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Quotes added on Monday, May 11 2009

  1. munchkin21197 munchkin21197
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 7:33am UTC
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your comuter is fast
    need to breath badly!!!!!

  2. munchkin21197 munchkin21197
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 7:35am UTC
    why do guys have too be so mean? Guys only think gurls are one chapter in a book,but to gurls....its the whole book=]

  3. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 7:40am UTC
    And Seriously
    what would we do without our best friends in the summer?
    who would we spray with water guns?
    who would we have those awesome slumber parties with?
    how else would we get into a private pool?
    who would help us pick out the cutest bathing suit?
    who would give us the money for Dell's Lemonade?
    Who Would Help Us Survive?

  4. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 7:53am UTC
    I Was Awake At Midnight
    thinking about us.
    that means you, me, and all of the other girls out there
    Look Girls, let's face it.
    Our lives are a mess
    And we don't have forever to fix our problems
    Get Over The Guy That Dumped You
    (you weren't gonna marry him anyways)
    Make up with your friend
    (you truly need each other)
    And
    Forget all of your enemies
    (they need to get a life)
    Because nothing lasts forever,
    and life doesn't have any exceptions
    Just Promise Me One Thing...
    Live Your Life To Its Fullest

  5. Erin_Loves_Him Erin_Loves_Him
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 8:13am UTC
    Walk into a church after going fishing,
    Walk up to a paster,
    Ask him,
    "Can god save this fish that swallowed my hook?"

  6. Erin_Loves_Him Erin_Loves_Him
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 8:22am UTC
    The guy that made *you* cry is not [worth] crying over,
    Because, the guy thats [worth] crying over wont make *you* cry.
    not mine, just my all time favorite quote.

  7. c_l_g_95 c_l_g_95
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 8:33am UTC
    Failed pick-up line #1
    Can I buy you a drink,
    or should I just give you
    the money?

  8. c_l_g_95 c_l_g_95
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 8:36am UTC
    It's the same old story.
    Boy finds girl,
    boy loses girl,
    girl finds boy,
    boy forgets girl,
    girl dies in a tragic blimp
    accident over the Orange
    Bowl on New Year's Day.
    -The Naked Gun

  9. c_l_g_95 c_l_g_95
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 8:38am UTC
    A single day goes by,
    We learn something new,
    Then our lives go on.
    - all mine

  10. c_l_g_95 c_l_g_95
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 8:40am UTC
    I thought that love was
    supposed to be a fairy tail
    with no ending. I was wrong.
    -All mine

  11. elmo87310 elmo87310
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 8:50am UTC
    When There's Something You Want...
    fight for it. dont give up no matter how hopeless it seems,
    even when you've lost hope, cause years from now you're
    gonna look back and wish you gave it one more shot.
    cause the best things in life Don't come easy.

  12. Super_Dezi Super_Dezi
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 8:54am UTC
    Erin!!!!!!
    The worm's going to eat you!!!!!!!
    Look out!!!!!
    the worm ate Erin.
    Erin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Her funeral was Saturday Morning on May 10, 2009

  13. elmo87310 elmo87310
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 9:01am UTC
    I want someone who just
    wants to be near me. To
    whisper in my ear. To hold
    my hand.To put my hair back
    behind my ear when it falls in
    front. To wrap me in his arms
    and tell me that he loves me.

  14. jandizzler10 jandizzler10
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 9:02am UTC
    One Day You'll Understand;
    why I cry all these tears,
    and why i'm brokenhearted,
    and why i'm madly in love with you;
    One Day You'll See;
    why I'm not the same person anymore.

  15. XOXO_LUNA_XOXO XOXO_LUNA_XOXO
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 9:04am UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. Rannill Rannill
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 9:08am UTC
    Taylor: Hey! im only number 7 on your friends list!
    Randy: So,
    Taylor: Whitney`s ahead of me!
    Randy: Yea but whitney is much bigger than me and can kill me. You cant.
    Taylor: Thats true...
    Randy: Your just lucky that I put on my friends list. By all the pokes you give me everyday.
    ( Taylor poke like 50 times a day :) )
    I thought it was funny IDC if you do IM JUST BORED!!!

  17. KiNgCraiG KiNgCraiG
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 9:09am UTC
    Love is not a feeling its a chose

  18. qhettObarbiie420 qhettObarbiie420
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 9:10am UTC
    I love hockey players ;
    they know how to control their stick(:
    all miiiine .

  19. Rannill Rannill
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 9:14am UTC
    AW YOU FOUND ME!!!!
    I was hiding!
    =-)

  20. xohDreamerrxoh xohDreamerrxoh
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 9:15am UTC
    don't you just hate it;
    when you tell your friend you like this guy.
    then SHE starts liking him.
    and he liked HER in the first place.
    and you're left alone.

:)

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