Quotes added on Sunday, July 18 2004

xOxOPiNkwUvErOxOx
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July 18, 2004 7:14am UTC

JuSt LiKe BrItTnEy..
EvEyTiMe i TrY to FlY
i FaLl WiThOUT mY wInGs
i FeEl sO sMaLl
i GueSs i nEeD u BaBi
---[[FrIeNdZ iNiTaLz]]---
bF4L-tOrI n JeSsI bF4l lusm
--I made ThiZ oRiginal-
<3 YaZ BrO0kE

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xOxOPiNkwUvErOxOx
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July 18, 2004 7:19am UTC

GuYs CoMe n Go...But bEsTfRiEnDz sTaY n NeVa Go
---HoPe u LikE! i maDe iT---
x0-BroOkE
[]JeSsI n tOrI[] my bffl!! xoxo
3 muskiters. lolzl

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xOxOPiNkwUvErOxOx
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July 18, 2004 7:22am UTC

Sry if thiz was up already i have a diff side of it but it is still funny!
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll Bite n ill break it in half!''
The Teacher said that is correct good job.

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CrAzy_kisseSxx
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July 18, 2004 7:29am UTC

Sad and broken hearted
Alone and discarded
Struggling for a place
Were I�m not just a face
Wished for someone
Instead, I got no one
To understand
What I have at hand
No one sees the real me
They don�t know what I can be
Forever lost
Just left to frost
As I cry frozen tears
For a long and many years
Nobody cares to look inside
Beyond these sad eyes
Words to humble to express how I feel
And so, here I am, before you I kneel
Lonely forever more
Would somebody please open their door
�� so I can come in
~Bre

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crazykristina
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July 18, 2004 7:50am UTC

If ur nice, you can call me sweety. If ur sweet you can call me hunny. If ur hot you can call me tonight.

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crazykristina
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July 18, 2004 7:53am UTC

~*~One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions~*~

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crazykristina
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July 18, 2004 7:53am UTC

I'M ThReW W/ GuYz,ThEy AlL tElL LieS,ThEy BrAkE uR hEaRt n MaKe U CrY,LuViN gUyZ iS sUcH a SiN,hEy ChEcK tHaT gUy WhO jUs WaLkEd In

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crazykristina
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July 18, 2004 7:54am UTC

Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill.
Check 3 friends. If they're OK, you're it.

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crazykristina
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July 18, 2004 7:54am UTC

~*If u mess with the best, you'll go down with the rest.*~

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crazykristina
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July 18, 2004 7:56am UTC

I kNo At GrAdUaTiOn DaY Im GuNnA CrY iTz b/C i nOe i FoUnD FrEnDz DaT R TrU TiLL i DiE

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crazykristina
posted a quote
July 18, 2004 7:56am UTC

~*~*Friends are 4ever,
Guyz are whatever,
When worst comez 2 worst,
My girlz come 1st!*~*~

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crazykristina
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July 18, 2004 7:57am UTC

Me and My Girlz were born ta shine
while da rest of yaz are borderline

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xaLLychik17x
posted a quote
July 18, 2004 7:57am UTC

who wants this? who needs this?
who wants this peice of lifelessness?
who wants this? who needs this?
who wants this peice of nothing?
i want this. i need this.
i make it my own. i live the way i want
you can't tell me how to be me

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crazykristina
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July 18, 2004 7:58am UTC

You told me not to talk to you
So I told myself not to cry
But not talking to you for dayz
Just makes me wanna die!

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crazykristina
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July 18, 2004 7:59am UTC

I think it's werid when i love you,
I think it's werid when i care
I think it's werid when i want you,
when you dont even know i am there

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crazykristina
posted a quote
July 18, 2004 7:59am UTC

Why don't he want me
Like he used to do?
Why don't he care for me
Like he always used to?
Why don't he Love me
Like he used to say he would?
Why don't he want me forever
Like I thought he could?
Why don't he want me
Like he used to do?

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crazykristina
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July 18, 2004 7:59am UTC

Boy, u have got me so crazy bout u!
And Im not sur what to do.
Everytime i look at u,
U make me smile and happy 2.
My heart races faster and i begin to blush,
From head to toe I feel my blood rush.
U make my day wen u smle at me.
Even if its just 4 a second i no u thought of me.
Even if u dont love me now ill still love u.
Becuz I no sumday ull love me 2!

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crazykristina
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July 18, 2004 7:59am UTC

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it
you have a serious problem!

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crazykristina
posted a quote
July 18, 2004 8:00am UTC

It is better 2 b ki$$ed by a fool, than 2 b fooled by a ki$$

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crazykristina
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July 18, 2004 8:00am UTC

An angel without it's wings, is just a friend in disguise.

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