Quotes added on Tuesday, February 10 2004

xxlilbella01xx
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February 10, 2004 1:34pm UTC

once upon a time there was a kid that went to skool and was learning the abc's well the teacher signed h.w. to the kids telling them to learn the first 4 letters of the alphbet so the boy went home and went to his mom that was seating at the computer doing something so the boy asked, what's the first letter of the alphbet shut up said that mom so then the little boy went to his dad that was watching the race car game and asked his dad what's the 2nd letter of the alphbet, so the dad says 47 hit em hard. then the little boy went to his lil sister that was watching batman and asked what's the 3rd letter of the alphbet so the lil sister said batman da da da da batman. so then the lil boy went to his lil brother on the toilet and asked what's the 4th letter of the alphbet and his lil brother said on the potty on the potty. So then the next day came and the lil boy went to skool and so the teacher asked him what was the first letter of the alphbet and so he said shut up and the teacher sent him to the principals office and so the principal asked him how many spankens do u want so he said 47 hit em hard and so the principal said who do u think u r�? so he says batman da da da da da da batman. principal asked where can i contact your parents so he said on the potty on the potty.

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Cheryl
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February 10, 2004 1:35pm UTC

Hey, I'm at school right now, and I'll get back to you later....if I live through it...
[N a m e]

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xxlilbella01xx
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February 10, 2004 1:36pm UTC

I used to live in a darkened room
Had a face of stone
And a heart of gloom
Lost my hope, I was so far gone
Cryin' all my tears
With the curtains drawn
I didn't know until my soul broke free
I've got these angels watching over me
Oh watch me go
I'm a happy girl
Everybody knows
That the sweetest thing you'll ever see
In the whole wide world
Is a happy girl
I used to hide in a party crowd
Bottled up inside
Feeling so left out
Standing in a corner wearing concrete shoes
With my frozen smile
And my lighted fuse
Now every time I start to feel like that
I roll my heart out like a welcome mat
Oh watch me go
I'm a happy girl
Everybody knows
That the sweetest thing you'll ever see
In the whole wide world
Is a happy girl
Laugh when I feel like it
Cry when I feel like it
That's just how my life is
That's how it goes
Oh watch me go
I'm a happy girl
And I've come to know
That the world won't change
Just 'cause I complain
Let the axis twirl
I'm a happy girl
Oh watch me go
I'm a happy girl
Everybody knows
That the sweetest thing you'll ever see
In the whole wide world
Is a happy girl
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
I'm a happy girl
^^That song is by Martina McBride if ya wanted to kno:)^^

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MeLLy
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February 10, 2004 1:45pm UTC

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm taking a shower
So i don't smell like you!

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MeLLy
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February 10, 2004 1:45pm UTC

Roses are red
Roses are pink
I'm taking a shower
So i don't stink

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MeLLy
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February 10, 2004 1:46pm UTC

If you were my saxophone,
id be blowing you right now.

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MeLLy
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February 10, 2004 1:46pm UTC

If you were my homework,
I'd be doing you

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MeLLy
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February 10, 2004 1:47pm UTC

sweet home alabama lord Im comin home to you-->

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MeLLy
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February 10, 2004 1:48pm UTC

starin at the world through my rearview
... scream to God, he can't hear you
... heart beatin fast ... time to die
... watchin time fly ... i'll be..
starin at the world through my rearview

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MeLLy
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February 10, 2004 1:49pm UTC

im on fire when ur near me
im on fire when u speak
im on fire burning at these mysteries
(switchfoot)

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MeLLy
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February 10, 2004 1:49pm UTC

...and if they try and tell you love fades w/ time tell them theres no such thing as time...its our time
(jack johnson)

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MeLLy
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February 10, 2004 1:50pm UTC

can you comfort yourself with a sense of revenge
are you leaving me here with the taste of the end

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MeLLy
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February 10, 2004 1:50pm UTC

you know how in dreams, your always trying to get somewhere. but you never quite get there?. . .im not making any progress and i wish id wake up

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MeLLy
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February 10, 2004 1:51pm UTC

-You dont understand the feeling
-That i had kept inside
-This whole d*mn time
-When i got my chance to tell you
-Everything went wrong
-I wish i could be yours again
-But not everyone gets that second chance...

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MeLLy
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February 10, 2004 1:52pm UTC

Steve Pre [best runner of all time!] "A lot of people run a race to see who is fastest. I run to see who has the most guts, who can punish himself into exhausting pace."

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MeLLy
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February 10, 2004 2:44pm UTC

have u eva found the 1
u've dreamed of all ur life
do jus about ne thing
to look into there eyes
have u finally found the 1
u've given ur heart to
only to find that 1
won't give there heart to u
have u eva closed ur eyes
and dreamed that they were there
and all u can do is wait
for that day when they will care.

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Malloryluvsya
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February 10, 2004 2:44pm UTC

<33 You mean everything to me but i mean nuthin 2 u but i am hoo am i am sry it doesnt impress u i understand u went 4 her cuz she better lookin then me but u'll kno u pikked tha rong gurl if u compare personality
<33 mallory

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Malloryluvsya
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February 10, 2004 2:45pm UTC

do u see tha little yellow box ..........obviosly im away so wen tha litle yellow box is gone ill be bak

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Malloryluvsya
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February 10, 2004 2:48pm UTC

>--------------> waitin 4 cupids arrow ta hit me <<33 plz hurry

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Malloryluvsya
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February 10, 2004 2:49pm UTC

sry im not pretty enouf 4 u but i am hoo i am im sry i dont impress u

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