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1. xOxOPiNkwUvErOxOx
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   July 20, 2004 9:44am UTC
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   u have to just line it up sry if its a lil messed up itz soppsed t o be flip flops and a bikini just line it uP!
   x0 hope u like i made some of it!
   -RiLeY-
   
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2. xOxOPiNkwUvErOxOx
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   July 20, 2004 9:38am UTC
   Y R WE TALKIN BOUT SCHOOL
   SCREW SCHOOL AT THIZ MOMENT!
   --------BlaHhz-----
   RiLeY-
   
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3. xOxOPiNkwUvErOxOx
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   July 18, 2004 7:22am UTC
   Sry if thiz was up already i have a diff side of it but it is still funny!
   Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
   When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
   A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
   Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll Bite n ill break it in half!''
   The Teacher said that is correct good job.
   
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4. xOxOPiNkwUvErOxOx
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   July 18, 2004 7:19am UTC
   GuYs CoMe n Go...But bEsTfRiEnDz sTaY n NeVa Go
   ---HoPe u LikE! i maDe iT---
   x0-BroOkE
   []JeSsI n tOrI[] my bffl!! xoxo
   3 muskiters. lolzl
   
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5. xOxOPiNkwUvErOxOx
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   July 18, 2004 7:14am UTC
   JuSt LiKe BrItTnEy..
   EvEyTiMe i TrY to FlY
   i FaLl WiThOUT mY wInGs
   i FeEl sO sMaLl
   i GueSs i nEeD u BaBi
   ---[[FrIeNdZ iNiTaLz]]---
   bF4L-tOrI n JeSsI bF4l lusm
   --I made ThiZ oRiginal-
   <3 YaZ BrO0kE
   
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6. xOxOPiNkwUvErOxOx
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   July 17, 2004 4:53pm UTC
   I dOnT gOttA uSe mUh mOutH 2 FlIrT
   alL i GoTta dO Is WhEr mY sKiRt FlIp iT uP
   aNd dO thE [R O C K A W A Y]
   [ORIGINAL!!! My sIs Made It But i StOlE iT wE kiNda MadE it 2GeThEr!!
   I Can uSe iT i DoNt caRe!!
   [][][][][]MUAH[][][][][]
   [DanIellE]
   
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7. xOxOPiNkwUvErOxOx
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   July 17, 2004 4:27pm UTC
   :+: wHat d0 i d0 when e.v.e.r.y thing reminds me 0f y0u? :+:
   HoPe Ya LiKe iT!!
   
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