Happy Valentine's Day!
Everyone's like "Boo hoo another year where nobody loves me,"
You know what? I love myself.
I get to buy myself all the clearance chocolates tomorrow,
Wear my purple skinny jeans to the basketball game, not caring if any guy thinks i look weird,
Blast my favorite music,
AND flirt with all of the cute single guys.
How's THAT for a Happy Valentine's Day?