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kevinluver94XoX

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kevinluver94XoX
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July 21, 2008 6:37am UTC
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February 25, 2008 5:57pm UTC
Never play leap frog with a unicorn----unless you like pain in the but.

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February 25, 2008 5:55pm UTC
A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs. He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:
"No, you can't have those! They're for the funeral!"
this was from comedy centrals website...not me at all..

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kevinluver94XoX
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May 16, 2007 1:37pm UTC
Nature's calling and I'm responding!

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