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hisgoldeneyes_1901
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 1:50pm UTC

I ran 25 miles everyday
this summer.
25 miles is my tumblr blog.

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hisgoldeneyes_1901
posted a quote
July 30, 2012 8:45am UTC

Plot Twist: We actually use our witty user id's.

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hisgoldeneyes_1901
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July 19, 2012 8:18pm UTC

You know the best place to hide a
dead body?
The second page of Google?
The second page of Youtube?
The first page of Bing.

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hisgoldeneyes_1901
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July 17, 2012 7:40pm UTC

"Have you ever felt like you were that friend who was second best? That you will never get the guy you like? That it got to the point where you just didn't care? Where something so stupid just makes you feel like crying? That you weren't good enough? That you just didn't know anymore? That you don't know what you should be doing? Those moments you feel so low. Where you just want to punch something. Have you ever felt that way?

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July 13, 2012 12:41pm UTC

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Normal People: Will you marry me?
Ed Sheeran: See I could do without a tan on my left hand, where my fourth finger meets my knuckle.
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hisgoldeneyes_1901
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July 2, 2012 3:07pm UTC

Seriously, I don't care how much you like them, there is absolutely no need to comment on every single quote there is about not liking One Direction. I love them to death and I scroll through quotes hating on them too. But guess what? IDGAF and I keep scrolling. Because I'm not going to waste my time yelling at someone for having a different opinion.
format by neversaynever16
follow for a follow :)

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hisgoldeneyes_1901
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 6:12pm UTC

So many people
use YOLO as an excuse to do harmful or stupid things.
I am going to start using it to for the opposite.
1. I won't gossip because YOLO.
2. I'll eat healthier because YOLO.
3. I'll stand up for someone getting picked on because YOLO.
4. I'll spend time with my family because YOLO.
5. I'll be kind to people because YOLO.
6. I won't get drunk because YOLO.
7. I won't get pregnant because YOLO.
8. I'll get good grades because YOLO.
9. I'll spend time doing what I love because YOLO.
10. I won't committ suicide because YOLO.
The live we're living now isn't a dress rehearsal. We only get one shot. Let's make every second worth it.

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hisgoldeneyes_1901
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 2:13pm UTC

Friend 1: Omg my boyfriend sent me the cutest message ever about how much he loves me!
Friend 2: Omg the guy I like sent me a message about how beautiful he thinks I am!
Me: Omg One Direction followed me on twitter!!!!!!

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hisgoldeneyes_1901
posted a quote
May 22, 2012 5:04pm UTC

What Youtube should have told me before I clicked on What Makes You Beautiful....
Warning
You are about to listen to a song by 5 boys who will take over your life, make you cry, make you pee your pants, and kill you with their overall perfection. Do you wish to continue?
Yes.
No.

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hisgoldeneyes_1901
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May 19, 2012 7:40pm UTC

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hisgoldeneyes_1901
posted a quote
May 17, 2012 4:15pm UTC

format credit to: jayciecutie01
Mom:
Why is your room always so messy?!
Me:
So if a murderer breaks in and tries to kill me, he'll trip over something on my floor and die.

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hisgoldeneyes_1901
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Harry: What is your favorite line? Niall?
Niall: I don't have one.
Liam: Wow, that's a great one Niall.
Harry: Okay, Liam?
Liam: I don't have one either...

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hisgoldeneyes_1901
posted a quote
April 25, 2012 3:13pm UTC

The doctors told my mom that I had no chance of living when I was born...
Today is my
17th birthday.
I know there was an all powerful God watching out for me that day and every day ever since. And there isn't anybody who can make me believe otherwise.

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hisgoldeneyes_1901
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 3:55pm UTC

"And remember people, you may not be plastic, but you are fantastic.
Never forget that."
- Louis Tomlinson♥
format credit to OneDirection

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hisgoldeneyes_1901
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April 10, 2012 9:14pm UTC

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hisgoldeneyes_1901
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 7:58pm UTC

Listen, some people on Witty are sick of One Direction quotes and whatever, but you guys have to understand that this site is for people to write and vent and post quotes about whatever they want. Whatever makes them feel better, or happy. If people post One Direction quotes, that's their choice. They can't help if people favorite and they become top quotes. There's nothing you can do about people liking One Direction, or the Hunger Games, or anything popular.
DON'T REMOVE CREDIT PLEASE!!!!!!! Format by kclove5 ©

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hisgoldeneyes_1901
posted a quote
April 1, 2012 6:31pm UTC

-----------♥-----------
This is for all the girls and boys all over
the world; whatever you've been told,
you're worth more than gold.
-----------♥-----------

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hisgoldeneyes_1901
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 12:29pm UTC

Oh, you're an atheist?
Please, continue arguing with me for hours about the bible you've never read.

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hisgoldeneyes_1901
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 12:09pm UTC

Oh, you figured out You Only Live Once?
Please, tell me more about your scientific discoveries.

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hisgoldeneyes_1901
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 12:08pm UTC

Oh, you're the customer?
Please, tell me more about how I should do my job.

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