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Quotes added on Sunday, December 14 2008

  1. livinglovinglaughing livinglovinglaughing
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 1:58am UTC
    ♥ Do i have to spell it out for you
    or scream it in your face?
    The chemistry between us could destroy this place.

  2. xosmjdeliciousxo xosmjdeliciousxo
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 1:59am UTC
    What do you do when...
    Your at a friends house and you wake up during the middle of the night, but everybody is sleeping, and you have to pee?
    Start shaking your friend, frantically whispering, " there's a man outside your window!!" then after they're up and you guys settle down, go to the bathroom.

  3. xosmjdeliciousxo xosmjdeliciousxo
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 2:12am UTC
    L L L OOOO V V EEEE
    LLLL O O V V E
    LLLL O O V V EEE
    LLLL O O V V E
    LLLL OOOO V EEEE
    LLLLLLLL
    I I I I I
    I I I I I
    I I I I I
    I I I I I
    F F F F F
    F
    FFF
    F
    F
    EEEE
    E
    EEE
    E
    EEEE

  4. xosmjdeliciousxo xosmjdeliciousxo
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 2:15am UTC
    What do you do when...
    People are being mean to you?
    Start crouching down, pulling your lips back, and hissing. If they ask what your doing say, " I'm a vampire, and i bite ! "

  5. XmhmmLizzyxx XmhmmLizzyxx
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 2:18am UTC
    Girl-Call me
    Boy-Stalk you
    [[~Stick It~]]

  6. xosmjdeliciousxo xosmjdeliciousxo
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 2:20am UTC
    What do you do when...
    someone asks you " what do you want for chirstmas?"? you simply reply, " im debating on Emmett Cullen or Dominik the Donkey.."

  7. xosmjdeliciousxo xosmjdeliciousxo
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 2:25am UTC
    What do you do when...
    Your watching a scary move with your friends and everybody is scared but you?
    Pretend your about to almost have a laugh attack, because watching your friends freak out is hilarious!!!

  8. XxLoveForeverLostxX XxLoveForeverLostxX
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 2:53am UTC
    He gave up on you a while ago
    but you just f a i l e d
    to look into a mirror & realize it

  9. x12152OO7x x12152OO7x
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 2:59am UTC
    On lonely nights I start to. . .
    f a d e.

  10. iSmilex3 iSmilex3
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 3:04am UTC
    Mr. Photographer, I'm ready for my closeup. (;

  11. iSmilex3 iSmilex3
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 3:09am UTC
    J u s t l i k e a c i r c u s .
    `Uh uh, uh-huh. * * *

  12. iSmilex3 iSmilex3
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 3:12am UTC
    Doing drugs isn't glamourous;;
    </3______>it's dangerous.

  13. iSmilex3 iSmilex3
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 3:31am UTC
    &+ the tears poured from her eyes,
    `like an unstoppable flood,
    what did she do to deserve this?
    what did she do to deserve you?

  14. atxQTxoxo atxQTxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 3:59am UTC
    DiDY00hKn0W?
    The only time success comes before work is in the
    [[dictionary]]

  15. atxQTxoxo atxQTxoxo
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 4:09am UTC
    I am [Thankful]
    FOR THE WIFE
    WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,
    BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME,
    AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.
    FOR THE HUSBAND
    WHO IS ON THE SOFA
    BEING A COUCH POTATO,
    BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME
    AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.
    FOR THE TEENAGER
    WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES
    BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,
    NOT ON THE STREETS.
    FOR THE TAXES I PAY
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I AM EMPLOYED.
    FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN AFTER A PARTY
    BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE
    BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.
    FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUG
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.
    FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORK
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE
    FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING,
    WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,
    AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING
    BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.
    FOR ALL THE COMPLAINING
    I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH..
    FOR THE PARKING SPOT
    I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT
    BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING
    AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION.
    FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I AM WARM.
    FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCH
    WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I CAN HEAR.
    FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONING
    BECAUSE IT MEANS
    I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.
    FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES
    AT THE END OF THE DAY
    BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN
    CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.
    FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFF
    IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS
    BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM
    [[ ALIVE]]

  16. usernamex usernamex
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 4:40am UTC
    be honest who breaks out singing hannah montana songs ?

  17. usernamex usernamex
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 4:59am UTC
    Be Honest Who Comes On Here To Find A Quote For Their :
    Myspace, Facebook, AIM, Bebo, Msn and EVERYTHING ELSE !

  18. x_EmoChick_x x_EmoChick_x
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 5:02am UTC
    I'm busy.
    Your ugly.
    Have a nice day.

  19. PiinkPopcorn PiinkPopcorn
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 7:02am UTC
    Whoever sais
    they don't have an imaginary
    boyfriend
    obviously haven't read
    Twilight.

  20. PiinkPopcorn PiinkPopcorn
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2008 7:04am UTC
    Penguins, lovley.
    - Edward Cullen

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