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Super_Dezi

1. Super_Dezi
   posted a quote
   June 10, 2009 9:02am UTC
   If life treated us the way we wanted, the world would be a very, very....I don't know what it would be.
   
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2. Super_Dezi
   posted a quote
   June 2, 2009 8:54am UTC
   Life
   Life is a big deal,
   You come and go places,
   People come to you and leave you,
   But the number 1 idea of life is to make sure you can handle the hard times.
   That dream guy you were dreaming about,
   He's real,
   But he isn't what you think,
   That day he saw you and hurt you,
   That's when you realized,
   Looks are deceiving.
   This is one of life's obstacles that you could've survived if you didn't cry.
   Life's hard,
   Stick through it.
   
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3. Super_Dezi
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   May 28, 2009 9:05am UTC
   My friends and I were at this convention thing for school,there were only six of us and a whole bunch of other schools there.
   There was this hot guy there and I said to Erin, "Did you see that hot guys butt?"
   Carter and Erin are like, "Dez!"
   I'm like," What?"
   hot guy goes by.
   Erin, " Your right Dez!"
   Me, "I didn't mean it literally!"
   
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4. Super_Dezi
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   May 28, 2009 8:55am UTC
   What if someone gave you lemons?
   
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5. Super_Dezi
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   May 14, 2009 8:43am UTC
   My friends are the weirdest but most amazing friends EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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6. Super_Dezi
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   May 13, 2009 12:49pm UTC
   The Winnie the Pooh Exercise Song!!!
   Up, Down, Touch the ground,
   Puts me in the mood,
   *taste taste*
   uhhhppppp.
   For food.
   I am short fat and proud of that .
   When I exercise it puts me in the mood...
   *taste taste*
   for food.
   
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7. Super_Dezi
   posted a quote
   May 13, 2009 9:09am UTC
   Are we crazy?
   Plz answer.
   
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8. Super_Dezi
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   May 11, 2009 10:25am UTC
   If you catch a fish,
   and you kill it,
   then walk into a church during service,
   act like your crying,
   say: Save this fish! Bring it alive once again!!!!!!!!
   Everybody will look at you funny but don't mind them,
   just ask the paster if he can bring the fish back to life.
   
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9. Super_Dezi
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   May 11, 2009 9:16am UTC
   I love a guy but I don't even think he knows it.
   
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10. Super_Dezi
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2009 8:54am UTC
    Erin!!!!!!
    The worm's going to eat you!!!!!!!
    Look out!!!!!
    the worm ate Erin.
    Erin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Her funeral was Saturday Morning on May 10, 2009
    
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11. Super_Dezi
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2009 8:44am UTC
    Don't you hate it when guys don't admit that they like you?
    'Cause I know I do, but one guy had the guts to admit to me that he likes me and I
    really like that.
    
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12. Super_Dezi
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2009 8:23am UTC
    Love is powerful
    ...
    So Don't Mess Around With It!
    
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13. Super_Dezi
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    April 15, 2009 10:33am UTC
    Randy was walking one fantastical day and said that he wished he could have a giant pizza.
    The next day, He found a giant pizza that said 'Randy's, DO NOT TOUCH',
    so he ate it and then all of a sudden,
    it came alive and said that he was invited for supper and then,
    ..................
    The pizza ate Randy!
    
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14. Super_Dezi
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2009 8:34am UTC
    Girl: Why Can't I be Normal?!
    Dude: Because your not normal!
    Girl: Well that makes me feel much better!
    Dude: Sarcasm is a foreign language to you isn't it?
    Girl: .............
    Dude: Uhhh...
    Girl: I guess....
    
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15. Super_Dezi
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2009 10:38am UTC
    People say that I'm weird,
    retarded or stupid but I don't care,
    that's me and only me.
    If I weren't me I would die.
    
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16. Super_Dezi
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    April 13, 2009 8:32am UTC
    One fabulistic day Brittany was taking a walk,
    Up from the bushes came an evil door knob.
    It started laughing evilly, then it said "I've got ya now!"
    and started laughing again.
    Then he opened his mouth wide and swallowed her, then spit her bones out.
    
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17. Super_Dezi
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    April 10, 2009 11:44am UTC
    Deanna was crossing the road,
    and along came this tank,
    and ran her over,
    all of a sudden she woke up in the Bermuda Triangle,
    she was on a ship,
    and she was getting huddled over by aliens,
    and they said that they were going to cook her and eat her for dinner which was in 1minute.
    She started to freak out and then they ate her!
    Muahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    
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18. Super_Dezi
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2009 9:15am UTC
    If I got a belly button ring,
    my mom would go through the roof,
    have kittens in the sky,
    ground me,
    kill me,
    turn into an ogre,
    and yell so loud that I become deaf.
    
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19. Super_Dezi
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2009 9:00am UTC
    Peter Cottontail hoppin' down the bunny trail, with fang teeth hanging out,........
    hippity hoppity.........sniff sniff........chomp chomp........good bye little kiddy...
    CHOMP!!!!!!!!!
    
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20. Super_Dezi
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2009 8:46am UTC
    One Christmas night,
    when Santa came to my house,
    Rudolph slipped off of the roof,
    and got strangled by the lead,
    I ran outside to find him hanging,
    and then he began talking and said that he was going to eat me,
    so I ran and hid under my bed.
    He came after and swallowed me whole.
    My funeral was on December 31, 2009
    
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