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Quotes added on Thursday, June 11 2009

  1. xolovexokk xolovexokk
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 12:02am UTC
    you always run off and ignore me and don't care because you know every time ill always be there when you come back

  2. beccamonsta12 beccamonsta12 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 12:03am UTC
    love is always
    the perfect gift

  3. gotchalk711 gotchalk711
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 12:04am UTC
    GYMNASTICS (:
    those girls you see doing what you wish you could do
    its so much more than glittler cute little leotards and flashy makeup
    we get yelled at for the slightest bent knee or the flexed foot or if we even
    be a girl and wear nailpolish...deductions
    we get 60 seconds to go to the batjroom cause our coaches are scared we might miss
    a set of pushupps or our six packs might fade.
    we cry? pshtt are you crazy more like get on the bar and do 20 chin upps
    what most people dont get about gymnasts are
    we are disaplined to the point where we wait to puke till we get home
    but its all worth it when all the boys say
    i think your the first girl i have ever seen on steroids
    they say this when i do a simple front flip off the diving boards
    it pathetic when i kick the kick ball over the fence and the guys "bunt"
    its because us gymnasts have no fear
    and for some reason i like being called
    crazy gymnastics freak
    cause deep down your just jealous
    rate high if your a gymnast

  4. xoDazzleKittyxo xoDazzleKittyxo
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 12:04am UTC
    &+ Why am i doing this?
    why am i making such a big mistake.
    Is this some kind of »silly« little game
    that is programmed into a girls brain
    before they are born? Why is it that
    every time a nice guy actually likes me,
    i totally forget their existence and focus
    all my time completely on this other boy
    that has no interest in me? Does that make
    :|: any sense at all? :|:

  5. beccamonsta12 beccamonsta12 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 12:05am UTC
    when two hearts race,
    both win

  6. DreAmLesS_NiGht DreAmLesS_NiGht
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 12:08am UTC
    My parents think
    WTF means
    Wow That Funny!
    (;

  7. dontcrybutterfly dontcrybutterfly
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 12:10am UTC
    sTiCkS aNd StOnEs WiLl BrEaK mY bOnEs
    BuT wOrDs WiLl MaKe Me FeEl Bad

  8. xolovexokk xolovexokk
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 12:11am UTC
    i dont think i would be alive if i didnt have my best friend.im not joking my best friend held me back because i almost walked into the street to get hit by a car

  9. gotchalk711 gotchalk711
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 12:13am UTC
    gymnastics
    a place where it's okay to
    pick your wedgie
    or talk about something other than boys
    or where i can say something with it not being
    folowed by "thats what she said"
    where im a threat to gravity
    and our motto is
    "train hard or go hime"
    rather than in everyday life where its about love
    where its okay to not wear makeup or
    have chalk everywhere
    and where your teammates are closer than your school
    friends will ever be
    where you get 60 sec to go to the bathroom
    but in the end it's all worth it when
    all the guys are jealous of your six pack or jealous of your
    skills off the diving boards or call you a beast
    and us gymnasts dont let people mess with us
    credit ^^
    rate high if your a gymnast**

  10. xoDazzleKittyxo xoDazzleKittyxo
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 12:17am UTC
    One Of The Best Benefits;;
    of being --»friends«--
    is being able to stand by
    him even though i love him.
    && I would rather love him
    and never let him know,
    then to have him hate me.

  11. baiiilz21 baiiilz21
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 12:17am UTC
    I'm going to tell a random story.
    I really don't like school. The lunch sucks. After lunch I have reading. I wonder if animals can read. That would be funny. Maybe even objects. Speaking of objects I saw a pink stapler today. I love pink, like Victoria's Secret Pink brand. That place is wonderful. I love their clothes. I saw a guy in there once. He was looking at underwear. Hehe. That reminds me, I saw a guy with a thong on at JC Penny's oncee. I think he was gay. I think the thong proved that. Just to let you know it was blue. Blue is one of my favorite colors. Did you know the sky is blue because of the reflection from the water. That's pretty cool. Cool means C-constipated O-overweighted O-out of style L-loser. Remember when we always used to say that? Hahah.
    Hope you liked my story :)

  12. xolovexokk xolovexokk
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 12:17am UTC
    one night i was supposed to go to a party with my brother. but my friend called me and asked me to go up north with her. i decided not to go to the party. my brother drove to the party. he got in a pretty bad accident. but he is a really good driver so he turned the car so the pole would hit the other side of the car. he walked away with only scrapes and bruises. the police said if anyone would have been sitting in the passengers seat there was no way in hell they would have survived......................................i would have been sitting in that seat.
    some things happen for a reason

  13. qvsoccerchick16 qvsoccerchick16
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 12:19am UTC
    GUYS: REASONING:
    StUpId They always go for the easy girls not matter how ugly they are
    What they don't realize is that the girl is a waste of time
    Lazy zzz They put not effort into who they date (they just go for the girls with charateristics)
    They don't try for the girls who are actually worth something
    Blind THEY DON"T SEE THAT WE ARE TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH THEM
    To them we are invisible
    *You can make it pretty but CREDIT!!!!!!

  14. asdfghjklGIRAFFE asdfghjklGIRAFFE
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 12:19am UTC
    Today my cell phone bill said my texts went $25 over...
    i have unlimited texting.

  15. gotchalk711 gotchalk711
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 12:20am UTC
    Procrastinators Unite!
    ...tommorow
    ^^credit to Brigantineox15^^

  16. randomxxcardss42xo randomxxcardss42xo
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 12:22am UTC
    who knows? maybe I do___xxx
    love you?

  17. xolovexokk xolovexokk
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 12:25am UTC
    SPOTLIGHT
    THE BEST THING YOU WILL EVER SEE RIGHT HERE!

  18. justgetbackupp justgetbackupp
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 12:27am UTC
    Think of me, think of me fondly,
    when we've said goodbye.
    Remember me once in a while -
    please promise me you'll try.
    When you find that, once again, you long
    to take your heart back and be free -
    if you ever find a moment,
    spare a thought for me
    We never said our love was evergreen,
    or as unchanging as the sea -
    but if you can still remember
    stop and think of me . . .
    Think of all the things
    we've shared and seen -
    don't think about the things
    which might have been . . .
    Think of me, think of me waking,
    silent and resigned.
    Imagine me, trying too hard
    to put you from my mind.
    Recall those days
    look back on all those times,
    think of the things we'll never do -
    there will never be a day,
    when I won't think of you . . .
    ~ Think of Me

  19. randomxxcardss42xo randomxxcardss42xo
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 12:28am UTC
    Summerdreamsrippedattheseams,
    But oh,those---->>summer nights

  20. iluvhimheluvsher iluvhimheluvsher
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2009 12:31am UTC
    i'm giving up.
    i don't want to fight with the facts anymore.
    i figured it out, he doesn't like me.
    he doesn't like me.
    i get it.
    the world hates me.
    i know he said he was my friend at first,
    but what happened?
    then she got to him.
    both of them.
    i can't even get a guy i've known for forever and my best friend t
    to like me.
    i know it's not her fault.
    i know it might get better,
    but i live in the now, the present,
    not the if and the how.
    i want to be like him,
    to not care, and baby, believe me,
    i'm getting to be
    that way
    sorry about the colors, just venting.
    raw material, go ahead and take it, take it like everyone's taken my everything.
    i have nothing left to give.
    iluvhimheluvsher.

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