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Quotes added on Tuesday, December 16 2008

  1. ROYALE_PRINCESS ROYALE_PRINCESS
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 12:01am UTC
    What does Micheal Jacoson and WalMart have in common?.. .. . . .
    They both have junior pants half off!
    HEHE HAHA HHAHAHHWA srry but i found it quite funny cuz this is tttotaly believable but i still like MJ's music<3 he made histroy but anyways LOL it out RATE IT UP =)

  2. atxQTxoxo atxQTxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 12:06am UTC
    Derick:
    I guess we are the left-overs in this world.
    Lily:
    I think so...all of my friends have boyfriends, and we are the only the 2 people left in this world without any special person in our lives.
    Derick:
    Yup, I don't know what to do.
    Lily:
    I know! We'll play a game.
    Derick:
    What game?
    Lily:
    I'll be your girlfriend for 30 days
    and you will be my boyfriend.
    Derick:
    That's a great plan, in fact, I don't have anything to do
    much for the following few weeks.
    DAY 1:
    They watch their first movie
    and they both are touched by the romantic film.
    DAY 4:
    They went go to the beach and have a picnic. Derick and Lily have their quality time together.
    DAY 12:
    Derick invited Lily to a circus and they ride through a Horror House.
    Lily was scared and she thought she touched Derick's hand but she actually touched someone else's hand they both laughed.
    DAY 15:
    They saw a fortune teller down the road, and they asked for their future advice.
    The fortune teller said:
    "My darlings, please don't waste the time of your life, spend the rest of your time together, happily." Then tears flowed out from the teller's eyes.
    DAY 20:
    Lily invited Derick to go to the hill
    and they saw a meteor; Lily mumbled something.
    DAY 28:
    They sat on the bus, and because of a bumpy road Lily gave her first kiss to Derick by accident.
    DAY 29:
    11:37 pm:
    Lily and Derick sat in the park where they first decided to play this game.
    Derick:
    I'm tired Lily...Do you want anything to drink? I'll buy you one...I'll just go down the road.
    Lily:
    An Apple Juice, that's all. Thank you.
    Derick:
    Wait for me.
    20 minutes later
    A stranger approached Lily
    Stranger:
    Are you a friend of Derick?
    Lily:
    Yes, why? What happened?
    Stranger:
    A reckless drunk driver ran over Derick, and he is in critical condition in the hospital.
    11:57 pm:
    The doctor walked out of the emergency room; he handed Lily an apple juice and a letter.
    Doctor:
    We found this in Derick's pocket.
    Lily reads the letter and it says:
    Lily, These past few weeks, I realized you are a really cute girl, and I am really falling for you-your cherished smile, your everything when we played this game. Before this game ends, I would like you to be my girlfriend for the rest of my life.
    I love you, Lily.
    Lily crumpled up the paper and shouted:
    "Derick! I don't want you to die-
    I love you; remember that night when we saw a meteor and I mumbled something. I mumbled that I wish we would be together forever and that we would never have to end this game. Please don't leave me Derick .. I love you! You can't do this to me!"
    Then the clock strikes 12...
    Derick's heart stopped pumping...
    It was the 30th day.
    =(

  3. xofreestyler08ox xofreestyler08ox
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 12:08am UTC
    He said the way my blue eyes shined
    put those Georgia stars to shame that night
    I said: "That's a lie."

  4. xofreestyler08ox xofreestyler08ox
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 12:16am UTC
    But when you think Tim McGraw
    I hope you think my favorite song
    The one we danced to all night long
    The moon like a spotlight on the lake
    When you think happiness
    I hope you think that little black dress
    Think of my head on your chest
    And my old faded blue jeans
    When you think Tim McGraw
    I hope you think of me

  5. cheerluva311 cheerluva311
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 12:17am UTC
    Gerry Kennedy:[holding Holly by the shoulders] What do you want? I know what I want, cause I'm holding it in my hands. You
    - P.S. I Love You

  6. xofreestyler08ox xofreestyler08ox
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 12:19am UTC
    Because these things will change
    Can you feel it now?
    These walls that they put up
    To hold us back
    Will fall down

  7. Nightshade1918 Nightshade1918
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 12:20am UTC
    "If you live to be 100 years old, then I hope I live to be 100 years old minus one day. That way I never have to live a day without you."
    ~ Winnie the Pooh

  8. bittersweetxhugs bittersweetxhugs
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 12:23am UTC
    you deserve so much more,
    then that boy gives you.
    drop him && run,
    he's not worth the pain
    but then,
    who is?
    *pats self on back* lol. im very proud my myself because
    i made up this quote and the colors ( okay the colors arent that great...;) )

  9. xofreestyler08ox xofreestyler08ox
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 12:35am UTC
    Cause When Youre Fifteen
    And Somebody Tells You They Love You
    Youre Gonna Believe Them
    When Youre Fifteen And Your First Kiss
    Makes Your Head Spin Around But
    In Your Life Youll Do Things Greater Than
    Dating The Boy On The Football Team
    But I Didn't Know It At Fifteen

  10. xofreestyler08ox xofreestyler08ox
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 12:38am UTC
    Think of all the fun I've missed
    Think of all the boys I haven't kissed
    Next year I could be just as good
    If you check off my Christmas list

  11. Nightshade1918 Nightshade1918
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 12:43am UTC
    I love you
    I love you
    I love you
    I love you
    I love you
    I love you
    I love you
    I love you
    I love you
    I love you
    I love you
    ... but love fades ...

  12. thegirl1993 thegirl1993
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 1:06am UTC
    im so addicted to your love
    so please never leave my side

  13. xofreestyler08ox xofreestyler08ox
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 1:30am UTC
    Just Wondering #1:
    I wonder how Gordo from Lizzy Maguire looks now

  14. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 1:49am UTC
    I havn't stopped loving you
    I've just learnt to live without you
    <3

  15. hottchik101 hottchik101
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 3:03am UTC
    everytime i close my eyes
    i see him
    and i imagine all the good things that cud happen
    like him actually tlking to me .
    then i pray to god for that to come tru
    i go to school all happy with my hopes up
    every1 asks wat happened why are u soo happy
    and i just say dunno
    then at the end of school i go home crying because my
    hopes fell
    WHY CANT MY DREAMS COME TRU
    ily brett 4 lyf

  16. funkyfunkyfresh funkyfunkyfresh
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 3:53am UTC
    “I love the way you love,
    but I hate the way I'm supposed to love you back”
    thinkexist

  17. confused_x confused_x
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 4:14am UTC
    Don't Eat Yellow Snow

  18. confused_x confused_x
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 4:17am UTC
    When you're parents tell you to get up early and say
    "The early bird catches the worm"
    say
    "Yes but the second mouse gets the cheese"
    Now, you can't argue with that, :)

  19. midnightscreams midnightscreams
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 4:41am UTC
    lift me up
    then tear me down
    so close that i can feel you b r e a t h e..
    yet so ------> far away i can hardly see
    the truth hiding behind your eyes
    as i sit and i wonder..
    what do you have instore for me this time?
    you say you love me
    is that all fake?
    I can h.a`r-d/l.y decipher the lies from your lips.
    in the darkest pieces of my heart..
    I will never fall again
    from words left u n s p o k e n..
    -too be continued..
    + or -

  20. iloveyou07 iloveyou07
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2008 6:41am UTC
    Christmas Countdown: 9 Days

:)

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