once upon a time there was a kid that went to skool and was learning the abc's well the teacher signed h.w. to the kids telling them to learn the first 4 letters of the alphbet so the boy went home and went to his mom that was seating at the computer doing something so the boy asked, what's the first letter of the alphbet shut up said that mom so then the little boy went to his dad that was watching the race car game and asked his dad what's the 2nd letter of the alphbet, so the dad says 47 hit em hard. then the little boy went to his lil sister that was watching batman and asked what's the 3rd letter of the alphbet so the lil sister said batman da da da da batman. so then the lil boy went to his lil brother on the toilet and asked what's the 4th letter of the alphbet and his lil brother said on the potty on the potty. So then the next day came and the lil boy went to skool and so the teacher asked him what was the first letter of the alphbet and so he said shut up and the teacher sent him to the principals office and so the principal asked him how many spankens do u want so he said 47 hit em hard and so the principal said who do u think u r¿? so he says batman da da da da da da batman. principal asked where can i contact your parents so he said on the potty on the potty.