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MikeyisHot67

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[i love sweatervests.] [BeatBoxing Babe] [RIP Charlie Pace] uhm, so i met blake lewis and Chris Richardson at the American Idols Live Concert and i made a total dork out of myself. but i got a picture! BLAKE IS SOOOOO MUCH HOTTER IN PERSON! LOVE THEM BOTH!! ~xoxo Kaity
  1. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2007 11:05am UTC
    I'm at that place where you have to sit in a room basically all day and stare at people you dont like and there is nothing to do. No, not jail. School.

  2. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2007 9:05am UTC
    OrganizEd ChaoS
    editz

  3. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2007 9:04am UTC
    times square can't shine as bright as you
    i swear its true
    editz

  4. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2007 9:04am UTC
    Wanting you to be wanting me.
    No that ain't no way to be
    How I feel, read my lips
    Because I'm so over (I'm so)
    Moving on, it's my time
    You never were a friend of mine
    Hurt at first, a little bit
    But now I'm so over
    I'm So Over It
    editz

  5. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2007 1:36pm UTC
    When the sun shine we'll shine together
    Told you I'll be here forever
    Said I'll always be your friend
    Took an oath, I'mma stick it out 'til the end
    Now that it's raining more then ever know that we'll still have each other
    You can stand under my umbrella
    Rihanna ft. Jay-Z
    Umbrella
    Good Girl Gone Bad

  6. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2007 5:23pm UTC
    I, I who have nothing
    I, I who have no one
    Adore you and want you so
    I'm just a no one, with nothing to give you but oh
    I love you
    You, you buy her diamonds
    Bright, sparkling diamonds
    But believe me, dear, when I say
    That she can give you the world
    But she'll never love you the way
    I love you
    She can take you any place she wants
    To fancy clubs and restaurants
    Where I can only watch you with
    My nose pressed up against the window pane
    I, I who have nothing
    I, I who have no one
    Must watch you, go dancing by
    Wrapped in the arms of somebody else
    Darling it is I
    Who loves you
    Jordin Sparks- Love This!!

  7. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2007 12:49pm UTC
    aaBestFrienda
    is a girl you can call in the middle of the dead
    night and tell her you killed someone and she
    would say "where should we hide the body?"--
    [editzz]

  8. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2007 6:32pm UTC
    These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...
    On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
    On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)
    On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)
    On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)
    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
    On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
    On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)
    On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)
    On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
    On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)
    On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)
    On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)
    On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
    On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
    On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
    thought it was funny =]

  9. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2007 2:18pm UTC
    I WANT A GIRAFFE©
    THAT RAWRS LIKE A DINOSAUR=]

  10. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2007 2:18pm UTC
    ©© when life gives you lemons,make orange juice;;
    && then sit back and watch the world
    wonder how you pulled it off :]

  11. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2007 2:00pm UTC
    "I know how many calories are in a cupcake... and a flower... and splenda... and pizza... and chinese food... and fruit roll ups."
    -Devon (thiscityisdead)((youtube))

  12. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2007 1:59pm UTC
    promises mean everything
    but once they are broken
    sorry means nothing__

  13. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2007 1:58pm UTC
    a© its like half of me
    really wants to be with him, when
    the other half wants to be over him

  14. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2007 1:58pm UTC
    love? sorry i dont believe in it. why you ask? because when i did, all i got was a bRoKeN hEaRt

  15. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2007 1:57pm UTC
    As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken, probably more than once, and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend, and lose friends you thought you would always have. You'll blame a new love for things that an old one did. You'll cry because time is passing so fast, and you'll eventually lose somebody that you thought you couldn't live without . So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend angry or upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back. . .

  16. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2007 1:57pm UTC
    everyone promises they care;;
    until someone better comes along.

  17. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2007 1:57pm UTC
    && Without these blonde moments
    life would be so dull.

  18. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2007 1:56pm UTC
    Just©Live
    AND D0 WHAT MAKES Y0U HAPPY
    BE WITH THOSE WHO MAKE YOU SMILE
    && LAUGH AS MUCH AS YOU BREATH

  19. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2007 1:56pm UTC
    Shutup, sitdown, eat a cookie
    you'll feel better =]

  20. MikeyisHot67 MikeyisHot67
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2007 1:56pm UTC
    when i get married -- she'll be my maid of honor
    when i have a baby -- she'll be the god mother
    this girl is more than my bestfriend
    -- shes my other half --

:)

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