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Quotes added on Sunday, October 11 2009

  1. colormepink024 colormepink024
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 12:31am UTC
    Butterflies and zebras
    And moonbeams and fairy tales
    Thats all she ever thinks about
    Riding with the wind

  2. katlyn_ashley katlyn_ashley
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 12:36am UTC
    There was this girl and she was with
    her friend.
    They were looking through peoples MySpaces.
    The girl slowly came upon this one
    myspace.
    It had creatures in the background and the
    man
    looked like a psycho. She started
    laughing with
    her friend commenting on how ugly he
    was.
    Right
    then, an instant message came up.
    IT SAID
    SatanStalker: So how do u like my
    MySpace?
    XxLoVemExX: What?
    XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?
    SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
    youre looking at my MySpace right now.
    XxLoVemExX: How do you know?
    SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
    at my MySpace.
    XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?
    SatanStalker: I just do.
    Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like
    you.
    Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might
    say.
    At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
    a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started
    to get worried now.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting
    to care the living sh*t out of me.
    SatanStalker: You should be afraid.
    SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy
    like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what
    you just said about me with your friend like a
    minute ago.
    They were in shock.
    Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
    hes a f*cking psycho!
    The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
    watching us?
    SatanStalker: I am.
    SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if
    you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
    from coming to your house.
    XxLoVemExX: What? My house?
    SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.
    XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to
    leave now because youre freaking me out.
    SatanStalker: Your screen name says
    love me, trust me that wont be a problem.
    SatanStalker has just signed off.
    The girl and her friend were really
    scared.
    Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust
    me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke
    from someone.
    They went upstairs and were
    having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls
    friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said
    ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her
    friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering
    what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said
    anything she opens it and finds her friend there on
    the ground dead. She started to scream but
    when she turned around he was there.
    News the next
    morning said that there was one girl dead in
    the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all
    over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall.
    Just her head.
    If you do not repost this in the next two
    minutes there will be three men, one in your
    bathroom,
    one in your room, and one killing your parents
    at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well
    what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going
    to die!

  3. colormepink024 colormepink024
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 12:38am UTC
    And I know, there's something beautiful within my grasp,
    And I know, I think I'm satisfied but it won't last
    And I know,to lace my boots up and pick my path,
    I'll find another rainstorm to fill my glass

  4. jbsox03 jbsox03
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 12:39am UTC
    && there's a point in our lives
    where f.r.i.e.n.d.s.h.i.p.s end. People
    d_r_i_f_t apart. People change.
    People lie. People
    _.·´¯`·×» cry . </3

  5. colormepink024 colormepink024
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 12:42am UTC
    The benefits of my life style
    exceed the burden of living it

  6. alexarae333 alexarae333
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 12:52am UTC
    Love
    a wildly misunderstood although
    highly desirable malfunction of
    the heart which weakens the brain,
    causes eyes to sparkle,
    cheeks to glow,
    blood pressure to rise and
    the lips to pucker. <3

  7. htownchick14 htownchick14
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 12:54am UTC
    laughter
    is the cure, to illness.
    is the cure, to heartbreaks
    is the cure, to depression
    is the cure, to tears.
    is the cure; to sour moods.

  8. alexarae333 alexarae333
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 12:55am UTC
    it doesnt matter
    where you go in life
    what you do or
    how much you have.
    its who you have
    beside you...
    im so glad i have you!

  9. alexarae333 alexarae333
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 12:57am UTC
    do not
    be afraid,
    to fail.

  10. alexarae333 alexarae333
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 12:58am UTC

  11. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 12:59am UTC
    I went to a party, mom,
    I remember what you said.
    You told me not to drink, mom
    so I drank sprite instead.
    I really felt proud inside, mom,
    even though the others said I should've I didn't take one sip,
    even though if i wanted to I could've
    I know I did the right thing,
    mom, I know you are always right.
    Now the party is finally ending,
    as everyone is driving out of sight.
    As I got into my car,
    I knew I would get home in one piece.
    Because of the way you raised me,
    so responsible and sweet.
    I started to drive away,
    mom, but I pulled out into the road,
    The other car didn’t see me,
    and hit me like a load.
    As I lay here on the pavement,
    I hear the policeman say,
    The other guy is drunk,
    and now I’m the one who will pay.
    I’m lying here dying, mom,
    I wish you’d get here soon.
    How could this happen to me?
    My life just burst like a balloon.
    There is blood all around me,
    and most of it is mine.
    I hear the medic say I’ll die in a short time.
    I just wanted to tell you, mom,
    I swear I didn’t drink.
    It was the others, mom.
    The others didn’t think.
    He was probably at the same party as I.
    The only difference is,
    he wasn't told as a kid,
    he drank and I will die.
    Why do people drink, mom?
    It can ruin your whole life.
    I’m feeling sharp pains now,
    pains just like a knife.
    The guy that hit me is walking,
    mom, I don’t think it is fair.
    I’m lying here dying, and all he can do is stare.
    Tell my brother not to cry,
    mom, tell daddy to be brave.
    And when I go to haven,
    put “daddy’s girl” on my grave.
    Someone should have told him,
    not to drink and drive.
    If only they had told him,
    I would still be alive.
    My breath is getting short,
    I’m becoming very scared.
    Please don’t cry for me, mom.
    When I need you, you were always there.
    I have one last question, mom, before I say good bye.
    I didn’t drink and drive, mom, so why am I the one to die?

  12. alexarae333 alexarae333
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 1:02am UTC
    were so
    fairytale
    it makes
    people sick.

  13. xxspo95xx xxspo95xx
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 1:03am UTC
    See that kid over there.
    Yupp thats me :) . I look happy... so outgoing and fun.
    But really deep deep down...
    I'm hiding.
    Im inside of myself curled up in a ball.
    I'm unhappy, im sad.
    It may seem to you like i'm another one of those kids whose parents love them...
    And i get what i want.
    But to be honest.
    Deep Down.
    Im the kid whose parents dont really care for.
    They fight,
    They accuse me of bad things.
    They do things on my myspace,facebook, and AIM...
    Just cause they dont trust me.
    They tell me they care..
    but when i try and tell them things..
    They dont even listen....
    So when they read this... i hope they know....
    I lie because you wont trust me even if i did tell you the truth.
    :(

  14. alexarae333 alexarae333
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 1:05am UTC
    best friends;;
    are hard to find
    because the very
    best one,
    is already mine!
    iloveyou korissarae <3

  15. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 1:06am UTC
    Whatcha say?
    That you only meant well
    Well of course you did
    Whatcha say?
    That it's all for the best
    Well, of course it is

  16. SunKiSSeD_xo SunKiSSeD_xo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 1:06am UTC
    i don’t w.i.s.h to be everything,
    to everyone;;*
    just something to someone♥

  17. alexarae333 alexarae333
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 1:07am UTC
    only fools
    fall in love;;
    i guess im
    one of them.

  18. xoxoannie xoxoannie
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 1:11am UTC
    Xx Hello My Hate xX

  19. KikiAlex624 KikiAlex624
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 1:15am UTC
    People always tell me,
    "Love the one your with"
    [[ but ]]
    (h.o.n.e.s.t.l.y)
    i'd rather be a thousand miles away from you,
    than two feet away from anyone else.
    <3
    i actually thought of this. on my ownn(:

  20. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2009 1:15am UTC
    If a guy compliments your shirt,
    He's really saying he likes the way your boobs look in that shirt
    If a guy compliments your pants,
    h e l i k e s y o u r a s s
    If he compliments ♥ y o u r s h o e s♥
    well hun, he's gay
    credit to whoever

:)

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