Quotes added on Monday, February 25 2008

caylarose2011
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February 25, 2008 5:50pm UTC

it shouldnt matter that shes hotter or more athletic! it should matter that she hurt it and she lied! it should matter that i care more but no its all about looks with you! you couldnt care less if you hurt me or me at all for that matter but for some reason all i care about anymore is you.... </3

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kevinluver94XoX
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February 25, 2008 5:55pm UTC

A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:
"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"
this was from comedy centrals website...not me at all..

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kevinluver94XoX
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February 25, 2008 5:57pm UTC

Never play leap frog with a unicorn----unless you like pain in the but.

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softballchick22
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February 25, 2008 6:18pm UTC

i guess i didn't get the memo-
since when did best friends forever change to
best friends until i find someone better </3

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Dancerslovehim123
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February 25, 2008 7:29pm UTC

so i guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons
and maybe we'll never know most of them.

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Dancerslovehim123
posted a quote
February 25, 2008 7:30pm UTC

hands down your they best thing thats happened to me
yet.

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Dancerslovehim123
posted a quote
February 25, 2008 7:32pm UTC

we're all a little weird
and life's a little weird,
and when we find someone
Whose weirdness is compatible with ours,
We join up with them,
and fall in mutual weirdness,
and call it love ♥

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Dancerslovehim123
posted a quote
February 25, 2008 7:33pm UTC

she talks about you like
you put the stars in the sky.

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Dchick22
posted a quote
February 25, 2008 8:12pm UTC

I'm holding on,
I'm barely breathing,
A broken heart,
Thats barely beating....

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