "Gangsta" Name
    (first letters of real name plus first letter of last name + izzle):
    Mbizzle
    Your Detective Name
    (favorite color & favorite animal):
    Pink penguin
    Your Soap Opera Name
    (your middle name & street you live on):
    Michelle harvest park circle
    Your Star Wars Name
    (first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your middle name):
    bulmi
    Your Superhero Name
    (2nd favorite color & favorite drink):
    blue cherry pepsi
    Your Witness Protection Name
    (one of your parent's middle name):
    ellen
    Your Goth Name
    (black & the name of one of your pets):
    Black Shelby

  13. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:16am UTC
    Will : What do you say when you
    answer the phone?
    Mercedes : Whats up?
    Artie : Who dis be?
    Kurt : No, she's dead. This is her son.
    Glee

  14. JBJustinBieber JBJustinBieber
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:18am UTC
    What Is Love <3
    The wind blew through my california beach blonde hair as i looked to the sunset. The waves crashed as the sand tickled my legs. I looked at the empty spot next to me and sighed. I hadn't had a boyfriend in a while so it made me sad that i couldnt share this moment with anyone. I sat up and brushed the sand ofmy shorts. I began to walk back to my house, watching as kids ran around and played along the beach and swam in the water. As i started to climb the steps of my house, i heard someone call my name. "Dani!!" I turned around and tried to spot someone out. It was my friend Sarah. "Oh," I said, "Hey." "Hey," said Sarah, "So i was wondering i know it's a little late now but, uh, do you wanna come over? Im just kinda bored and my mom said i can have someone over tonight before i go to my dads tomorrow." I looked at the door and then bac at Sarah. "Uh sure, lemme just go ask my parents." I ran inside and looked through the window. Sarah sat there and looked pleased with herself. I really havent been in any mood to hang out with anyone this summer since my boyfriend, Jake, and our break up, but i figured it would proabably be a good change to hang out with some real people, instead of just my little sister and her dolls. As i walked inside my mom was in our cramped kitchen making dinner. "Hey mom," i said. "Hey sweetie," she said as she kissed my cheek, "Wats up?" "Well, uh, Sarah asked me if i wanted to hang out tonite so, can i?" "OF course darling!" Her face lit up. My mom had knew about the break-up and also thought it was better to just hang out with some people. So with that answer i ran back out side to tell Sarah. She was sitting on the steps and when she heard the door open she jumped up and stood. She tumbled backwords and maked a gasp sound, catching herself and her breath. I giggled and smiled. I decided to be the one to speak up. "So yah, i can come over." "Great!!" she squealed. I invited her inside to help me pack. I quickly shoved all my things into my bag and put my hair into a sloppy bun. I slipped on some sweatpants and a tanktop. After packing me ran outside. We decided to walk since she lived right down the street, when we bumped into someone else we knew...
    Btw, this is my first story and its kinda boring at first but tell me how it is so far!!!
    Press the heart!!!!

  15. Fearless94 Fearless94
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:18am UTC
    becoming really good friends with a guy
    who likes ur best friend
    but then he finds out its over between
    him and ur bff then u dont talk.....then he
    likes another girl and guess what?!
    he acts like ur bffs agin.....

  16. krae_xoxo krae_xoxo
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:18am UTC
    and it all comes down to who is on your mind when you can't sleep at two in the morning.

  17. crickettbug crickettbug
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:18am UTC
    So, I have a friend in prison, he's going to be in there for 6 years...and I wrote him a letter, and now I'm scared to get it back:(
    I miss you, Justin.

  18. heartbreak_cutie heartbreak_cutie
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:19am UTC
    Fuzzy Handcuffs
    Cheap Wine
    Candles
    Hawiian Punch
    Sour Gummy Worms
    Science 7. Period 4. I love you Pimposaurs!♥

  19. MACEface MACEface
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:19am UTC
    IwasInTheMiddleOfaQuote
    About How usless & stupid I am, how ugly and gross I feel, how everyone is better than me, no one loves me,
    & All of a suden, Witty randomly closed out.
    I t W a s A S i g n
    I started thinking about how Negative & depressing Witty is.
    How we constantly remind eachother we Aren't good enough.
    So I got this Idea,
    Lets promote Happy quotes.
    Remind Every Girl on here that they are
    xx___ worth Something ___xx
    Because Sometimes we Forget,
    And all we need is a little Reminder,
    Some one Loves you.

  20. dreamerrxo_101 dreamerrxo_101
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2010 12:19am UTC
    NOW THE PARTY DON'T
    START TiLL kylee WALKS iN♥
    credit to Llivelaughlove24
    R.I.P. Kylee Renee Hyde <3
    We miss you

:)

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