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Quotes added on Friday, April 6 2007

  1. thebombbx3 thebombbx3
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 3:45pm UTC
    if they could love like
    you and me,
    imagine what the world
    could be
    nickelback

  2. thebombbx3 thebombbx3
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 4:16pm UTC
    you say cheerleading's not a sport, eh?
    you say the real athlete's are on the court.
    well, we'd like to see you try and execute the perfect toe-touch. or do a perfect straddle split, and still have a smile on your face. or how about, instead of throwing a basketball, throw a basket toss 20 feet in the air...and catch it.
    oh, and by the way, we can wear short skirts&&shake our butts, and get away with it :D

  3. thebombbx3 thebombbx3
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 4:16pm UTC
    you say cheerleading's not a sport, eh?
    you say the real athlete's are on the court.
    well, we'd like to see you try and execute the perfect toe-touch. or do a perfect straddle split, and still have a smile on your face. or how about, instead of throwing a basketball, throw a basket toss 20 feet in the air...and catch it.
    oh, and by the way, we can wear short skirts&&shake our butts, and get away with it :D

  4. thebombbx3 thebombbx3
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 4:17pm UTC
    you say cheerleading's not a sport, eh?
    you say the real athlete's are on the court.
    well, we'd like to see you try and execute the perfect toe-touch. or do a perfect split, and still have a smile on your face. or how about, instead of throwing a basketball, throw a basket toss 20 feet in the air...and catch it.
    oh, and by the way, we can wear short skirts&&shake our butts, and get away with it :D

  5. tay__xoxo tay__xoxo
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 4:52pm UTC
    YOU`RE SO DUMB YOU
    a)Tripped over a cordless phone
    b)Threw a rock at the ground and missed
    c)Got hit by a parked car and
    d)Instant Messeged me when I was away

  6. tay__xoxo tay__xoxo
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 4:53pm UTC
    she's done dropping hints.
    try & figure it out yourself,
    pretty boy.

  7. tay__xoxo tay__xoxo
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 4:53pm UTC
    i see your screen-name pop up. i don`t want to
    iM you right away. i don`t want to seem desperate.
    i wait a few minutes, but after a while, i lose the
    courage. i need to talk to you. please, do me a
    favor. IM me first..

  8. tay__xoxo tay__xoxo
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 4:54pm UTC
    They all say, look at her... she hates him. He should stop following her around and come back to the real world, but you know what they don't know, and only you and i do? I LOVE YOU and nothing can change it. <3

  9. tay__xoxo tay__xoxo
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 4:54pm UTC
    For all of the people who talk about me and think its affecting me..It's alright..I just sit back and think to myself..[[damnnn i've got myself a fanclub]]

  10. x3xDo0rsxDownx x3xDo0rsxDownx
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 5:03pm UTC
    life takes your dreams , `and turns them
    upside down; friends talk about you when
    you're not around . people make promises
    they just can't keep , and I've come to
    realize - ` talk is cheap . too often we
    don't realize what we have until its
    gone - too often we wait to long to say
    " Sorry. I was wrong " sometimes it
    seems we hurt the` ones we hold closest
    to our hearts & we allow foolish things
    to tear our l i v e s apart .

  11. STANDxOUT STANDxOUT
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 6:14pm UTC
    Lauren--You truly are a princess on your birthday.
    Heidi--It's a rule. . . dispit what anyone thinks. ©
    --the hills

  12. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 6:32pm UTC
    These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
    On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
    On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
    On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
    On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
    On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
    On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
    On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
    On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
    On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
    On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
    On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
    On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
    On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
    On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
    thought it was funny =]

  13. xoTheNiceGirlox xoTheNiceGirlox
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 7:01pm UTC
    everyone's saying goodbye already but i refuse to, it's not over yet. so live it up and when the end comes i'll say goodbye and i love you until i see you again.
    dedicated [your class in my case '07]

  14. Hannah_Rodriguez Hannah_Rodriguez
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 7:41pm UTC
    I Dont Hate Him
    I Loved Him Untill I Figured Out
    That It Hurts Alot Less Just to
    Not Care

  15. put0nurGRRface put0nurGRRface
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 7:56pm UTC
    Hey my name's (NAME HERE)
    and i'm fricken in love with you

  16. emeraldcheer emeraldcheer
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 8:11pm UTC
    Theres a point in your life when you know who stays forever and whos just around for a while. People change,but so do you.Sometimes for the best and sometimes for the worst.Bad things happen, to everyone. Youre not in it alone.People lie, and some people just dont care how you feel.Your heart beats, no matter how much pain youre in.Everything will be okay, eventually. There are always people in your life that just make your day,no matter the miles.Dont tell me its easy because its not- but it is worth it, Id rather stay in touch with the people I love;than just drop it and forget about it.You forgive;but never forget & you certanly dont forget about the ones you love.It doesnt work like that. Give it all youve got,and live your life to the fullest. People would kill to be you, have what you have, someone always has it worse than you, but that doesnt mean your pain doesnt count

  17. emeraldcheer emeraldcheer
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 8:18pm UTC
    your my girl to the fullest-
    if your shootin up the place im bringing the bullets*

  18. emeraldcheer emeraldcheer
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 8:18pm UTC
    im not a pLayer i just cRush aLott

  19. emeraldcheer emeraldcheer
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 8:20pm UTC
    he's just a guy at school, but he's so much more than that...I look forward to seeing him, talking to him, being with him...I think about him when we're not together and wonder what he's doing...this isn't like me, and I don't even care.

  20. emeraldcheer emeraldcheer
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 8:20pm UTC
    I imagined a guy and a girl standing on the beach...on a mountain...in a crowded room- no longer alone...but together. I imagined the feel of his lips on mine. I have imagined how safe I would feel in his arms. I don't understand it- I don't want to...But i know it's real and powerful and wonderful...I'm not sure what to do with these feelings- I've never felt like this before...but i want to be with him...<

:)

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